Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits… She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed… She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good… And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying for a baby. Yes, as much as the world probably thinks they would not make the finest parents, they are actually planning to create an offspring. “I am writing a coffee table wife type of book. It’s more like a fun project, something I enjoy doing and then I’m getting ready to be a mom hopefully next year,” the former reality star, 30, told Faithwire. “So that is going to be my main priority and full-time job.” It is pretty crazy to think of the two of them with a child. If you watched The Hills , you probably know they’re not the most stable couple in Hollywood. Things got so bad that they were fired from the show midway through the final season. There’s no denying that as much as The Hills was dramatic, Speidi were the most iconic characters throughout the whole experience. Lauren Conrad was great, but Speidi caused all of the drama and it made the show way more intriguing. The couple struggled to stay relevant after The Hills went off the air. Spencer was quick to blame Jersey Shore for The Hills coming to an end. He clearly didn’t realize that the show was running on fumes. Heidi also revealed that Spencer was not fond of the idea of being a father. “You know, I had to pray to get my husband to even … agree to have a kid and so this whole journey over the last few years … I have had to do.” Does this not just remind you of the time Heidi tried to get Spencer to have kids on The Hills ? That did not go down well, but it proves that at least one thing from the show was real. Heidi even chatted about how difficult it is to have kids. “You know, it’s not so easy, not everyone can just have kids whenever they want,” Montag told Faithwire. “There is a lot of hardship and prayers and certain things you have to put into that.” She went one step further and revealed how she felt about her public fall from grace. “I grew up in a small town in Colorado and I always dreamt that I would be buying Louboutins and I had a love for Vogue magazine,” she said. “[So] when I actually had an opportunity to buy those things, it was almost like … it was fun and then of course, I just got a little carried away with it.” People do get carried away, but they don’t get Heidi Montag carried away. She famously got 10 plastic surgery procedures in just one day. It got the whole world talking, but Heidi now feels that “life is really short and really temporary and when everything goes, all your money, everything you’ve built your security on, it really makes you face the reality of this life.” “So I’m really thankful I had such a public fall and I spent all my money and everything because it made me remember what I care about and what is important to me and to rebuild,” she concluded. “Because of God, I was able to rebuild and refocus.” Say what you want about Heidi, but she sounds like she’s matured a lot. What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below!
The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job… But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring… So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now… I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done…. The post Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus regularly spouts a wealth of insane comments on social media, but this time she’s preaching some sense. The singer came at Donald Trump hard after the presidential candidate retweeted a ridiculously sexist meme featuring his wife Melania Trump next to Heidi Cruz, spouse of his rival Ted Cruz. The meme, which juxtaposed an unflattering photo of Heidi with a glamour shot of Melania, appeared to imply that Trump had the hotter wife, which somehow made him the better man. Seriously, we can’t even. And neither can Miley. She re-posted the meme to Instagram, accompanied by the following harsh words: “Trump can’t stop won’t stop saying stupid ass sexist shit!!!! Comparing two women! Are you f**king kidding! “We will not allow you to destroy everything we have overcome as women! I feel as though we are stronger than ever as a unit. “We have an understanding and respect for one another (more than trump can say about anyone, his fellow candidates, other races and religions , other public figures , just HUMAN BEINGS in general, and of course animals! “Check out his family hunting photos!!!!) it’s absolute insanity that this has gone on this long and far! Wake me up from this nightmare someone PLEASE!” You tell him, Miley. Sadly, Trump isn’t the only sexist POS in this scenario. Before the Melania-Heidi abomination was shared, an anti-Trump super PAC released its own sexist meme featuring the former supermodel posing nude. The accompanying text read, “Meet Melania Trump. Your next first lady. Or, you can support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.” Basically, this campaign has been reduced to an immature, irrelevant and misogynistic exchange that boils down to “Your wife’s a slut!” vs. “You’re wife is ugly!” Please, for the love of God, just leave the spouses out of this already-juvenile debacle of a campaign. We don’t always support everything Miley says or does, but on this occasion, we stand with her. View Slideshow: 16 Celebrities Who Actually Support Donald Trump
Back in 2010, Heidi Montag underwent 10 cosmetic procedures , which was featured on the cover of People Magazine. When The Hills premiered, Montag's new look was a major storyline, and cameras captured her trip to Crested Butte, Colorado, where she would show her mother, Darlene the New Heidi Montag. Except…things didn't go as planned. “It’s very weird and awkward,” Darlene began after she and Montag sat down on the couch. “You risked your life to do the things that you did. You had an elective surgery that was completely unnecessary,” Darlene went on. “I feel like when you left home, you had more confidence and self-esteem than anyone I had ever met.” Montag was searching for a more positive response, not prepared for what her mother was about to admit. “How do I say that I thought you were more beautiful before?” Darlene asked her daughter. “But, yes. I thought you were much more beautiful before. I’m hoping some of this will fade and go away.” Things quickly soured between them, and now – thanks to Lifetime's new show, The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition – we get to see them heal. Yay! “Darlene, how does it feel that Heidi thinks you sold her out,” the therapist asked. “I was just desperate to communicate with her in any way, and I just thought that was the only way I could do it. I would do anything to be able to take that back,” Darlene admitted. “I honestly felt like you ripped my heart out of my soul when I needed you so badly,” Montag said through tears. The series premieres tonight at 10pm on Lifetime.
Supermodel Heidi Klum proves that age is nothing but a number in this scorching hot photo spread from Galore Magazine! Now halfway through her 42nd year, Heidi is still in impeccable shape and we just can’t get enough of her tantalizing body! Via Drunken Stepfather
