Heather Locklear wore a bikini… I can only assume it is because her daughter is getting a lot of attention for being in a bikini …. THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE And like all moms who were once hot as fuck, and really isn’t all that bad now, especailly for a 53 year old that has been destroyed by so many rockstars and actors in her LA stint… She’s got something to prove, a little squeeze into the daughter’s yoga pants and grocery shop, or strip down into a bikini to show us how it is done, cuz some babe moms channel it into their daughters…and others…compete with them for men…and male attention…and none of their motivations matter…as long as they are both in bikinis so that I can live out my mother daughter fetish…that I know you probably have too…because how could you not want to bang the mom and daughter if she’s of age…it’s the whole foundation of who I am and what I do…and the reason I can’t get corporate advertisers…in a “DrunkenStepfather, that’s so creepy, like a fetish site for dudes who want to fuck their wive’s daughters”….if you know what I mean.. The post Heather Locklear in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life… These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…
Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life… These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…
This is all very encouraging. First Lindsay Lohan says she’s going back to rehab, next she shows up to the Scary Movie 5 premiere looking hot again. You know, as much as people like to hate on Lindsay, I really missed that freckled cleavage. So I know we’ve heard it all before, but I’m hoping Lindsay’s big comeback is actually going to stick this time. Her hotness comeback that is. She can do whatever the hell she wants in her personal life. Who am I, her parole officer? » view all 44 photos Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Looking Healthy Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Boobs Heaven Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: WENN.com This is all very encouraging.
Here’s Heather Locklear and her daughter Ava Sambora at the Scary Movie 5 premiere. And before you get any bright ideas about this mother-daughter pairing, let me remind you that one’s over 50 and the other’s under 18. So let’s just say that they both look good for their age, and leave it at that. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Ava Sambora Has Great Genes Photos: WENN.com
They say good genes are the gift that keeps on giving, so kudos to Heather Locklear for passing them onto her daughter Ava Sambora . Now that Heather’s pushing 50, it’s time for someone else to enjoy them, so here she is passing the torch at the This Is 40 premiere. I’m not sure how old Ava is, since I can’t find it through my usual sources, so I’m going to play this one safe and not say anything I might regret. I suggest you do the same. Moving on… » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Bad News!!! Heather Locklear Has Aged Heather Locklear Still Sexy In A Bikini Heather Locklear Ruins A See-Through Moment Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures Photos: WENN.com
“Did I Do That?” may gain entirely new context with “Family Matters” actor Jaleel White , who portrayed Urkel on the show, joining the upcoming season. The new cast of “Dancing With The Stars” Was announced on Good Morning America Tuesday. Among the facts learned during the post-announcement Q&A, Gladys Knight confessed she joined the show because of “the Pips,” her famous backup singers. “They never let me dance,” Knight explained. Jaleel White said he was persuaded to join by his mother, who considers this her favorite show. “View” co-host Barbara Walters got a shout-out, with Sherri Shepherd proclaims she’s “petrified,” and “I need Barbara Walters!” Here’s a list of the full cast: * “Melrose Place” and “ General Hospital” star Jack Wagner, 52, who’s best known nowadays as Heather Locklear’s ex-fiance. He’ll be partnered with pro Anna Trebunskaya. * Melissa Gilbert, 57, is best known as Laura Ingalls on “Little House on the Prairie,” a staple in American living rooms from 1974 to 1983. Gilbert’s pro partner is Maksim Chmerkovskiy. * Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver, 37, who’s looking to add a mirror ball trophy to his Super Bowl ring. * Telenovela star William Levy, known as “The Brad Pitt of Mexico” and a former J.Lo video boytoy. He is paired up with Cheryl Burke. * Sherri Shepherd, 44, is an actress-turned-co-host on “The View.” Her partner is Maksim’s younger brother, Val Chmerkovskiy. * Katherine Jenkins, an opera star who returns to “Dancing With the Stars” twelve seasons after performing there on stage. Jenkins is matched with pro Mark Ballas. * Pop singer Gavin Degraw, 35, the voice behind the hits, “I Don’t Want to Be” and “In Love With a Girl.” He gets to fall in love with the teachings of Karina Smirnoff. * Tennis legend Martina Navratilova, 55, winner of 18 Grand Slam titles. Her new doubles partner is Tony Dovolani. * Disney Channel “Shake It Up” star Roshon Fegan is the youngest contestant at 20. He gets to learn from Chelsie Hightower, who returns to the show after a season off. * “Extra” host Maria Menounos, 33, who has shown she looks good in a Giants-themed bathing suit, is paired with the almost-as-pretty Derek Hough. * Jaleel White, 36, is better known to a certain generation as Steve Urkel from “Family Matters.” His partner is Kym Johnson. * Motown staple and eight-time Grammy winner Gladys Knight, 67. She landed Nancy Grace’s former partner, Tristan MacManus. Who is your money on??? WENN Source 1 Source 2 More On Bossip! Stand By Your Man: Rihanna Is In Full Support Of Chris “Gimme Dat” Brown While He Awaits Word On Cell-Phone-Stealing Charges, Sends Lyrical Sub-Tweets About Getting Him Back! Exhibitionists Pt. 1: The Most Revealing Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time Matrimony-dom: Evelyn Lozada Spills The Beans About Her Wedding Plans With Chad Ochocinco! Jesus Take The Men’s Wearhouse Card: The Funniest Photoshop Pictures Of Jaheim’s Blue Suit [Photos]
Just because she’s royalty doesn’t mean she’s lost her sense … fashion or common. Savvy shopper that she is, Duchess Kate Middleton took advantage of some end-of-season sales and hit London’s Chelsea neighborhood this week in search of good deals. Was her endeavor successful? What did she find? An onlooker says the royal, who just turned 30 earlier this month, shopped at the store Anonymous by Ross+Bute, trying on some new pieces from the spring and summer collection, including a pink cardigan and boots. Sshe decided on a marked-down Jewel Collar V-Neck Top, a grey, form-fitting merino lightweight sweater accented with a bejeweled necklace attached along the neckline. It was on sale for 84.50 GBP, $129 USD (from 169 GBP, $259 USD). While checking out with her only purchase, the Duchess paused and admired a clutch bag, but decided not to buy it. Her visit to the shop lasted about 20 minutes. “She was really polite, well-spoken and mentioned she would be coming back in the future,” an onlooker adds , not that anyone would be surprised by that. The last time Kate Middleton was photographed out in public was when she walked the red carpet with her husband, Prince William, at the War Horse premiere. Even her 30th birthday, which was the day after, was spent in a low-key manner, when she held an intimate dinner with family and friends in private quarters. She has also been seen walking on the beach in Wales with her new puppy!
