Lisa Rinna loves doing this dance. I guess it’s a way for her to see just how plastic she is. You know so that when she gyrates and sees no movement from her face or body, it means she’s won. I am not sure what she’s won, but I guess she was destined to being a call girl or a stripper and has managed to become a reality show star….with a couple of slutty daughters doing the same tactics to become bootleg Kardashian / Jenners… Maybe this is her tapping into her Dancing With the Stars Fan…or maybe it’s her showing us what could have been if she was to become a stripper all those years ago…I don’t know her backstory. I just know this is the tenth time she’s done this dance so I guess it’s her thing, or she’s making it a thing, and the whole thing would be better if it wasn’t Lisa Rinna… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The day is nearly here. The Bachelor Season 23 will premiere on Monday, January 7 at 8/7c (see The Bachelor spoilers for ALL the scoop on the new season). In the opening episode – which will be three hours long – we will meet the amazing women vying for Colton Underwood's heart. Only two of them are over the age of 30. One says she has never been kissed, something Colton may be able to relate to. Another, meanwhile, lists her job as “Cinderella.” And a full one-third of the suitors hail from the Golden State of California. What are their names, ages and jobs? And who among the Bachelor spoilers ' favorites will be left standing at the end? Let's meet the cast below! 1. Alex B. She’s a a dog rescuer from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and she hopes to maybe be done doggy style by Colton someday. 2. Alex D. She is 23 years old and is from Boston and, no joke, her official ABC bio says she is “a sloth.” 3. Angelique Angelique, 28, is a marketing salesperson from Hamilton, New Jersey. 4. Annie Annie, 23, is a financial associate from New York, New York. 5. Brianna She often goes by Bri and is 24 years old and is a model from Los Angeles, California. 6. Caelynn Caelynn, 23, is a Miss North Carolina 2018 from Charlotte, North Carolina. She’s very pretty. View Slideshow
We’ve already heard that Lisa Vanderpump is ghosting the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Now, Lisa Rinna is throwing shade at her castmate on social media. She’s poking fun at her her status as an absentee Housewife. “Listen,” Lisa Rinna said to her Twitter followers on Wednesday. “What we do, is not that hard.” Being on a reality series can be a lot of work, but if you’re part of an ensemble, it makes life easier. Those huge Real Housewives salaries don’t hurt, either. “We film for 4 months,” she explains. “We laugh, fight, we make up, whatever.” “We make a tv show,” she notes. It’s good that she mentions that. Some people still forget that reality television is rarely authentic. It’s entertainment. “We are so blessed and so lucky to have a Job,” Lisa continues. It’s good to see people who have been incredibly lucky in life acknowledge that. “For those who watch,” Lisa writes. “Thank you!” “I felt like that needed to be said,” she explains. “We aren’t curing cancer here. It’s a f–king tv show. Ya know?!” “And,” Lisa concludes. “I think we all make a darn good tv show.” Lisa Rinna then held an impromptu Q & A with her fans and followers. One asked where Lisa Vanderpump might be, saying: “Can’t get enough of her.” (Not all fans and followers keep up with news or know how to read the room, people) Lisa quoted the tweet and issued a cutting reply. “She’s on Vanderpump Rules ,” Lisa says. Oof. That, folks, is what we call shade . It’s not a read — she is in no way explicitly insulting her castmate. It’s shade because her innocuous, truthful statement has a bite to it. See, Lisa Vanderpump has been famously not getting along with her castmates on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Everyone is being very vague about the source of the contentiousness, but they all seem to agree that it exists. Lisa Vanderpump has had a difficult year, notably with the death of her brother. But her castmates believe that this alone is not enough to explain or justify the way in which she has backed away from them. Whether it’s personal events or filming, a rift has formed among the Housewives. Though Lisa has shot down rumors that she has left the series to focus on Vanderpump Rules , fans are scratching their heads. Hopefully, it will eventually become clear why Lisa seems to be keeping her distance from everyone else. We should note that Lisa Rinna answered more questions when speaking to her fans. One of her followers did not like her characterization of ROHB as being a television show rather than some sort of documentary. “But that’s why your franchise sucks now,” lamented the fan on Twitter. “You look at it as making a TV show and not being real.” “It is a tv show,” Lisa replied. “We have cameras filming us Corey. That’s the truth.” Stating the name of an internet stranger can either be incredibly compassionate or powerfully dismissive. This, we think, was the latter. View Slideshow: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season 9 Looks Absolutely Insane!
