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Kylie Minogue Legs in Her Red Bottoms of the Day

OH shit…Kylie Minogue, who must be a robot because she still looks good at 75, I mean I remember doing the locomotion in the 80s, and she was running shit then…not to mention she survived cancer with her tits…and now she’s showing off her red bottom shoes like some stripper or fame whore or ghetto club girl on instagram…and I don’t really have a foot fetish, or heel fetish, or expensive shoe fetish, but I do when it involves someone who is not wearing pants…cuz skin pants are my favorite…

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Kylie Minogue Legs in Her Red Bottoms of the Day

Ireland Bladwin Isn’t a Very Good Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

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Kylie Minogue Holding Her Tits for POP Magazine of the Day

I guess Kylie Minogue was having a flashback to her pre-cancerous tits, because she posted this 2006 POP magazine cover on her instagram for Throwback thursday, of her grabbing at her tits… I kinda get the vibe that this is framed on her wall, as a tribute to what was…not that she really had tits then, or doesn’t have tits now and I am just assuming that when they found the cancer, they took out her nipples, as they often do, like she was Angelina, because that is the responsible thing to do… But I guess with or without her nipples, she’ll always have this cover..and she looks pretty amazing, good enough for me to book a trip to Australia in a time machine yo..cuz I can do the locomotion…but I’d rather she does it…on my face.

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Danni Minogue From Her Bad Side of the Day

I spent the other night watching X-Factor auditions. I have no idea why, but the funny thing about it was that they only shot Danni Minogue from her right side. No matter what year it was from, no matter how many hours I spent watching clip after clip after clip, the bitch never showed the left side of her face. I assumed it had to do with her contract thanks to some botched Michael Jackson surgery that I am pretty sure she’s got, or maybe the cunt is just vain and high maintenance, but if you are like me, and have no TV, but a lot of time on your hands, google the shit and you will see…. So in a lot of ways, this is like a Muslim bitch showing some ankle or chin, you know the forbidden fruit you don’t know what you’re getting until it’s too late and you’re married to her and, all cuz I get to see her full on face, and like a Muslim, I can’t send her back, the damage is done, after I realize I got a shitty end of the deal but you have to stay with her in a no turning back kind of way…unless she shames the family, at which point we can have her killed… I guess none of this matters, I mean it’s Danni Minogue, who the fuck is she and why the fuck am I posting on her, really. So what, her sister did the Locomotion. Big fucking deal.

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