Ken Bone Believes George Zimmerman Was Justified In Killing Trayvon Martin A NYDailyNews report is painting some of y’alls favorite new meme homie as a certified P.O.S. Ken Bone has been enjoying the fruits of his viral labor after he became an internet sensation following the second Presidential debate. But we are learning more about Bone’s background and suffice to say, he’s kind of a douchebag… Yup, Ken Bone believes that despite George Zimmerman being a “big ole s#!t bird” had every right to put bullets in Trayvon Martin . Not only that, but… In some of his more salacious posts, Bone discusses his liking for pregnant women – who he referred to as “beautiful human submarines” on an NSFW thread called “PreggoPorn” – and the benefits of getting a vasectomy. Come get ya mans. SMH. Image via Twitter
Here is Ariel Winter leaving a yoga class and showing off her super juicy booty in short shorts. It’s a little too juicy for my liking. I think Ariel would be better off doing deep knee bends and not yoga, but at least she trying. I have to give her that. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Looks like we’re in luck, because the Nina Agdal goodness continues again this week with another sexy photoshoot from my #1 favorite model. Unfortunately, this one’s a little too “classy” for my liking, AKA it’s in black-and-white and features her wearing entirely too much clothing. But any excuse for more shots of Nina minus pants is good in my books. Still, I think Nina should just get back to basics: sexy photoshoots in bikinis or as little clothing as possible. I get it if she’d prefer to work with a real photographer instead of a blogger with an iPhone, but I’d be just as happy to consult too. Not to brag, but I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Nina photoshoots. Continue reading →
She’s alive! A woman whose family thought they buried her were surprised when she turned up two weeks later, alive! Via NYPost reports : Carrie Minney could have sworn the woman in the casket was her 50-year-old daughter. When Minney and the rest of Sharolyn Jackson’s family attended her viewing, funeral and burial in New Jersey on Aug. 3, they noted that Jackson’s nose looked thinner. But they figured something had happened to it during the embalming process. The truth is far stranger: The woman they buried that day was not, in fact, their loved one but a lookalike. Jackson showed up at a Philadelphia hospital on Aug. 16, several weeks after she had been reported missing and 13 days after her family thought they had laid her to rest at Colonial Memorial Park in Hamilton, N.J. “There was really a strong resemblance, a really strong resemblance,” Minney, 69, said Friday in a phone interview from her home in Trenton, N.J. “She looks so much like Sharol they could be sisters.” Jackson was reported missing around the time that paramedics took a woman who’d been found lying in a Philadelphia street to a hospital, where she died July 20. One of Jackson’s sons and a social worker at Horizon House, where her mother said she had been receiving treatment for drug and mental health problems, viewed pictures of the dead woman’s body and made the identification. The medical examiner determined the woman died of heat stroke, signed a death certificate and released the body to the family, Philadelphia Department of Health spokesman James Garrow said. “If someone comes in and they’re a family member and say, ‘That’s my mom,’ that’s generally good enough,” Garrow said. After Jackson showed up at Pennsylvania Hospital last week, police confirmed her identity through fingerprints. Her son went to the hospital and immediately recognized her. “He said, ‘That’s my mom. We made a terrible mistake,’” Garrow said. Philadelphia officials plan to exhume the buried body in hopes of correctly identifying it. Minney said her daughter remains hospitalized. They’ve spoken only briefly over the phone, and Minney isn’t sure her daughter knows a funeral was held for her. “I’m still overjoyed,” Minney said. “I got to come down from the joy because somebody else is dead. We don’t know who it is, and it bothers me that somebody else’s daughter is laying in that grave out there.” Philadelphia’s KYW-TV first reported on the funeral. Wow, this is something like a miracle. Hopefully Sharolyn is able to make a full recovery soon and she and her family make the most of her “second chance” at life. We hope they’re able to ID the woman they thought was Sharolyn, what a crazy mistake!
It’s awkward when your boo and your bestie had a close friendship that preceded your relationship, or when it seems he has more fun with her than you. These behaviors could make you uncomfortable, and might be a cause for concern, especially if your man and best friend are a little too close for your liking. More…
Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..
Miley Cyrus released some new pics on her website…with her new hair…and some were semi-slutty…but not slutty enough for my liking…since there was no labia being spread….or objects being inserted…even though pics of Miley alone give me boners…because she’s at her fucking hottest…she’s built to last…good country structure that isn’t country at all but that is fucking skinny…in ways I want to explore with my tongue….I mean as long as she remains in pictures…because you know that as soon as you’re in a room with her…she’s loud and attention seeking…not damaged enough to realize that she’s not as important as she thinks she is….only surrounded by friends who use her..suck up to her and help inflate her brat bubble that I’d like to fill up with me semen.
Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer…. She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period… Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.
These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest…. Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….