Wednesday, July 11, was Lisa Rinna’s birthday. The The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is now 55 years old. She decided to celebrate by snapping a selfie so naked that it is no longer on Instagram. But you can still see it — the internet is forever. Fair warning: the image below is not safe for work. There are nipples in play. Lisa Rinna has been nude on Instagram before. This time, instead of a topless mirror selfie, she took the full-bodied approach. She snapped a photo of herself at a window. You can see through the window, but you can also see the reflection of her dynamite body in the glass. It’s not just a silhouette, either. Her nipples are right there, staring you in the face. And you don’t have to take our word for it. As we mentioned, that image is not safe for work. Or for children. It is also not safe for Instagram. She hasn’t been banned, but that photo is gone from Instagram. But not gone from our hearts. Or, of course, from the internet. She had captioned the Instagram selfie “birthday suit,” and she was not kidding. It’s not the only photo featuring her trim figure and a window that she’s shared to Instagram in recent days. Lisa also followed up by posting a caption reading: “Happy F–king Birthday to ME!” That’s the spirit! To show that she was very much in the birthday mood, she followed those words with six cake slice emojis. Though we somehow doubt that Lisa ate quite that much cake on her birthday, she has every right to do so. She’ll turn 55 but once. Lisa Rinna is drop dead gorgeous. Acknowledging that is like saying that the sun is bright. Just as the sun douses us with unwanted heat, light, and ultraviolet radiation, Lisa can also be problematic at times. Less than a year ago, Lisa — for unknown reasons — decided to tweet “All Lives Matter.” We don’t really understand why she decided to add her voice to the rallying cry of those who feel weirdly threatened by the assertion that Black Lives Matter.. Perhaps she was looking to stir up controversy and accusations of racism, and decided that her husband Harry Hamlin wearing a swastika was too subtle. Still, everyone is growing and learning as a human being. Lisa Rinna might not look 55, but she’s experiencing time just like the rest of us — and learning from her experiences. So perhaps she’ll come around to issues that she didn’t quite understand with time. Or perhaps not. Either way, the fans and followers of this Real Housewife hope that she never, ever stops posting nudes. She worked hard for her incredible body, and she should feel free to show it off whenever she likes. (Whether it is her birthday or any other special occassion) Instagram, however, would probably prefer that she keep her nipples to herself when using their social media platform. They have rules. Spoilsports. View Slideshow: Real Housewives All Stars: Who Should Be Cast?
If there were an Oscar for Achievement in the Field of Creative Nudity, Kim Kardashian would win it every year. You see, Kim is naked a lot , but she almost never serves up the same type of nudity twice. Take the latest addition to her body of work, which we call Noodles in the Nude : Yes, that’s Kim eating what appears to be some sort of udon dish while topless. Obviously, this is very dangerous, as hot liquids and nipples are a bad combination. But Kim is happy to do it for the ‘Gram, as the kids say, and for that, we thank her. As usual, the comments on Kim’s latest nude are a mixed bag. Most people were just duly appreciative of some unexpected boobs, but for some reason, mom-shaming Kim Kardashian is one of the internet’s favorite activities. “Like no, put on some clothes, like at this age with how ever many kids you have and you doing this, isn’t working for you,” commented one user who seems like a lot of fun at parties. “You should be embarrassed to show your body as much as you do with your ridiculous wigs,” wrote another Mom of the Year candidate. “Your a very poor role model for your children. I watch your photos as you post them for many years but never say anything. Somewhere you really need to stop.” You’d think before criticizing the parenting of a person you’ve never met, you’d edit the living hell out of your comment to make sure your grammar was 100 percent on point. But apparently, Kim’s haters don’t have time to distinguish between “your” and “you’re.” Anyway, Kim is obviously fully aware of the fact that living well is the best revenge. Rather than take the time to respond to the trash-talkers, she simply continues having an amazing life and looking impossibly good while naked. It’s a wonderful method of coping with douche-baggery that’s unfortunately not available to everyone. Some of us still have to handle things the old-fashioned way. By which we mean crying, deleting our account, and then quietly reactivating it like three hours later. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible
