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Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck…. ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do. The post Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Tonguing Girls of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato is pushing her lesbian agenda, even though we all know she’s a dyke by looking at her, and we all know that she’s fucked women her entire life, proven in the sex tape she filmed with Miley that the perverts in Nashville apparently pass around, a story I was told by someone in Kings of Leon…a Nashville band…a story that I choose to believe.. Point being, Demi Lovato and all her lesbian glory, is doing the whole college grade lesbianism of tongue on tongue tongue touching frenching you see girls do at the club or the college party to impress the dudes they have a threesome like the porno movies with and I guess bi polar Demi Lovato who we could argue is just a brat entitled and coddled is really bringing it for her fans…to show her true self, whatever that is…an attention seeker who uses sexuality to try to get there despite being ugly… Here it is…magical really…but not at all..you fucking try hard to stay relevant try hard… Like the guy in the porno – who pre-mature ejaculates, who gets sodomized by women, who spanks the women, who gets peed on, who has to stick his dick in a pussy with another dude….

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Elsie Hewitt in Lingerie for Sexual Predators at GUESS? of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsie Hewitt is some chick who gets naked on the internet for validation, or maybe it’s for marketing purposes, or maybe for money, you know some low level, but free marketing, because people like naked chicks and follow them… There are all kinds of level of celebrity and if you have big tits, put them to good use…and she is…. I don’t know if she’s a high class escort, or if she is part of her a high end backpages account…doing the Sugar Baby thing, that the people of LA power like the guy from GUESS who is being ousted by Kate Upton for being a predator…. I mean she could just be a hot chick into getting attention, and getting on GUESS?, because the internet is weird and allows you to produce and distribute any content or message you want around yourself..and eventually the big brands follow the tits… The post Elsie Hewitt in Lingerie for Sexual Predators at GUESS? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dalianah Arekion in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…but my most interest Maurician story..that has zero to do with Dalianah Arekion….is that I once found a Maurician restaurant in the middle of no where….I was curious and walked inside the empty, dirty, disgusting restaurant…only to be greeted by the owner, chef, pervert who along with feeding me like a king for 10 dollars….and not getting me sick with his glorious ethnic foods…despite the fact there were moldy shower curtains being used on the windows…or that we were smoking cigarettes despite it being illegal…because that’s how wild I was with my new friend….and the highlight of the dinner…was at desert when he busted out his photo albums from his trips to Cuba…that included pages and pages of his “girlfriends”…all barely 18 year old naked cuban hookers he would pay 15 dollars a day to…. He even had tufts of their pubic hair within his album… So not only did I eat well, from a new culture, in a new place…but I also got to experience his masturbation bible, his sexual history, a glimpse of cuban hookers…. Like I said, my story…has nothing to do with Dalianah Arekion…but I like her people…plus it’s about Mauritian Sex / Sex Workers / etc…and as a model..that’s kind of her thing….so in a weird way…my irrelevance is totally relevant.. The post Dalianah Arekion in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Jackson See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork on social media and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..you know…like the guy who was my real life friend who actually slapped me in the face hard because of how I tweeted his funeral…. Yes, the same people who called him a monster, or a pedophile when he was alive, who ran some kind of witch hunt….but the second he dies…boom….love the guy…and his delicate, weird demeanor, sexually creepy thanks to being fucking weird and hard to understand… Well this is his heir, possibly not genetically, but who knows…with that whole being white thing….and she’s got nipples with nipple rings…while living the life…like how her dad would have wanted… I am not not a fan of this….but I’m sure MJ was…because she wasn’t a little boy….assuming what they say about him is true…and not just bullying and taking advantage of a poor tormented soul… This is for a photoshoot, she looks good…but that could just be me staring at her rich nipples talking. The post Paris Jackson See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shots Fired Again: Drake Clowns Funk Flex Again “Trying To Sound Cool, Talking All That Bullsh*t! My Name Is Drake…” [Video]

Posted on August 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Gigi Hadid’s Thong Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid. Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns, then she got passed around to other agencies, and now she’s in St Tropez, because that’s where all the cool kids, rich kids, exclusive kids summer…and she’s wearing a bikini that from this angle…isn’t so hot, but maybe I’m a just a hater and I should learn to love all asses…of all sizes and socio economic classes – no matter how rich or egotistical they are or how many times their dad jerks off to them because he made them and he jerks off to everything he’s ever made..including but not limited to – his silly botox smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Latex Model Bianca Beauchamp Tries Pick-Up Lines at Comic Con

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My homies at Vidhuntr.com got together with Latex Fetish Model, who you may or may not know, named Bianca Beauchamp , an amazingly hot looking girl who dresses in latex fetish gear as a job, and has been doing it since before latex fetish gear was a thing….and shot a video of her dressed like Jessica Rabbit trying pick-up lines on the nerds and weirdo comic people who were at the event, you know the kind of people who normally bang fat girls you wonder who actually fucks, and she dressed like Jessica Rabbit… This was at Comic Con a couple of weeks ago…and she look amazing, at least her body looks amazing, and the creepers creeping on her are kind of amazing…especially the autistic looking Mexican dude…and the guy dressed like the guy Spaceballs…making this a throwback to 94…which I’m sure the nerds love… Watch the video is worth watching at least 5 times…because there is just so much boob that your technically need to experience a few times to really take in…

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Katy Perry is a National Threat of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst… That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.

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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same… I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better… They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces…. I’ve posted some of

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