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Jon Gosselin: Employed!

Talk about an early Christmas miracle! Apparently Jon Gosselin has a job. One that does not involve being a douche. Well, at least not on TLC. We know, we’re as surprised as you are here. An IT guy before Jon & Kate Plus 8 took off, he’s back in the tech field . The balding, Ed Hardy-wearing seducer of mediocre girls has come full circle. A GREAT CATCH : How could any employer resist this man? “Jon is back at work at a normal job not in media or entertainment,” the source says. “He’s working in technology, which he did before the show.” As for the ongoing shenanigans of Kate Gosselin , including her appearance on the Today show in which she said she was still awaiting an apology? Dude just doesn’t care! “He is happy as can be,” the source said, noting that incidentally, he’s still happily dating the latest of his post-Kate girlfriends, Ellen Ross . Sorry to break that one to you, ladies. Just to sum up, Jon’s working full-time at a regular 9/5 job, not seeking publicity, in a steady relationship and wants his kids OFF the air? What’s next, Bristol Palin promoting abstinence?

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Hailey Glassman Posts Alleged Jon Gosselin Penis Photo on Twitter

Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don’t end in penises being posted on Twitter. Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package , Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today’s Tweets. We can’t say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin’s penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain: She definitely posted a picture of someone ‘s penis. It is not large. Gross. In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon’s (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems: This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He’s single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get Burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON”T THINK SO twitterworld! You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet a shot of his tiny, stubby penis. Whether that’s really Jon’s c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.

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Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman: It’s Over!

Jon Gosselin is back on the market, having broken up with Hailey Glassman, his girlfriend of several months, Extra is reporting this morning. “They’re taking a break,” an insider said, adding that it “may not be permanent.” The reason? Jon met with famed Rabbi Shmuley Boteach (who also advised Michael Jackson) for regular study sessions and counseling

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