Brace yourselves, Berline: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are headed your way. Bravo has released an extended trailer for the second half of Season 8, which looks very much like it will NOT be short on drama. Stunning, right? In the following preview, we see these rich and spoiled cast members on horseback in Germany, for example, as each braces for the very end as a result of this adventure. “I’m not ready to die with these women in Berlin,” Lisa Rinna says with a laugh, for example. The 54-year old mother of two later models some very revealing lingerie, an apt outfit for an upcoming trip that takes the ladies to a sex club. Why? For Erika Girardi to perform a rendition of “XXPEN$IVE,” of course. And you ought to see the ensemble she breaks out for this number! Aside from German beers and latex, however, we see glimpses of in-fighting among the regulars, most notably when Girardi calls out one of her castmates. “I have one issue: pretend amnesia,” Girardi tells this women, while we also see Vanderpump remark to Girardi: “It’s taken me two f-cking years to get close to you.” Elsewhere: Dorit Kemsley debuts her swimwear line on the runway as the women cheering her on… while Mellencamp storms out of an outing and gets into a cab crying. Someone is labeled a “cry baby.” Someone says she is having “phone calls with heaven.” And someone talks at length about meeting her father for the first time — at the age of 25. Oh, and the women also meet up with a psychic, to whom Erika says at one point: “I was once kidnapped as a boy who lived in the bottom of a shoe.” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Bravo Tuesdays at 9/8c. Check out the trailer now:
Lisa Rinna is about to re-enter your living room. Not in person, of course, but she and her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will kick off Season 7 on Tuesday, December 6 at 9/8c. Not content to wait that long, however, Rinna jumped on Instagram Sunday and forced herself back in the news… … by showing off a seriously banging bikini body! Apparently a gift from husband Harry Hamlin, the two-piece adorning Rinna’s breasts and lower private parts is red and white. Not that most followers are looking at the swimsuit itself, we’re guessing. The actress and reality star proudly flaunted her body on her social media account, noting her age and writing the following as a caption: “HH brought me back a Lips Bikini. Yes my hair is different in this shot. And Yes I’m 53. And yes I fucking own it.” Gotta love that confidence, don’t you? How does Rinna keep herself in such terrific shape this late in life? “[Find] more than one form of exercise that you love to do and then [mix] it up,” Rinna has written on her website, adding: “One day do the pilates, and then the next day you play tennis. Maybe you can even incorporate a Friday night salsa dancing class with your girlfriends! “You gotta keep it fresh to keep yourself interested.” It’s clearly working for Rinna. We’re guessing Hamlin is still VERY interested in her, if you catch our drift! View Slideshow: 19 Real Housewives Who Only Lasted One Season As for what fans can expect from Rinna and her co-stars this winter on Season 7 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Based on the following trailer, there will be endless drama, a lot of fighting between castmates and even trips to Hong Kong, Greece and Mexico. Look for Rinna to be right smack dab in the middle of all the drama. “Lisa Rinna needs to sew her f-cking lips shut,” Kyle Richards says at one point in this trailer, prompting us to wonder what kind of event precipitated this comment. Visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online if you need to catch up on anything you’ve missed and check out the crazy preview now. It’s gonna be an intense season! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 7 Trailer
Last month, Yolanda Foster and Lisa Rinna engaged in a Twitter feud over the ongoing question of whether or not Yolanda is really suffering from Lyme disease. It may seem like an odd thing to question, but Lisa is not alone in her belief that Yolanda might be faking the whole thing to gain attention and sympathy from others. And in defense of the Yolanda-truthers, there are some sketchy details that make it seem as though Yolanda is only pretending to be ill. For example, she recently revealed that two of her her children also have Lyme disease , which is bizarre, because the disease isn’t contagious through casual contact with infected humans, and is usually transmitted through deer tick bites. Did the entire family go camping and forget to bring the Off? Did Oswald act alone? Can jet fuel really melt steel beams?! We got a little carried away there, but the point is, the controversy over Yolanda’s illness is complex, and there’s a good chance it’ll never be resolved. But while theories about Elvis helping the Illuminati fake the moon landing are usually confined to the scarier corners of the Internet, the great Yolanda Lyme disease debate might soon take center stage on national television. Yes, according to Radar Online, Yolanda is planning to confront Lisa on the upcoming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special. “Even though Yolanda and Lisa made up on camera, the friendship is still very much on the rocks,” the source continued. “She is going to give Lisa an ultimatum, fess up, or the friendship is over.” Even though Lisa is just one of several people who has openly questioned Yolanda’s illness, Foster is reportedly planning to single her out because Rinna was on her side at first , and her sudden change of heart made Yolanda feel betrayed. Like we said, this thing is complex, y’all. We’re pretty sure the Free Masons are somehow involved.
