CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos I don’t have Time Warner, I am from Canada, and we don’t have TVs, we just have ice sculptures and internet…but I can related to this Original Video …starring some girl I want to have sex with…pretending to have sex…with a Time Warner Cable guy as a commentary to how shitty customer service at these asshole big companies don’t give fuck about you, you’re not actually their customer, it’s like you work for them and they make it fucking hard, forcing you to jump through the hoops, never showing up on time, and giving you shitty advice….making this video pretty accurate, and funny in a you may not actually laugh out loud, but you’ll appreciate for it’s truths….
Even if you have no tolerance for Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen , you’ve got to admit they can take a joke. My expectations were not high for scandal magnets’ scenes together in Scary Movie V , but this clip is actually a hoot. Sheen gets the best line, and his bedroom is a voyeur’s wet dream. He even has one of those SkyCams that they use to film Monday Night Football games from above the field. He also gets the best lines, but Lohan’s final scene, which involves car keys, made me laugh out loud. More on Lindsay Lohan: Light of Day: ‘The Canyons’ Could Save Lindsay Lohan’s Career Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Well played, Honest Trailer people . Sam Mendes makes the first James Bond movie that I’ve ever genuinely cared about, Skyfall , and, with a single four-and-a-half minute trailer you smartly deconstruct the movie in a way that makes me simultaneously laugh out loud and question my sanity. You really rocked my world when you pointed out — and then demonstrated with a comparison clip — that the picture’s climactic scenes at Bond’s ancestral home in Scotland are weirdly reminiscent of Home Alone . I bet that screenwriters Robert Wade and Neal Purvis will be staying indoors for a few days after word gets back to them on that one. The many scenes of Judi Dench frowning and the “absurdly long landscape shots,” as you put it, are also lovely. You bastards. [ Screen Junkies ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
First of all, we’d like to give a great big THANKS to everyone who entered our American Reunion caption contest! You all made us laugh out loud with some truly SKINspired captions. But there were three commenters whose quips stood head and shoulders above the rest. For the pic of Katrina Bowden holding her bo-bos as Seann William Scott taunts her on the beach, the Skin Staff got a big laugh out of this caption from HansLanda. That’s a bingo , Hans: “If you’re angry and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you’re angry and you know it clap your hands! CLAP! CLAP!” For our Saturday pic of Ali Cobrin giving Jason Biggs a faceful of thong, we had a few dudes present some variation on this joke, but our favorite came from James Vagabond : “Hmm, never even knew this ride came with rear side airbags.” And over on our Facebook page, Dave Miller won the day with his caption: “The private Romney fundraiser was WAY different than I expected!” Congratulations to Dave, James and HansLanda! You’ll all be receiving an American Reunion prize pack featuring American Reunion on Blu-ray, American Pie on Blu-ray, and beer-flavored lip balm courtesy of our friends at Universal Pictures!
Wow, you all are hilarious! We were absolutely blown away by the number of entries to our JapanFlix Deep Contact caption contest , and there were some truly SKINspired comments that made us laugh out loud. But after carefully reviewing the entries, there was one punster whose puns stood above the rest. Congratulations to Justin Holliman for his winning quip: “Dr. Yamoto has just created the world’s first orgasm-flavored lollipop.” A hard-felt thanks to everyone who participated in the contest and to our friends at JapanFlix for the awesome prize!
Hahaha, this headline totally made me laugh out loud. Thank God it’s too early for a Diet Cherry Coke or I would be cleaning my keyboard right now. From AOL.com : It’s been just over a week since teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber got the haircut that made headlines, but some fans are still in denial over the loss of his luscious, side-swept locks. At least that’s the sentiment sweeping the Bieber blog Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, which posts photographs of women — many of whom are lesbians — who happen to resemble the 17-year-old teen sensation. Now, for a blog that updates on a daily basis, you’d think there would already be several postings of female doppelgangers proudly copying Bieber’s new ‘do. Blog founder –- and fellow lesbian Bieber look-alike –- Dannielle Owens-Reid told AOL News that despite announcing Bieber’s major hair development in a post last week, she’s gotten zero photo submissions of lesbians sporting Bieber’s new, more mature haircut. This leads her to believe that lesbians who resemble the youthful, attractive singer — or at least those “Biebians” who regularly visit her blog — simply aren’t ready to accept the change in his hairstyle. Instead, they seem to be ignoring it. “I get submissions every single day. Since he cut his hair, that hasn’t changed. But I’m still getting the same amount of pictures of girls with the swoopy Justin Bieber hair, not the new style. It’s like everyone wants to ignore the new cut, just like everyone wants to ignore the fact that he’s dating Selena Gomez. It’s one of those ‘say it ain’t so’ moments,” Owens-Reid said.
Prepare for more death threats, Kim Kardashian. The large-breasted reality star, who was legitimately threatened for posing with Justin Bieber at a White House event in May, will likely face more vitriol from a few million teenage girls when the new issue of Elle hits newsstands. That’s because it features a multi-photo spread of Kim and Justin, one whose theme Kardashian blogged today “was The Graduate , for obvious reasons, LOL.” In that 1967 movie, Dustin Hoffman’s young character is seduced, and bedded, by a much older woman. It’s fine if Kim wants to laugh out loud over that reference, but she better not make any other sounds out loud around Justin… if you know what we mean! What’s Ewww? Click on the photos above to enlarge shots of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber at play. Really, the only thing more nauseating than this pictorial is the official trailer for the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians .
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