Think the action on Downton Abbey is hot and heavy? Just wait until you check out Down on Abby! Oh yes, the folks at Harmony Films in Great Britain are coming out with a parody of this British hit, preparing the world on April 1 to be introduced to such characters as the Grabhems, the Stiffies and, of course, Master Bates. They will all hang out at Bottomley Manor. Watch Downton Abbey online now to see what all the fuss is about and then vote below: What is the next porn parody of a major television show you hope to see? Games of Bones 30 Cock How I Banged Your Mother The Big Bang Orgy Two and a Half Men and One Hot Lady NCI-Oh-God-Yes! View Poll »
Leonardo DiCaprio took time out from having sex with super models on a yacht yesterday to help good friend Jonah Hill open Saturday Night Live. The two-time Oscar nominee was telling the audience how he’s actually the lead in The Wolf of Wall Street and how DiCaprio was the one to learn a lot from him… when Leo (that’s short for Leonardo, as Hill explained) shocked viewers by making an appearance. He scolded Hill a bit and caused the host to become all apologetic and sheepish. And then he agreed to do that thing the two often did on set when Hill grew overly anxious. You know, that thing where DiCaprio grabs hold of his co-star and Hill declares himself to be “King of the World.” Watch the hilarious monologue now: Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio Open SNL
Christian Grey has arrived. Or at least he’s on the verge of arriving in February … 2015. Hey, take what you can get for now, and what you can get is this: The first movie poster for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie! “Mr. Grey will see you now,” the film’s official Twitter page teased with the poster. “Start the countdown to Valentine’s Day 2015! #FiftyShades #ChristianGrey.” Jamie Dornan, who plays Christian Grey opposite Dakota Johnson’s Anastastia Steele, is seen from behind as he gazes outside his office window. We’ll likely be seeing a lot more of his behind, and Johnson’s, in the adaptation of E.L. James’ best-selling erotic novel. If you know what we mean!! We mean sex, people. Although, speaking of the book’s steamier scenes, what you read may not be exactly what you get, according to new on-set intel. Producer Michael De Luca recently implied that the infamous, S&M-laden Fifty Shades of Grey sex scenes may be toned down for younger audiences. “We’re very conscious of not making anything gratuitous or exploitive while being faithful to the stories of the book and to the fans of the book,” he said. That’s a fine line. “Obviously the film can’t be as explicit as the book,” he said. “A picture is worth a 1000 words. So to be erotic onscreen means I think an image is going to have way more power than reading the words on a page.” How true the movie stays to the book has led to tension between James and director Sam Taylor-Johnson, who is charged with bringing the book to life. Only time will tell how racy the final product is, but our guess would be an NC-17 Director’s Cut on top of a tamer, edited down theatrical release. Either way, it’s gonna be hot. Tell us what you think of the first poster, and scroll through some hot Jamie Dornan photos for a little Christian Grey preview: 20 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? View As List 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? 2. Jamie Dornan in Hogan Jamie Dornan in Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real stud. 3. Jamie Dornan Modeling Hogan Jamie Dornan models Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real hottie. 4. Jamie Dornan For Hogan Jamie Dornan models for Hogan. He’s kinda the man. 5. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana in the movie? 6. Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana? 7. Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan as his character Christian Grey in EW. What hotness. 8. Jamie Dornan in GQ Jamie Dornan in GQ, putting the moves on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 9. Jamie Dornan Photograph Jamie Dornan modeling as part of a campaign for Calvin Klein. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 10. Jamie Dornan: Model Jamie Dornan modeling and showing some chest action. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Satisfied? 11. Jamie Dornan: Hot! Jamie Dornan modeling. And looking hot. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 12. Jamie Dornan Image Jamie Dornan modeling. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 13. Jamie Dornan CK Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for CK. This is your Christian Grey, fans, movie fans. 14. Jamie Dornan Modeling Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for Calvin Klein. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 15. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Pic Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 16. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Jamie Dornan is shirtless here for Calvin Klein. His name has been associated with the role of Christian Grey. 17. Jamie Dornan Calvin Klein Ad Looking good, Jamie Dornan! This is a photo of the actor posing for Calvin Klein. 18. Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes in an ad for Calvin Klein. Christian Grey, everyone! 19. Jamie Dornan, Wife Jamie Dornan and his wife Amelia Warner have welcomed their first child. Congrats!
