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Julia Lescova is Pretty Awesome for FHM France of the Day

. Julia Lescova is amazing…I never heard of her before today…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t matter…you see cuz me knowing about a babe and whether she exists or not doesn’t make a bit of a difference as to whether she’s a babe or not….you see I like to think I am God…at least when it comes to eating strange pussy…but I know there are millions of girls I would fuck….maybe even billions….of girls I would fuck…who I’ve never met….one man can only pull off so much….there are time and budget constraints here… That said, she’s from Lativa, lives in LA, is the face of Guess, has been in Esquire, and now is doing FHM France….a little off the radar publication, that should be American Penthouse…but that’s ok…time always makes magic happen…especially when you’re just a little latvian in America with a dream….I think that was the premise of the show Perfect Strangers…but I can’t be too sure but what I can be sure of…is that she’s perfect.

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Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy

I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality… But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Megan Fox Pantsless for Some MetroCity Campaign of the Day

Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass…. Either way. She’s still hot.

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Kim Kardashian Polluting Daytime TV in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t mind Kim Kardashian as much when I’m staring at her porn ass in a tight dress…even though I know she’s got straps and bandages and whatever the fuck else to make her look like an hour glass figure….and maybe that’s cuz I know she’s an intentional pornstar who fucked on camera for all this attention…or maybe cuz I know the end is near…both qualities I look for in an ass in a tight dress I’m staring at…this shit’s ridiculous….and I’m sad she didn’t do the rounds at the porn awards…even though she still makes millions off the shit…and an insider told me that she legally had to sign off on the shit…with documents, waivers and ID scans cuz any porn DVD is heavily regulated….Don’t believe the lie… The best thing about this is that Kim Kardashian was co-hosting Live with Kelly….I’m sure that was riveting and compelling conversation that was both though provoking and life changing….am I the only one concerned about the smut we’re feeding our housewives??? Here’s the clip of some inappropriate morning fatness……. Here’s some pics…. To See Some More of these Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK To See Some Clips from her Sex Tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian Polluting Daytime TV in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian Polluting Daytime TV in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t mind Kim Kardashian as much when I’m staring at her porn ass in a tight dress…even though I know she’s got straps and bandages and whatever the fuck else to make her look like an hour glass figure….and maybe that’s cuz I know she’s an intentional pornstar who fucked on camera for all this attention…or maybe cuz I know the end is near…both qualities I look for in an ass in a tight dress I’m staring at…this shit’s ridiculous….and I’m sad she didn’t do the rounds at the porn awards…even though she still makes millions off the shit…and an insider told me that she legally had to sign off on the shit…with documents, waivers and ID scans cuz any porn DVD is heavily regulated….Don’t believe the lie… The best thing about this is that Kim Kardashian was co-hosting Live with Kelly….I’m sure that was riveting and compelling conversation that was both though provoking and life changing….am I the only one concerned about the smut we’re feeding our housewives??? Here’s the clip of some inappropriate morning fatness……. Here’s some pics…. To See Some More of these Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK To See Some Clips from her Sex Tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Smith Ass in Panties Viral for Jalouse of the Day

Here’s a hipster fashion video that is so clever because it breaks down what the video maker wanted to do with his video…you know to make it viral…I can just imagine when they came up with this concept as a group and gave each other high fives over the shit…you know tell us what you’re doing so we can laugh about how true and ironic it is…and the fact that all their followers and drones actually think it is clever reminds me of how idiotic the world is…98 percent of people are useless fucking sheep who attach themselves to various bullshit…but at their core are just the fucking same follower looking for acceptance…. The good news is that there’s some hot model ass in panties….which is great if you can see past how annoying the concept behind the shit is…

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Ashley Smith Ass in Panties Viral for Jalouse of the Day

Ashley Smith Ass in Panties Viral for Jalouse of the Day

Here’s a hipster fashion video that is so clever because it breaks down what the video maker wanted to do with his video…you know to make it viral…I can just imagine when they came up with this concept as a group and gave each other high fives over the shit…you know tell us what you’re doing so we can laugh about how true and ironic it is…and the fact that all their followers and drones actually think it is clever reminds me of how idiotic the world is…98 percent of people are useless fucking sheep who attach themselves to various bullshit…but at their core are just the fucking same follower looking for acceptance…. The good news is that there’s some hot model ass in panties….which is great if you can see past how annoying the concept behind the shit is…

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Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going…. I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely… To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going…. I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely… To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Rowland’s Friend in a See Thru of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Rowland and her shitty fake tits…or the fact that Beyonce ruined her career for a solo career and I don’t care to figure out who her lesbian lover in the see through top is…and I sure as hell have no fucking idea why I’m even posting the shit…but for some reason I just can’t stop myself…I guess the day can’t all be about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics

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