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LaToya Jackson’s Hot Body of the Day

I figure that it was never quite gay to jerk off to Michael Jackson, not because I spend a good year doing it, but because his voice was angelic, his talent possibly sent from god, his sexuality and gender pretty ambigious and really more on the no penis in his pants side of things. It was on the same level as a dude jerking off to an Anime movie, or a comic book character, he was just bigger than life, almost non-human sent from another planet to seduce us and manipulate us thru song but I do think it is weird to jerk off to him now that he’s pretending to be dead, and living as a muslim woman in the desert somewhere to escape his demons here…..that’s where LaToya the stand in pussy comes in.

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Amy Winehouse — If You Bought ‘Em, Flaunt ‘Em

Filed under: Amy Winehouse Re-engineered pop star Amy Winehouse took her new silicone assets out for walk last night in Camden, which seemed to burst through her wife-beater top like they were the handiwork of Dr. Bruce Banner.Who said her career was a bust?

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Whose Beach Bum?

This hot young actress turns heads no matter what zip code she’s in — but can you tell who she is by her barely covered backside? ..

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Joe to MJ: Support Me in the Afterlife!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Michael Jackson made a promise to “always support” his dad and if the estate reneges on that promise Joe will take it to court — this, according to Joe’s lawyer.Attorney Brian Oxman tells TMZ Michael had repeatedly given Joe, Katherine, and other … Permalink

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Michael Jackson’s Former Lawyer, Music Exec Named Estate Executors

Joe Jackson claims he’s entitled to an allowance from his son’s estate. By Gil Kaufman Joe Jackson Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images On Tuesday, Judge Mitchell Beckloff rebuffed Joseph Jackson’s bid to block the appointment of attorney John Branca and music exec John McClain to the position of co-executors of Michael Jackson’s estate, saying that the family patriarch had no standing on the matter because he was not named a beneficiary in his son’s will. Joseph Jackson had raised an objection to the judge appointing the two men to the official position of executors, filing court papers on Monday claiming that Michael believed Branca and McClain were defrauding him, according to the Los Angeles Times

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Livestreamed Childbirth Is the Only Sex-Ed You’ll Ever Need

Lynsee and Anders Gannett welcomed darling daughter Solveig into the world by aiming a webcam at unmentionable parts of her mother’s anatomy and livestreaming her birth, making her the youngest oversharer in the history of the internet. Unspeakable perverts and frightening hippies will be disappointed to hear there was no spread-eagle shot of little Solveig crowning, but everything else is legit enough to turn horny teens off sex forever, if only because the phrase “birth livestream” is really starting to gross me out.

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The Four Clips that Prove ABC’s V is Anti-Obama Propoganda

When the new ABC sci-fi series “V” premiered last Monday, everyone wondered if its titular Visitors were an allegorical critique of the Obama administration. Tonight’s episode proved without a doubt that the creators of “V” hate Barack Obama . On November 4th, conservative talkdude Sean Hannity said : A new ABC drama seems to be taking aim at Obama-mania.

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This is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like

Michael Jackson ‘s death continues to form effortless metaphors for his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $35,000 for ‘burial garments’, $21,455 for food and $3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. The Associated Press reports that the funeral cost $1m in total and the family were also charged $1,975 for wardrobe, $2,000 for usher costumes, “$959 for embroidery; $11,716 for invitations and programs; $16,000 for flowers; $30,000 for cars and security; and $15,000 for a funeral designer.” I suppose it was naive to even hope that people would stop seeing Jackson as a kind of weird, frail piggy-bank after his death

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Judge to Joe Jackson: Take Your Objection and …

The judge in the Michael Jackson estate case nixed Joe Jackson’s latest round objections to the star’s will and to its executors, saying MJ’s dad has no legal standing . Basically, he can’t object because he’s not named in the will anyway, and his claims are, well, baseless. John Branca and John McClain will be appointed executors

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TMZ Live — MJ’s Parents at War

Filed under: TMZ Live Harvey and Mike answered all your questions today on everything — including Dr. Murray’s phone call while Michael Jackson was dying and MJ’s parents facing off over his will in court.Also — the latest on the Letterman alleged extortionist and the ..

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