These are some really sexy pics of Helena Bonham-Carter showing her gothic, witch, intense, haggard, possibly high and amazing small tits in a black bra and see through shirt, and as erotic as these pictures are…I still think this bitch is genius…I wish she did more porn…cuz sometimes you don’t have to be hotness to make me want to stick my dick between your A-Cup Tim Burton Owned titties….Sometimes you just have to be rich and famous. I’m so superficial.
When you have a billion dollar in sales a year brand….anything is possible…including ex Russian model or aspiring Russian model or just a Russian pussy turned into your own personal prostitute…you see cuz people, especially women, can be bought…that’s why we collectively call them whores and laugh at the old viagra fueled cock they put inside them in exchange for the good life…cuz sometimes, like this time, it’s so obvious you have no choice but to laugh… To see the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
I say when there are videos like this on the internet…you know real girls exploiting their KFC eating ass (No racist), by jacking up a pair of spandex pants up their ridiculous round fat asses….all over youtube….cuz every bitch wants that stamp of approval, you know to be a sex object in the jungle (no racist) that is the internet to every dude out there…why the fuck bother with celebs… There is easier pussy, more eager pussy, hotter pussy, in our own backyards… Celebs are like the cunty popular girl in school, who won’t let you fuck her up the ass to keep her a virgin, cuz she thinks she’s too good for you.. While these sluts who want guys jerking off to them, the reason for sexy facebook pics…webcam shows….cell phone pics…..it’s just genetics….cuz we are animals (some of us more than others(no racist))…. I gotta re-think my website…what the fuck have I become…why haven’t I been using this to make no name sluts famous…in exchange for sexx…instead of giving attention to already famous sluts…who just block me on twitter… Cunts.
When I first saw these pics I thought I was dealing with Pink’s new acting stage name, Busy Philip, you know cuz she was born as a Philip with a cock and is keeping busy by balancing her shitty music career, her fake pregnancy, her gay biker husband turned ex husband turned husband, and now getting a gig on CougarTown where she parades around half naked….but I realized there wasn’t enough muscle…cuz even when Pink is pregnant, She likes to maintain her rock hard body and would never be this doughy mess… And after some research it turns out that Busy Phillips is a real person…definitely not a hot real person…not even sure if she should be allowed to wear a bikini you know with that massive manly head…but a real person never the less….here are the pics…cuz even ugly girls need love sometimes…
Leona Lewis has fat tits and apparently a fat ass..cuz she’s on the beach and she’s not wearing a fucking bikini….like it’s the 1800s or some other bullshit that is stopping this bitch from being half naked…I mean maybe she’s doing us all a favor…cuz sometimes bitches shouldn’t be in a bikini….and she is wearing something that would probably be see through if wet…which kinda makes her alright in my books…pretty accommodating of her…giving us the goods, leaving out or hiding the bad….more fat people should take her lead…especially when in public…. Then again, it could just be a British thing, cuz British people fear the sun. Either way, here are the pics of her tits in a white one-piece…
I don’t really know who this model is. Her name is Sarah Stephens and I am a huge fan of her…but today is the first and only time I’ve ever heard of her…cuz sometimes I think I’ve never heard of a bitch cuz I generally don’t pay enough attention to remember, but this time around it’s legit, she’s a fucking nobody, a nobody on the rise, cuz she knows to get naked in photoshoots for magazines in order to get noticed and make a name for herself. This photoshoot is hot, and tits for fashion is something I endorse…cuz tits in general is someting I endorse…. All this to say, Sarah Stephens is a keeper….
She looks like skeletor and unless you have a Heman fetish, I can’t think this fake titty, fake face, hard yet sloppy body can do anything for anyone on a sexual level, but then again, when I worked in the warehouse at a porn company, the tranny shit flew off the shelves, cuz sometimes dudes who don’t get laid need new and different images to explore…even if those images are of women with dicks…that’s not to say Lisa Rinna is a tranny, but it is to say she’s as unnatural as one….
I don’t like anything about Olivia Munn. There are hotter girls sitting on my stoop in the summer than this bitch, but the girls on my stoop just aren’t as good at marketing themselves to an audience of people who are easy to win over. Seriously, being the poster girl of G4 TV to technology-obsessed geeks really doesn’t take much….as they are loyal and just like any girl who speaks their language….and as she slowly sneaks her way into the masturbation of dudes who aren’t gamer virgins, like the hip hop crowd, I’ll be there to watch and wonder why…cuz sometimes life’s mysteries, like Olivia Munn being seen as hot, makes life more interesting than if there was an actual hot girl on the cover of this mag. I do love Complex because they did a feature on me a long time ago….but Olivia Munn needs replacing despite how loyal these gamer virgins are…seriously…one gamer loser I know still talks about Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy like shit hasn’t been off the air for a decade….
Cher and Christina Aguilera are working together on set for something I can only assume gay guys are going to go fucking nuts over, I mean that is if gay guys other that Chazz Bono are still into Cher and her glamorous deep voice…and if they aren’t it still looks like its destined be something I will jerk off to when drunk and questioning my sexuality, cuz sometimes we gotta switch things up a little to see what it is that we really like and I’m assuming when I am done wiping the tears of shame from my eyes, this won’t be one of those things…either way, whatever is going on is weird and I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m hungover and don’t really care… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame
