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Justin Bieber Flips Off Camera at Maxim Party, Keeps it Classy as Always

Justin Bieber flipping the bird has become so commonplace these days, it’s barely worth noting … but the pic is great in this case, so here you have it: The Bieb was seen making his typical, classy gesture at a Super Bowl party thrown by Maxim and thus filled with the obligatory models and other hot girls. The star sneaked in around 2 a.m., following his nice five-hour interrogation by U.S. Customs officials at the Teterboro, N.J., airport on Friday afternoon. Justin Bieber’s plane was boarded after arriving from Canada after officials detected a strong odor of weed coming from the private aircraft upon landing. Big shocker there, we know. Just blame Lil Za , Biebs! The 19-year-old miscreant was red flagged by Customs because of his multiple pending criminal cases, which have been well documented here. He was eventually cut loose, but apparently was not in the best mood later on, as his posse was shining a bright light at anyone who pulled out a phone. For the most part, his bodyguards were successful … just not in this one case. You go, club-goer who snapped and sent the photo to TMZ . You. Go. No sign of Chantel Jeffries last night. Bummer.

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Hannah Davis Is My Super Bowl Party MVP

In case you just woke up from being cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years, you’re probably already well-aware that the Super Bowl is happening this weekend. And apparently Sports Illustrated held something called MVP Night to celebrate, where they honored past Super Bowl winners by getting a bunch of super hot models to show up, including Hannah Davis here, better known as Derek Jeter’s latest girlfriend . But if this leg show is a preview of coming attractions for the next SI Swimsuit Issue , Jeter might be better known as Hannah Davis’ boyfriend pretty soon. Well, that or just “that lucky SOB” for short. Photos: WENN.com

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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…

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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Some Wild and Crazy Videos of the Day

Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world… Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics… The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on…. Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone… Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals… Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Lucky Piece

Maybe I’m just bitter because Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t thanked me for helping make her super-famous yet (not even a card!), but as far as I’m concerned, she’s just an overrated product of the Internet. Sure, she’s got an amazing body, but compared to other big-name models, her face is pretty average. She’s basically just a Playboy model who got lucky. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. » view all 21 photos

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Nina Agdal Does Terry Richardson Good

Looks like I might have spoke too soon when I called that Lisalla Montenegro bikini shoot the sexiest photoshoot of the year. Because this one Nina Agdal just did for Terry Richardson definitely deserves a spot in the Top 5. In fact, the only thing keeping these pictures from going #1 right now is that there aren’t more of them. So if/when more of these ridiculously hot pictures get released, I’ll be sure to update my rankings. You know, assuming I’m able to regain consciousness after I pass out from my pants spontaneously combusting.

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Nina Agdal Killin’ it in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

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Gisele’s Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will.. 1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation. 2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks 3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area 4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access.. 5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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