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37 Mom Text Fails That Will Make You LOL (or Change Your Number, After #29)

Moms. We owe them everything, and not just because they literally gave us life. They are the nurturing, driving force behind all of us and a source of unconditional love and support that we can never possibly repay or show enough gratitude for. All that said with utmost sincerity, they really should not be allowed to text. They do not know what LOL means. Ditto WTF. Nor can they locate their own space bar or notice the miscues caused by auto-correct, seemingly ever. Combine these technical snafus with oversharing brought on by instant communication and the sometimes TMI nature of mothers being mothers, and … Yeah. The gallery below speaks for itself. Scroll through 37 classic mom text fails below and send her Lots of Love … in a phone call or maybe over email: 37 Hilarious Text Message Fails by Mom 1. LOL Fail No, parents everywhere. LOL does not stand for “Lots of Love.” Not at all.

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37 Mom Text Fails That Will Make You LOL (or Change Your Number, After #29)

LeAnn Rimes: Brandi Glanville Self-Destructing Is Totes Awesome!

The upside of being a reality TV star is that you can make a lot of money without doing any real work. But as Brandi Glanville is learning – one sharp downside of living life in front of the camera is that all your enemies know when you’re effing up. Brandi has been having a very public hard time lately with reports circulating that she gets drunk on the Celebrity Apprentice set to cope with the pressure of feuding with her co-stars. Brandi’s feud with Kenya Moore is said to have triggered an epic meltdown and her longtime rival LeAnn Rimes is reportedly loving her view of the trainwreck. “Brandi has gone out of her way to bring LeAnn down in the past,” says a source close to Rimes. “So it’s no exaggeration to say LeAnn loves hearing that she’s self-destructing so spectacularly.” The feud between the two ladies of course dates back to Rimes’ 2009 affair with Glanville’s then-husband Eddie Cibrian. The ensuing years haven’t cooled these two down at all and they were reportedly back at it just last week when LeAnn threw a birthday party for Brandi’s son without inviting the Real Housewife.  Brandi Glanville: Pissed at LeAnn Rimes Over Son’s Party “Brandi thought competing on Celebrity Apprentice would improve her image and she could reinvent herself,” the insider says. “Instead it’s been a nightmare. And topping it off, she knows LeAnn is loving every minute of her demise.” “Demise,” may be a bit strong, but we guess Brandi’s latest troubles mark a minor victory for LeAnn in this ongoing war. Who are you rooting for? Team LeAnn or Team Brandi?   Team LeAnn Team Brandi View Poll »

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11 Epic Sexting Fails: Oh… Oh… Oreo Cereal?

You can’t help but laugh when reading through this collection of 19 Motherly Text Message Fails . Parents trying to be hip is simply hilarious. But it’s difficult to browse around the following gallery without feeling a twinge of sadness. Somewhere out there, some guy wanted to have virtual sex with his girlfriend… only to be turned down for Pop Tarts or Oreo Cereal. Your heart just goes out to these people. Except for the dude whose significant other replied to his attempt at sexting with the picture of a cheese grater. He should just run away screaming. Prepare to scream in laughter yourself when you click through this list of epic sext message fails: 11 Epic Sext Message Fails Open Slideshow 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? View As List 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? 2. Spacing Issues A little space, and a little spelling, can go a long way when trying to be seductive. 3. Emotion Fail! When swallowing goes terribly, terribly wrong. 4. Satisfy Her Craving What’s better than a Pop Tart? Oreo Cereal. 5. A Little Too Rough Some gals do like it rough. But most have their limits. 6. A Monster in Bed Some folks like Skinemax. Others? Pixar. 7. Being (Semi) Naughty A bit of PG-13 sexy talk. 8. Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism God bless America… and also this person for his sexting snafu. 9. The End of an Erection Safe to say this is one way to put a fast end to an erection. 10. Heating Things Up Come on. This kind of creativty would totally turn us on! 11. You Tell Her, Grandma! This will teach an autobot to try and sext up an old lady.

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