On Tuesday’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the ongoing beef between Kathryn Edwards and Faye Resnick took center stage. If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online , you may recall that Resnick made some salacious claims about Edwards. Specifically, that Edwards’ ex-husband Marcus Allen cheated on Kathryn with Nicole Brown Simpson (which Allen and Edwards deny). Nicole, of course, is the slain former wife of O.J. Edwards and Resnick were building this feud up hard, mentally circling one another at the dinner table like it was the UFC octagon. Yet in the end, there were no blows exchanged. “There’s very few people in my life that I’d like carry a dagger for, like if I ever get the chance to say what I [feel]. She’s one of them.” Those harsh words were uttered by Kathryn to describe Resnick, though the two did not get into any table-flipping screaming matches. It was more … subtle. Icy, but restrained. “For me to not say something, I’d feel like I was being phony,” Edwards told Resnick, making a reference to the “elephant in the room.” “I have nothing to say to anyone about what happened 20-something years ago. That was a very hard time, and it’s sad,” Faye said. Words not used by either party? Cheating or Nicole or O.J. “There’s not really much to discuss at this point, is there?” Resnick asked. Later, Resnick did say that she never meant anything “pejorative” toward Edwards, and asked if Kathryn felt any better. She said she did. Conflict resolution, RHOBH style! Resnick apologized to everyone because “this” (whatever “this” was) should be discussed in private, but that was about it in the end. Edwards reflected later, “There’s a part of me that feels a little cheated, because I was ready,” she said. “I was ready to annihilate her.” There’s always next feud. View Slideshow: The 9 Richest Real Housewives in Bravo History View Slideshow: 11 Most Obnoxious Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I’ll admit that I’ve had my doubts about Lisa Rinna’s looks. Specifically, has that face been under the knife? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star’s latest makeup-free selfie has washed any and all doubts away. Fishwrapper has the same thoughts , wondering what sorcery is responsible for that youthful complexion. The work of a chemical peel? Great genes? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, RINNA? Her lips appear real, only because other reality stars have afforded me the opportunity to actually hear the difference between speaking with lip plumpers vs. without. It’s painfully obvious and offensive to those of us whom you say, “I’ve done nothing! Don’t I look natural?” No, you do not. And you sound odd. Rinna’s lips look the same now as they did twenty years ago. The same cannot be said for Farrah Abraham (to be fair, she was a child at that time), Kyle Richards, Rose McGowan and others who have gotten a little help from Juvederm. Alas, even Rinna gets jealous of others’ youthful glows. Rinna had a few theories about new RHOBH co-star and model Kathryn Edwards’ unchanging looks. The two have known each other since the 90s, when Rinna worked on Days of Our Lives. “She’s either sold her soul to the devil, or she has some sort of special cocktail that she drinks, because she looks exactly the same,” Rinna said in her voice-over interview. You can’t have it all, Rinna. Embrace the beauty that you are and be grateful that women everywhere walk into their plastic surgeon’s office, proclaiming “I want Rinna’s trout pout!” View Slideshow: The 9 Richest Real Housewives in Bravo History
