Just when I thought things were on the rocks with me and my latest Twitter girlfriend Nikki Leigh , she goes ahead and does an awesome bikini photoshoot like this. Apology accepted. Obviously I would’ve preferred to get my gift in private rather than share it with all you jerks, but to be fair, I guess I haven’t given Nikki a copy of my keys yet. I didn’t realize we were at that stage of our relationship. Anyway, I’d better tweet Nikki and let her know I got these, and that I’m looking forward to finally meeting in person for our makeup sex. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Amanda Bynes has moved on from Rihanna. At least for the moment. Not long after bashing that singer for being ugly , Bynes took to Twitter once again yesterday and went OFF on the police and then on her parents. First, the star reiterated her claims that she never tossed a bong out a window last week and that she was sexually harassed by her arresting officer , Tweeting: “My lawyer and I are taking this mistake extremely seriously! You cannot illegally enter my apartment then take me to mental hospital without any grounds. I have never been so offended in my life. They found nothing criminal on me or around me, one cop then sexually assaulted me, so I’m suing for all of the above!” From there, Bynes aimed her venom at her family. “Never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press,” she warned followers. “I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. “I’m 27 and don’t like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money.” That’s sweet of her to say. But this really shouldn’t be a problem much longer for Amanda. At this rate, it won’t take her long to be out of money.
Who said the life of a sideline reporter was a safe and easy one? Last month, Kelly Nash was nearly clocked in the head while taking a self-portrait in Fenway Park. In October, Ian Rappaport of the NFL Network was hit squarely in the noggin while previewing a matchup between the Packers and Texas. And on Saturday, Fox Sports Wisconsin’s Sophia Minnaert was updating viewers on the impressive state of the Milwaukee defense… when an errant warmup throw knocked the mic out of her hands. Watch her carry on like a boss in the following video: Brewers Reporter Hit By Baseball
Beware, television viewers and hosts: Sweeps are coming. In his latest Late Night Digital Original, Jimmy Fallon depicts how the world of his NBC talk show is actually not all that different from Game of Thrones , as there’s a fight over the Iron Desk… a Late Night’s Watch… and a Mother of Peacocks. Are you laughing from just reading those descriptions? Sit back and enjoy this edition of Game of Desks now: Game of Desks
Trish Stratus was always my second favorite WWE Diva, but now that has changed after seeing these pictures from her latest yoga photoshoot. So move over Stacy Keibler. Unless you start wearing booty shorts and working your long delicious legs, Trish and her downward doggie has won my heart.
We have a new contender for MILF of the year and it’s Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky . Here she is showing off her 36 year old bikini body in the latest issue of Women’s Health and judging by that side view of her booty, it’s safe to say that it’s firm enough for me to practice my headbutting skills. BTW, ladies if you’d like to donate your sweet badonkadonks for my headbutts and let me film it, email me. It’s for a new fetish site I’m working on.
Rihanna always finds a way to up the Instagram ante. In her latest self portrait, the sexy singer rocks robe and sunglasses, not to mention a short blonde wig, with the caption “Just a casual day at the office.” Rihanna has an office? Who knew. Anyway, enjoy: The newly-single star recently took to Twitter and Instagram to show off some Canadian tuxedo side boob , showing Chris Brown exactly what he’s missing. For better or worse. Karrueche might win that round. The wig/robe/pantsless look though? Hot, right?!
Rihanna always finds a way to up the Instagram ante. In her latest self portrait, the sexy singer rocks robe and sunglasses, not to mention a short blonde wig, with the caption “Just a casual day at the office.” Rihanna has an office? Who knew. Anyway, enjoy: The newly-single star recently took to Twitter and Instagram to show off some Canadian tuxedo side boob , showing Chris Brown exactly what he’s missing. For better or worse. Karrueche might win that round. The wig/robe/pantsless look though? Hot, right?!
I think I may have found my new favorite Britsh busty model! Danielle Sharp may not be a household name like Lucy Pinder , but after seing these pictures of her in the latest NUTS magazine, I will do everything I can to make her a huge star. There’s a catch though. All I want in return is a 5 second motorboating session in between those super impressive Yorkshire Puddings. Danielle, it’s your move next. I’ve got the big website, you’ve got the the talent. Call me.
