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Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

My friend got mad at me for saying Iza Goulart’s got a man face and that her fitness has being going into her testosterone reserves and killing off things like estrogen…helping her avoid annoying womanly things like her getting her period… But the fact is, all these tall BRazilian models, except maybe for indigenous Adriana Lima who they found in a hut in the woods, have man faces… Which coincidentally coincides with the fact that Brazil has the most Trannies per capita… Leading even an amateur journalist like me to put two and two together…and what it comes down to is born with a dick that was removed or tuck to save the family from a life of poverty or not…I’d still fuck her, or let her fuck me, but only after she does this boxing routine on my dick to see if I still feel….

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Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day

Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40. She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer… The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches. The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason…. Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it… Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…

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Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day

Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day

Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40. She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer… The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches. The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason…. Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it… Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…

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Maryna Linchuk Modeling Bikinis for Chantelle of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to… Either way, it happened…

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Celebrity Seeds: LL Cool J’s Daughter Samaria Smith Models “Karl Kani Vintage Collection” With Karl Kani Jr.

This is a pretty cute concept but we know Samaria’s dad probably had a fit about her ‘fit! LL Cool J’s Daughter Samaria Smith Models For Karl Kani Vintage Collection The daughter of the veteran rapper modeled alongside Karl Kani’s namesake son Karl Kani Jr. for his vintage collection. The pair took the snaps while wearing designs that definitely hearkened back to the golden era of hip-hop. We gotta also say nice use of props with the boombox. Hit the flip for more photos. WENN

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Shane van der Westhuizen for Purienne of the Day

Shane van der Westhuizen is a model who I’ve posted on in the past for starring in some shitty bikini campaigns that don’t interest me…and apparently, they don’t interest her either, because she’s linked up with one of the better erotic fashion photogs Henrick Purienne and showed some titty and pussy in lingerie, because it’s not porno, or creepy when it’s for fashion, but rather puts your name on the map and hopefully books you campaigns that aren’t fucking garbage bikini companies who don’t pay…we’re talking working on being the next big thing, one nipple and well maintained bush at a time and I dig that model behavior…if anything, it’s the only content I really like looking at these days…

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Shane van der Westhuizen for Purienne of the Day

Nina Agdal’s Onsie Dance of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this video of her running around in a onsie like a retard…because based on her forehead and face structure…she is a retard…she just happens to have a hot fucking body that allows companies to book her on some work program shit at a discount from the other models, and as long as she doesn’t throw her shit at them, or keep her retard helmet she wears to not bang her retard head against the wall repeatedly like all retards…she’s good to go… If you don’t like her full retard…Here she is in some campaign showing off her great body: If you don’t like that here she is spinning in leggings – since you prefer not seeing her act a full retard…. CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s Onsie Dance of the Day

Easter Models Bring the Easter Bunny Porn of the Day

Nothing says Eater, like models posting Thematic pictures to commemorate the day…so here’s A Little ^^^Candice Swanepoel^^^ Bare Ass Easter Bunny Porn Some ^^^Izabel Goulart Fit^^^ as Fuck Artistic Easter Bunny Some ^^^Irina Shayk^^^Easter Bunny Porn Lingerie Ears Porn Some ^^^Miley Cyrus^^^Merging Easter and 420…and failing hard on all fronts…ruining everything for everyone trying to fit in – like she tends to do….

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Magdalena Frackowiak And Jourdan Dunn Work It Good

Here’s my future ex-wife Magdalena Frackowiak and British hottie Jourdan Dunn doing some kind of fitness-themed photoshoot on the streets of New York, because apparently dreams do come true. Sure, I would’ve preferred to see these two doing tandem squats instead of jumping rope, but then again, I also would’ve preferred to be the Tuna in the middle of this hottie sandwich. And since you can’t always get what you want, I guess two models looking smoking hot in workout gear is a pretty decent consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Mack Wilds Takes It Back To Bad Boy Era In ‘Henny (Remix)’ Video

Mack models his new clip on Craig Mack’s classic ‘Flava in Ya Ear (Remix)’ video. By Nadeska Alexis

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