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Kylie Jenner Blazes Up And Bares Them Cakes Because Why Not?

Kylie Jenner Smokes Marijuana In New Photoshoot Kylie Jenner’s following closely in her big sis Kim’s footsteps. Now that she’s (somewhat) grown , Her job is basically to take random sexy pictures and sell products…sometimes simultaneously. Keeping in line with that, she’s just released some new photos of herself topless and smoking on that Calabasas kush….with full hair and makeup, of course. We guess it’s no biggie. Weed is legal in California after all…and Kylie is over 18. We’re sure she and Tyga have been piff-puffing together on the regular since she was a sophomore in high school anyway. But of course, Kylie wasn’t done there. She also unveiled photos of her bare butt (shoutout ti Kimmy), which she also plans to screen print on tee shirts and sell to the impressionable children that call themselves her fans. But we guess selling photos of those plumped-up cakes is just a return on investment for the enhancements she’s purchased. Hit the flip… Instagram

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Justin Bieber Shares Cutest Throwback Photo EVER

Long before Justin Bieber ever peed in a mop bucket … long before he ever sang a note of “Baby”… long before the Internet became obsessed with  Justin Bieber’s penis … … the singer was just a little boy in Canada. He wore a giant smile on his face and he cared as much about hockey as he cares now about playing tonsil hockey with various supermodels. Justin was cute and innocent and this was a simpler time in his life. We’re now reminded of it courtesy of a throwback photo Bieber shared this week on Instagram, one that features him bent at the knees, hockey stick in hand, ready to skate, shoot and score. Seriously… how frickin adorable in this image?!? The “C” on his chest means Bieber was elected Captain of his youth team, making it clear he was destined for greatness from a young age. Could anyone have predicted that he’d end up on top of the musical world? Probably not. But it’s nice sometimes to stop and remember that Bieber comes from very humble beginnings . He may have had big dreams, but we doubt he ever thought he’d go from power plays to power lays of any woman he desires.  View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts

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Tom Hardy & Charlotte Riley Welcome First Child Together!

For an actor with a string of blockbusters under his belt and an army of obsessive female fans watching his every move, Tom Hardy has demonstrated a remarkable knack for keeping his private life private. Hardy married Charlotte Riley  last year, but we only found out about it a few months after the fact. Now, it seems Tom and Charlotte have welcomed a baby – and not surprisingly, they’re keeping all the details to themselves. Forget about a name and photograph; we don’t even know if the kid is a boy or a girl! We do know that it’s the first child for Riley and the second for Hardy, who has a 7-year-old son from his previous marriage. We’re sure Tom will be forced to answer questions about his new offspring in the near future, as he’s gearing up to do press for The Revenant, his heavily-hyped awards season contender co-starring Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Birdman auteur Alejandro Inarittu. Yes, it seems that Tom has a good deal on his plate these days. We just hope his new marriage, new baby and first real shot at an oscar nomination won’t distract the dude from doing what he does best: lip-syncing to pop hits on Instagram . View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2015

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Prince Jackson: Michael Jackson is Probably NOT My Biological Father!

Rumors about the paternity of Michael Jackson’s children have been circulating for years, occasionally serving as a major source of stress for his family. There have even been reports that Paris Jackson’s 2013 suicide attempt was triggered by her realization that Michael is not her father. Paris’ older brother Prince, however, seems genuinely unconcerned about the identity of his biological dad – or at least he’s come to accept it. TMZ reports that a Twitter user recently raised the billion-dollar question of Prince’s paternity by tweeting at the impressionable 18-year-old: “Everyone knows you are a Rowe-Klein, NOT a Jackson!” The names refer to Prince’s mother, Debbie Rowe, and Dr. Arnold Klein – Michael’s dermatologist friend and long rumored to be his kids’ father. Rather than telling the troll off or simply ignoring the comment, Prince Michael responded directly, and in curious fashion, tweeting: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb … I was raised by my dad with my brother and sister.”  Hearing Prince address the rumors of his paternity for the first time is jarring no matter what, but especially in light of how he worded that. Some are saying that that’s Prince’s way of confirming that he and his siblings are not Michael’s kids, and it’s easy to read it that way. Whatever he means, it certainly seems as though Prince is very aware of the distinct possibility that he’s not biologically a Jackson.  Klein, for his part, has done little to dispel these reports. In addition to admitting on record that he once gave Michael sperm (seriously), he posted a side by side comparison of himself and Prince. Debbie Rowe, Prince’s mother, is famously private and unlikely to ever reveal the details of who inseminated her with Prince or Paris. We have no way of knowing when Prince began having doubts, but we like to think he knew something was up the first time he attempted to moonwalk. 

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Tyra’s Co-creating And Producing New ABC Comedy Entitled ‘Fivehead’

At least the title sounds funny. Will this show bring in the same ratings as ANTM though? According to Yahoo News: America’s Next Top Model executive producer/star Tyra Banks is making her first foray into scripted series with Fivehead, a single-camera comedy for ABC based on her teen years. Banks is co-creating/executive producing Fivehead with Kenya Barris (Fox’s I Hate My Teenage Daughter), a childhood friend and longtime business partner with whom Banks also co-created America’s Next Top Model, now in its 19th cycle. Fivehead, produced by ABC Studios, chronicles the impressionable teenage years of Banks in the halls of her high school and at home, focusing on her family and the long journey that took Banks from awkward teen to one of the world’s most recognizable supermodels. “In high school, if you have glasses, you’re a ‘four eyes’, if you have braces, you’re a ‘metal mouth’ but if you had my forehead? You’re a FIVEHEAD,” said Banks. Barris and Banks will co-create together the characters and the story for Fivehead, and Barris will write the script. The two first met when they were 6-year-olds and attended school together, which gives Barris a first-hand account of the very times Banks and he will be reminiscing about in Fivehead. “To be able to witness her career was wild, but to be able to watch Tyra grow up was nothing short of nutty,” said Barris. “I am blown away by the opportunity to tell not just a great story but a story that I remember so fondly.” Congrats Tyra. Will you be watching? Images via WENN

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Shakira’s Short Legs in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Everyone has been freaking out about the new Shakira video that I assume has been out for a while, but that I slept on because I don’t really care about bitches who claim their breasts are small and humble, especailly when they aren’t 18 anymore, but according to all my creepy friends at the park, apparently shit is one of those music videos you can jerk off to, which hasn’t happened in a long time, and I guess she can get away with it cuz she pulls the “latin” card, you know where she claims her people are much more in touch with their sexuality and bodies, when in reality all the latin women I know have fat asses and are addicted to eating tacos and will stab you in the neck while you are sleeping because they dreamt you cheated on them, so I tend to stay away from that shit…especially when they sing with her the stupid sounds she makes with her throat that remind me of some kind of duck hunt, or tribal mating call, but I’m not gonna hate on her, even though these pics lead me to believe she’s got short, stalky legs and I hate that shit…. Pics via Fame

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Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

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Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts…. Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn

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