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Melania Trump on Vanity Fair Mexico Cover: Too Ironic to Bear

Hey, did you want to roll your eyes so hard they pop out of your head, rendering you incapable of ever seeing Donald Trump and his croonies and their awful, scary faces every again? If so, then our brand new first lady has you covered. Melania Trump has been a bit of a wild card lately: is she just as terrible as her terrible husband ? Or do we need to free Melania, as the Twitter hashtag insists? It’s hard to say. But you know what’s not hard to say? Melania’s latest move is just plain absurd. Somehow, someway, this woman found herself on the cover of the February issue of Vanity Fair. But not just any Vanity Fair — Vanity Fair Mexico. This is her cover, and just in case you were confused, yes, she is eating a bowl of diamonds with a fork and spoon. It doesn’t make sense at all, but what makes even less sense is why she’s on the cover in the first place. Did the magazine somehow miss Trump’s feelings about Mexico ? Because he’s made them pretty clear. Coincidentally, this cover has been released just a couple of days after Trump signed an executive order pertaining to the construction of that infernal wall all along the Mexican border. And if all that wasn’t ridiculous enough, if you take a peek at that cover, they’re actually calling her “the new Jackie Kennedy.” As if . It should come as a surprise to absolutely one that a lot of people are upset about this cover which, as many people are pointing out on social media, came out at an awkward time. As one Twitter user phrased it, “The wife of a man that calls Mexicans ‘rapists’ is on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico.” Another wrote “We demand Vanity Fair Mexico not to distribute their magazine with Melania Trump on the cover; it’s a mockery and humiliation for Mexico.” Others suggested that Melania appearing in this magazine — seriously, it’s entirely too bizarre — might be a “cry for help.” Whatever the reason may be behind this decision, it was clearly a terrible one for all involved. Unfortunately, we’re probably going to see nothing but terrible decisions for the foreseeable future. This is, after all, Trump’s America. View Slideshow: 13 Mexican-American Stars Who Likely Hate Donald Trump

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked as Fuck by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is some barely there actor…who is luckily fucking amazing looking and has a rocking body that she shows off in hipster photos cuz these hipster bitches love getting naked…and I love looking…especially when they are built like Emily Ratajkowski…. I like her so much that I reached out to get her to model for me…on my dick….but she never answered….which reminds me that the problem with hipster bitches…other than dressing like grandmas…is that they are snobby as fuck…and only like what others tell them to like…even though that’s against their ironic way of life…unless that irony…is all part of it..I’m so confused…I’m gonna regroup staring at her tits.

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Naomi Watts Ironic Swimsuit Pictures

It’s not very often I find myself posting pictures of a hottie in a one-piece bathing suit, usually because only grandmas and chubsters wear that kind of thing, but every now and again a hottie decides to slip one on and surprise me. Here’s Naomi Watts at the beach over the weekend enjoying a little fun in the sun in her ironic hipster bathing suit. At least I hope it’s supposed to be ironic, she’s not old enough to be wearing this kind of thing. Either way, she’s stirring up controversy in my pants and I like it.

Talkback: What is the Single Scariest Movie of All Time?

Please hold your ironic responses like Sex and the City 2 and Under the Cherry Moon , because we’ll get to that prompt later this weekend. As we approach another Halloween full of mediocre scares like vampires, ghouls, and Braeburn apples outfitted with razor blades, it’s time we get definitive about the most chilling Halloween treats — les films d’horreur , of course. You can only pick one: What’s the single scariest movie ever?

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Lindsay Wixson is a Freak for Purple Magazine of the Day

I always wonder about the model/fashion world. Actually, I never do, but when shit like this comes into my inbox, I gotta step back and wonder what the fuck is going on. Are they trying to get the most obscure looking tall and skinny bitches because they’ve exhausted actual hot girls. Are they trying to be ironic and give girls with birth defects a chance, like the time I fucked an amputee. Is this bitch actually considered to be a natural beauty. Or is the shit run by drugged up faggots who think this monster looks like a fucking cartoon because she does…and that makes their boring photoshoot artistic….either way…it’s freaking me the fuck out…I didn’t know people looked like this…and I was happier that way…unless she’s just making stupid faces…and doesn’t actually need an oral surgeon and plastic surgeon…but does need to get more naked…cuz genetically weird or not…I still wanna see her tits.

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Heidi Montag’s Tits at the Zoo of the Day

Heidi Montag is a waste of fucking space. I know the handful of people who can’t let go like to watch her bullshit purchased tits in various states of falling out of her bikini, but really we’d want to see any girl tit falling out of a bikini, hell, I’ve even been at the public pool staring at a 90 year old aquarobic class hoping one of their big vagina lips or big deflated tit would make it’s way out of the bathing suit, because that’s just what perverts do….but there’s just so much annoying about this bitch, that big bullshit purchased tits aren’t enough for me to ignore that I can’t stand her or anything she does because her bottom feeding isn’t crafty, interesting, fun or even clever, it’s obvious, mainstream and borderline retarded….and for some reason the people sitting at their offices surfing the net cuz they hate their lives love to eat it up…like they care if these idiots are married, divorced, pregnant, in a sex tape we haven’t seen clips of or not…it’s a real life Soap Opera only far less interesting….

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Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic t-shirt that has lingerie silk-screened on the shit…like a Venice Beach bikini body…was stupid enough for me to point out….or maybe I just felt like aging model legs was what we all needed this afternoon….I just know that I’m posting them and I sure as hell hope you’re not jerking off to them…cuz I have no idea what kind of fetish this would fall under…Is it lingerie printed on t-shirt fetish, an ex model fetish, an aging leg fetish…or not quite a fetish at all….wow…this post made me want to nap..

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Dutch Break Domino World Record

4,345,027 dominoes fell during a two-hour TV show to break the domino world record. We need two-hour TV specials devoted to dominoes in the US. This is way better than that Deal or No Deal bullshit.

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Jewish Pets

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Rat Tail

Ironic hair styles are one thing, but this guy legitimately had to grow that thing for a long time to take this photo. All irony or humor aside, that takes dedication. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment