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Jennifer Lopez: Selena Gomez Should Play Me In a Movie!

We may never know for sure if Jennifer Lopez is dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy , but at least we know who Lopez wants to portray her in the inevitable J-Lo biopic; “I would want Selena Gomez to play me,” said Lopez in a recent interview. “She is a cutie.” Makes sense. After all, Gomez and Lopez have more in common than musical talent. They’ve both dabbled in acting; they’re both of Hispanic heritage and they’ve both demonstrated questionable taste in men.  Just look at their love lives over the past week, for example: Gomez got back together with Justin Bieber – a move that (understandably) disgusted many of her fans. While Lopez broke up with Casper Smart , allegedly after learning her much younger longtime boyfriend had been cheating on her. Needless to say, Gomez wouldn’t have to dig too deep to portray a beloved singer/actress with an unfortunate penchant for dating saggy-pants d-bags. Gomez has yet to respond to Lopez’ flattering comments, but has stated in the past that acting is something that she would like to “take on more seriously.” While her most prominent roles thus ( Spring Breakers and The Wizards of Waverly Place ) far may not have forced Selena to stretch her acting muscle very much, one quick look at her Instagram page and you can tell this girl’s got camera presence: Selena Gomez Instagram Photos 1. Selena Gomez Bikini Instagram Photo Selena Gomez rocks a bikini in this Instagram photo. She says in the caption that she is “taking” her “power” back.

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Meet Miley Cyrus’ Porn Impersonator

Feel free to pretend like you didn’t already know this if your girlfriend or co-workers are currently looking over your shoulder, but  apparently there’s a porn star Miley Cyrus impersonator called Miley May . I guess for impatient perverts who can’t wait a year or two for the inevitable leaked Miley sex tape. Anyway, here she is at the 2014 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, and if you ask me, she doesn’t look like Miley at all! Sure, she’s got the haircut and the tongue action down, but there’s no way that chubby booty can twerk it like the real Miley. Accept no substitutes. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Confirm Separation

The stunning rumor is now a reality. It is all over for Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison . Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison Split The couple, who made nauseating headlines in 2011 when they got married despite a 35-year age difference, have released a joint statement in which they confirm their separation. “After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated,” the pair said, via The Daily Mail. ” Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence.” But while initial reports claimed Hutchison was heartbroken over the split, this statement claims he’s totally on board with his wife’s desire to date younger, hotter men independence. “Doug supports Courtney 100 percent,” the statement continued. “The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.” This set-up may sound odd, but both sides are allegedly all for it. They conclude: “We love each other very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life.” That’s all well and good. But it’s gonna be awkward when Doug is the cameraman behind the inevitable Courtney Stodden sex tape .

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Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

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Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

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Sean Lowe: Leading a Double Life!?

Is The Bachelor Sean Lowe leading a double life? That’s the implication of the new issue of Life & Style , which says Catherine Giudici’s fiance is (hope you’re sitting down for these bombshells) … Obsessed with fame! Ordering shots at clubs! Flirting with other women! Hardly the Sean Lowe America grew to love, and root for, on The Bachelor, but the sad reality of who he’s become these days, at least according to L&S. Despite the good front the duo puts on, Catherine Guidici “can’t take it anymore.” Whether there’s any truth to this, of course, remains highly questionable. Nothing the couple has said or done remotely corroborates the celebrity gossip reports of their inevitable doom, however we have been wrong in this area before. We thought Emily Maynard and Jef Holm were built to last and that similar gossip magazine covers were complete nonsense. Then they turned out to be accurate. So … you be the judge. And vote in our survey: Will Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici last?   YES. You can just tell. They are made for each other. Maybe … not convinced, but not writing them off. No chance. I don’t see the connection! View Poll »

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Sean Lowe Gushes Over Catherine Giudici, Previews DWTS "Reveal"

The Bachelor’s Sean Lowe says he’s in it to win it on Dancing With the Stars, and credits fiancee Catherine Giudici with keeping him in the groove. “I couldn’t ask for a better fiancee, because she’s understanding that I have to put it in a lot of hours here but she’s rooting for me,” he told E! News. “She’s in my corner. She’s going to be in the front row cheering me on.” Sean’s DWTS debut will be the first time she’s seen him dance, too. “I want it to be a big reveal ,” Lowe says of his performance tonight. “She keeps asking for me to show her clips on my iPhone and stuff, but I just want her to wait and for her jaw to drop and go, ‘Woah, where did Sean learn how to do that?!'” As for his routine, Sean promises there will be an “attention-grabber.” All we can hope is that DWTS continues The Bachelor’ s gratuitous displays of Sean Lowe shirtless, right ladies? Keep your fingers crossed. Crossed hard. While Sean is busy at rehearsals, Catherine Giudici has been hard at work planning their upcoming wedding … to the extent that ABC will let her, anyway. Catherine Giudici and Sean Lowe: Will it last?   YES. You can tell. They are made for each other. Maybe … not convinced, but not writing them off. No chance. I don’t see the connection! View Poll »

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is "Toast" at The View, Source Claims

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on her way out of The View . Forget the show of support from Barbara Walters last week, an insider tells The New York Post that this blonde conservative will not return to the talk show once her contract is up. “ABC is desperate to freshen the show,” a source tells the newspaper. “Ratings are going soft, and research numbers on the stars’ likability are scaring network execs.” The newspaper adds that Joy Behar was forced to resign , although producers agreed to let her exit gracefully. But once news leaked of Hasselbeck’s upcoming dismissal, Walters was “spitting mad” and called it off. Still, her announcement will simply delay the inevitable. Hasselbeck may be coaxed to leave before her deal is even up next year, the article alleges “because the ABC brass believes the show needs to be younged-up fast.” Among those under consideration to takeover? Brooke Shields, Christie Brinkley and Ali Wentworth. Expect a drawn-out testing process for each potential co-host. If she really is leaving, will you miss Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View?   Yes, definitely! No, good riddance! View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Rocks Twitter: The Best Reactions

We already know how family members feel about the Kim Kardashian pregnant news: happy and blessed! But what about the rest of the Internet? Putting aside the boring, sincere reactions – such as Demi Lovato gushing over the (“So happy for you @KimKardashian.. Love you SO much and I’m so excited to babysit!!”) announcement – scroll down for the funniest responses from a rapt Twitterverse… Joel McHale : Congrats to @kimkardashian & @kanyewest on their baby. I hope it has Kim’s eyes, Kanye’s smile, & Bruce Jenner’s pterodactyl facial bones. Andy Borowitz : It’s so weird to think that Kim Kardashian has sex even when we’re not watching. Seth Meyers : I hope Kim and Kanye are prepared for the inevitable “Who’s Kimye?” question 5 years from now. #expectfollowups Andrew Kaczynski : We are heading over the fiscal –OH MY GOD KANYE DID WHAT! Andy Levy : well at least we know kim let kanye finish Damien Fahey : I’m excited for Kim Kardashian’s doctor to perform the ultrasound and yell, “Congratulations! It’s a marketing opportunity!” Bill Simmons : Why isn’t “Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!” trending? Patrick Sandberg : I’m so happy for Kim for finally getting everything she’s pretended she’s always wanted.

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