Ever since that “Control” verse Kendrick has been on fire. Kendrick Lamar Covers Jet Magazine Kendrick sat down with Jet magazine and discussed his music, black men who have helped to shape him and his recent Grammy nominations. According to Jet Magazine: Award season is in full swing. In celebration of the new direction, JET magazine breaks with tradition to feature the young, talented and critically acclaimed rap artist Kendrick Lamar — who has seven Grammy nominations for his latest album Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City — on the cover for the Black History issue. In JET magazine’s exclusive interview, the hip-hop star reveals everything from his social responsibility to why the music industry needs more than good hooks and catchy tracks. “Hip-hop plays a huge part in Black history,” says Lamar. “It’s bigger than music. Entertainers are actually leading a generation today as role models, whether they want to or not.” Acknowledging that his fans are deeply influenced by what he says, Lamar also discusses being conscious of the messages he delivers in his music. “The songs aren’t for me,” he says. “They are for that person who needs to hear them. People who live their lives to this music. So I take it a little further than just coming up with a clever line.” Additionally, the rapper opens up about the array of Black men — including iconic figures such as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and those closer to home, such as his father — who molded his character. “My earliest role model was my father, then my uncles Lil Man and Bobby,” Lamar shared. “These are the cats who I felt handled their business and took care of their family.” Do you think Kendrick will rack up at the Grammy’s?
If prolific indie director Joe Swanberg is not on your radar yet, you need to get with the program! He’s known in the film critic world for his micro-budget productions and improvisation heavy dramas, and celebrated here at Skin Central for landing 13 films on the Mr. Skin website. Thirteen! Including the hit feature Drinking Buddies (2013) which racked up rave reviews and brought us the always welcome sight of Olivia Wilde stripping down for a skinny dip! His latest fantastically nude film, 24 Exposures ( 2013), is hitting theaters this weekend, and is all ready to give you a photo finish! “Fetish photographer Billy ( Adam Wingard) stages elaborate shoots around his fixations, photographing women in various stages of undress and death. When one of Billy’s models winds up actually dead, depressed and romantically disillusioned investigator Michael ( Simon Barrett ), suffering through a crumbling relationship himself, knocks on his door and discovers a world he struggles to understand – in Billy’s art, as well as his apparent ease at juggling professional and intimate relationships with a committed girlfriend and various models. Jealousy runs high, and meanwhile, a killer is still on the loose.” Thanks to our pals over at IFC Midnight we’re showing off a free peek at one of the breast scenes from Sophia Takal and Caroline White . See the clip after the jump!
Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima…who should probably retire but that would mean she’s accepted being old and washed up, something I Feel like these models have a hard time doing, because they spent so many years being rejected on their way up to the top, that once they made it to the top, they finally felt appreciated, loved and hot…and letting that end, not only will mean less money for the Christian who claimed she was a virgin, at least vaginal virgin, before having a bunch of kids…but it will also mean she doesn’t matter any more…so here’s what was once the hottest of the models…not quite as hot…in a bikini shooting for her main/only client…and after staring at the pics for a creepy amount of time…all I gotta say is she’s good enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention… I am a fan.
Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Joey Fisher and Melissa Debling came together to show off their big stupid tits…but not the way glamour models are supposed to show their big stupid tits because they forgot to show their nipples…which is their one fucking task.
Once upon a time, Marisa Miller used to be one of the hottest models out there, but then she disappeared for a while. Still, the great thing about a party for a magazine issue dedicated to chicks in bikinis and body paint is that it encourages everybody who shows up to bring their A-game. Which is exactly what Marisa did. I just hope this is the beginning of a serious hotness comeback for one of my former favorite models and not a one-time thing. Because a blogger could get used to more of this. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland . Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 43 photos Photos: WENN.com
