Florida model and internet celebrity or more importantly internet crush who I write dirty things to and who ignores me even after I hitched a ride to Florida to stalk her…because I guess she doesn’t grasp love and passion or maybe she’s just not into masked obese men who don’t shower but who rock soiled sweat pants harder than a homeless man… Madison Murray had these amazing pics taken of her shot by The Head Huntr or as I like to call him…the enemy who gets my girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend half naked….but I’m glad he does because she doesn’t answer my calls…or screams outside her apartment…but she should…love can only be ignored so long before it gets confused for being creepy…
I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…
I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…
Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards…you know the hired staff model who he helps market and make relevant as a model using his A-List status…but that I can’t imagine is sincere, unless of course Hollywood is a herpes infested place where everyone fucks everyone and no one really cares, because they are all too busy fucking someone else…because in any office I worked at, not that I’ve ever had a job, fucking your co-workers ex, was always frowned upon, but at Victoria’s Secret, no cat fights are had, because they all get the PR hustle, and know how it works…and probably are aware of Leonardo’s homosexuality, since no straight man can really be an actor, as acting is one of the gayest things a motherfucker can do… That said, she’s topless in Bora Bora…with him, on some retreat….and I like topless TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Emily DiDonato is some Sports Illustrated model….I think she’s been linked to public eneam of the site number one…watery shit filled homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal, who has thrown his 5 foot 7, 140 pound frame in my face at least once, like a little girl on her period…because that’s the kind of bitch he is… So I have no real respect for any girl, even those using him for fame, but more importantly, those who weren’t good enough for him to keep around as his beard… But I do respect their tits, when they are showing them off in a mesh shirt, like a low level stripper, because that’s what models have become…and I like that.. Titties for fashion, are still titties… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…
Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know when the trend first started, but normally these days, it seems like the fashion mags have been giving us way hotter photoshoots than any of the so-called American “men’s magazines.” But it looks like that’s finally starting to change, thanks to shots like these from Lake Bell for the May issue of Esquire . I’ve never been a huge fan of Lake in the past, but these pictures are starting to change my mind on that one too. What can I say? All it takes is a nice set of funbags, I’m pretty easy to please.
According to my sources at Google, it was Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s birthday last Friday, and I guess she decided to celebrate by heading to Coachella this weekend with some hot friends. Which was pretty nice of her, because now we get to celebrate too. Anyway, I know I’ve talked trash about this festival in the past, but after this, now I kind of want to go next year. And I don’t care who’s headlining, because the only act I’d want to see is another killer Alessandra leg show. Preferably with front row seats this time. Photos: WENN.com
W.T.F?! Angelina Jolie Lookalike Rapes And Stabs Cabbie Via HuffingtonPost A sex-crazed Angelina Jolie wannabe forced a cabbie to have sex with her twice, then stabbed him six times because he wouldn’t perform again. Luminita Perijoc, 31, told a Romanian court she was on strong medication when she dragged her victim, Nicolae Stan, into her apartment at knifepoint. Stan, 31, was delivering wine to Perijoc’s home in Tulcea, eastern Romania, before the attack in 2012. She threatened him with a 4-inch blade as she undressed him, then demanded intercourse and oral sex, according to The Mirror. But when Stan wouldn’t continue, she stabbed him six times. He managed to escape to her bathroom, where he called police. Perijoc, who reportedly models herself after Angelina Jolie’s portrayal of Lara Croft, initially claimed she was the victim, the New York Daily News reports. She was arrested and given a five-year jail sentence. It was reduced to four years when she claimed to be on medication at the time of the attack. Stan told the court that he would have tried to overpower his attacker, but worried that people would think he raped her, The Mirror reports. He tried to escape without hurting her. “I think she wasn’t used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined,” he said. “When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have sex with her but she still stabbed me.” Apparently male rape is comedy to some. The married father of three says he’s been handed a “life sentence” of teasing from people for turning down an Angelina Jolie lookalike in the first place, according to the Sunday World. “They don’t understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knifepoint,” he said. “They look at her, then look at me and laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat even if they were with Miss Romania.” This guy was definitely stuck between a rock and a hard place, had he whooped her azz she DEFINITELY would have cried “rape”. Look at her face! That b**** is CRAZY!!!! Image via Facebook
