Marie-Eve Martinez here. I got a text from Jesus saying he would be home soon, which for normal people who grew up with normal lives and normal parents usually means something as simple as they are on their way home from work or picking up a gallon of milk, or saying they were on their way from work while actually out having an affair with you uncle/aunt. But when you grew up like me, with the people I did, and you haven’t seen your step father since he stumbled out of the house drunk on Friday afternoon, who knows what has happened, how it’s gone down or when he will return. So make a wish hoping he comes home safe and sound every time you click one of these links. He needs all the help he can get. Love, Marie-Eve Set in Cement Forever….Whoops – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK 20 Hot Athletes You’ll Know After the Olympics FOLLOW THIS LINK WTF Photo of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK LOL Compilation of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK Kristen Stewart is Pretty So This Whole Thinbg is Her Fault FOLLOW THIS LINK Gallery: 11 iPhone Prototypes That Didn’t Make the Cut FOLLOW THIS LINK Well Hey There Free Cam Shows (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Drunk Girls Get Dirty on the Train (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Citizen Brings Gun to Knife Fight, Bags Grocery Store Slasher FOLLOW THIS LINK Hot Model Helps Us Start Thinsg Off (SITE NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK
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