https://twitter.com/DanNBC6/status/843945458674425857 Just one day after news broke that 25-year-old Ranika Hall died after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift in Miami, two other women who traveled to South Florida for the same procedure are facing serious complications from their surgeries. According to NBC Miami, Shabriya Hill and Crystal Call both flew to Florida to go under the knife at […]
Breast Implants – The VIDEO San Francisco Crazy Person… Crazy Man in the Hall…. The Way to Feed your Baby… Indian Man and his Big Old Bike… Bums try to Catch the Bus… The post Wife Fights Mistress…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, but people find her funny, mainly Chelsea Handler… She’s just a sour, angry, bitchy and annoying mean girl – that pulls off her bitterness that she never became a successful actress by making fun of people… Now I make fun of people, but no one reads my site, I don’t have a TV show, I don’t make a spectacle of myself, and I don’t have an early acting career in cheesy “Blue” movies…failing at acting..forced to turn to comedy…and failing at comedy…forced to go to netflix who will take anyone – but first get topless, show off the implants as much as you can – because it’s all part of her show, her hustle, her “empowered woman”…”I have tits, check out my tits”… This is a promo for her show, so if you want to watch her show to see her tits, you can…it’s probably the best thing she has to offer…because they aren’t as old, washed up, or bitter tasting as she is… The post Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently this is – Selena Gomez – in her best picture in the history of any picture she’s ever done. I’m actually starting to understand the hype that is Selena Gomez…all it took was hitting her from the right angle and not in a Chris Brown kind of way, or even a Bieber’s ejaculate against her cervix kind of way, but in a hip, modern, one piece bathing suit that stages her puffy steroid from lupus cheeks in a way that doesn’t make her look like a cartoon character… I rarely think that Selena Gomez is hot, I usually am blinded by knowing she’s media manipulator, highly trained by the Disney school of entertainers, and that alone made her irritating about Bieber sex offending, about her LUPUS and her CHEMO to treat her LUPUS and the fact that she’s gone into pop star world…when she’s an actor as a fucking cash grab… But her implants are cool right… The post Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that! Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was going to call this Kaley Cuoco a love story….because it’s not really a retrospective since it was just one event for her fake tits, you know one outing….and it is more of a love story because she’s with Stan Lee, the nerd leader for her nerd fans…. Which makes the implants way more fun especially since she is recently divorced and you can now have her all you want (lol) and she has signed that 100 million dollar contract that will add to her already stupid amount of fucking money, because they pay her a stupid amount of fucking money, because she’s on the biggest show ever playing the hot girl to the nerds – and she’s not even hot…. I think she’s better now that she’s got fake tits…and has been getting fit after cheating on her husband but still…she’s nothing great…just don’t tell the nerds, because to them, she’s a beacon of hope as television is their religion and guiding light….and she’s with your god…Stan Lee TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco’s Implants – A Retrospective of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aubrey O’Day is a very fucking low level reality star…turned low level reality show bandm ember because she won the contest thanks to sex with Diddy, who apparently become the White Snowflake that other rappers and black people were into, leading to her obesity, as thickness is celebrated with those types, and she ended up going totally overboard…becoming borderline obese…I guess she had nothing else to do…before eventually deciding to go back to white dudes…and start working out…while keeping her fat ass, since that’s all that matter, and baed on this instagram pic, it seems that she knows that’s all that matters… All this to say, aging low levels who made it further than their parents expected when they bought her implants for what they expected to be a stripping career…but didn’t quite make it at all…still showing her ass out of desperation..is pretty fucking great… The post Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's not like we aren't aware of which celebrities have really big boobs . We aren't blind or anything. But still. Looks can be a bit deceiving, considering the prominence of push-up bras and the like these days. That's why we've delved into the Internet, consulted with sources, done some research and learned the bra sizes of various female stars. We present them to you below… 1. Jessica Simpson… … 32 DD! Her very own father once confirmed this size in an interview with GQ. 2. Christina Aguilera… … 34E! Yes, E! The singer says they grew to be this size after she gave birth to her son, Max, and they’re remained that large ever since. 3. Victoria Beckham… … 34B. She was once a 34DD, thanks to some plastic surgery. The the model has since had her implants removed. 4. Kate Upton… … 34D. She once told The Sun: “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tips braless and go for the smallest bikini designs.” Not a single man on the planet agrees with this statement. 5. Katy Perry… … 32D. She once joked to GQ: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet… and I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.” 6. Sofia Vergara… … 32F. Yes, before you ask, this is the biggest (real!) size we’ve come across in Hollywood. View Slideshow
Must-See Photoshop Fails (Big Booty Edition) There are two types of attention-thirsty women in the world: Those who buy a new booty (which usually looks terrible ) and those who create a hilariously cartoonish booty with Photoshop sorcery just to be clowned (and featured on posts like this) for eternity. Hit the flip for the most hilariously Photoshopped booties ever.
I’ve seen Rosario Dawson in person, at least once, about a month ago…and she was just big and uninteresting to look at…I mean I guess she’s seen better years…like in the 1990s when she was recruited by a younger and more perverted Harmony Korine to be the 15 year old virgin who ran around in her bra and panties in KIDS, all young and fresh and criminal to masturbate to, which is probably where her career should have ended, instead it allowed her to turn her life as an immigrant hispanic, squatting in abandoned buildings, or at least that’s what she said, to become the busty star of the early 2000s, but cocaine and cock and whatever else she’s done has made her boring…washed up…haggard and the worst….but people still like her since Hispanics…always have fans as they act as a beacon of hope to those hispanics cleaning toilets…that one day they won’t be cleaning toilets…