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Lily Aldridge Shows Off Her Undies

Are you excited about seeing a Victoria’s Secret supermodel flashing her underwear in the middle of a department store? So was I until I saw this crap. Here’s Lily Aldridge showing off the ‘Sexy Little Bride Collection’ in New York City yesterday NOT in her underwear. I have to stress that, she’s NOT in her underwear. I won’t be mad if you leave. She’s still really hot and all, but a taste of the lingerie wouldn’t hurt anybody, she walks around in this stuff all day. Next time.

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Cleavage To Court

Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful breasts had to make an appearance at the county courtroom again yesterday to defend themselves against accusations of grand theft or some crap like that. I don’t really care and I don’t normally follow celebrity court cases, but Lindsay’s breasts are just too amazing not to keep track of this crap. I can’t look away. I don’t really care what the outcome is to be honest, but I don’t want to see any harm come to those beauties. Free Lindsay’s Boobs! No really, let them out.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Hot Piece

It’s nice to see that all of Lindsay Lohan’ s latest legal troubles haven’t affected her hotness in the least, here she is looking absolutely amazing in some photoshoot for something nobody gives a crap about. The chick is just sexy, I’d like to scramble her eggs. I don’t really know what that means, but I think it’s appropriate for this situation. Anyhow, I’m a big fan of this Lindsay, she photographs well, I can’t wait to see her in Playboy some day. You know it’s going to have to happen eventually.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Hot Piece Of Ass

It’s nice to see that all of Lindsay Lohan’ s latest legal troubles haven’t affected her hotness in the least, here she is looking absolutely amazing in some photoshoot for something nobody gives a crap about. The chick is just sexy, I’d like to scramble her eggs. I don’t really know what that means, but I think it’s appropriate for this situation. Anyhow, I’m a big fan of this Lindsay, she photographs well, I can’t wait to see her in Playboy some day. You know it’s going to have to happen eventually.

Lindsay Lohan’s Hotness Charged With Felony

We all knew that Lindsay Lohan was due to appear in court yesterday to be formally charged with grand theft for allegedly stealing some crappy necklace, but we didn’t know she was going to look this good doing it. This is something you’d expect to see at a night club or on a hooker, not on someone heading to court. I love it, especially the way it hugs those sweet big chesticles of hers. By the way, she pleaded not guilty. Duh. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Lindsay Lohan Gets Sexy For Court

Lindsay Lohan had yet another appearance at the courthouse yesterday, this time for some crap about stealing a necklace or something. I can’t keep track of all this crap anymore, if it’s not one thing it’s the other, but at least she looked pretty good while doing it. She cleans up rather nicely. I think I’ll send the judge an email stating that I’m willing to take her into my custody, she can spend her house arrest with me here in mother’s basement. I have plenty of cheese slices for the both of us and I need someone to help me clean my crusty socks. That should straighten her up.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Sexy For Something

What’s going on with Lindsay Lohan’s lips? They’re huge, she looks like she’s been stung by a bee or eaten some bad shellfish. I kinda like it, plump lips are sexy on a chick. Obviously, on a dude they’re a little frightening. Lured into a van or hanging out by the restrooms frightening. Anyhow, Lindsay is looking pretty good and that’s all that matters. I don’t know who the other chick is, but I think some one on one leg wrestling is in order.

Lindsay Ellingson’s Sexy Skinny Goodness

I don’t really know a whole lot about this Lindsay Ellingson woman, but she’s a sexy skinny Victoria’s Secret model wearing some super tight skinny jeans and some sexy workout gear so who gives a crap. I want to innocently rub myself up against her until we make a baby together. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure that’s how the reproductive system works. Call me.

Daveigh Chase Is Hot New Talent

I don’t know anything about this Daveigh Chase chick, but I’m always on the look out for new “talent” so these are right up my alley. Here she is at some premiere for something I have no interest in looking hot in her little outfit. Look at those legs. I’d like to dip those things in chocolate and see where the night takes us. Obviously we’ll be completely nude and feeling good after killing a box of wine. Call me. more pictures of Daveigh Chase here

Daveigh Chase Is Hot New Talent

I don’t know anything about this Daveigh Chase chick, but I’m always on the look out for new “talent” so these are right up my alley. Here she is at some premiere for something I have no interest in looking hot in her little outfit. Look at those legs. I’d like to dip those things in chocolate and see where the night takes us. Obviously we’ll be completely nude and feeling good after killing a box of wine. Call me. more pictures of Daveigh Chase here