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Lily Aldridge Is Perfection

There’s not much to say about Lily Aldridge at the 2013 Style Awards other than that she is absolutely perfect. How God created a specimen like this is beyond me, but my penis would like to thank him over and over. I know before going to bed tonight I’ll be forced to pray and ask him for forgiveness for all my sins (even though it’s because of his creations I do this to myself). Anyway, make sure to check out all her heavenly pics.

Defined Lines: Robin Thicke "Blurred Lines" Parody Turns Tables, Goes Viral

Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” may be the song of the summer, but a parody called “Defined Lines” gives it a run for its money – and turns the tables on the taboo track. An Auckland University student group, the Law Revue Girls, created “Defined Lines” in response to the criticism to the song, which some say is decidedly sexist. The parody attempts to “define the supposedly ‘blurred lines'” and declares: “What you see on TV / Doesn’t speak equality / It’s straight up misogyny.” Robin, Pharrell and T.I.? You all just got served. Defined Lines – Robin Thicke “Blurred Lines” Parody Olivia Lubbock, one of the women featured, said: “The message really is that we think women should be treated equally, and as part of that, we’re trying to address the culture of objectifying women in music videos.” Thicke’s wife Paula Patton found it to be a huge turn-on (and we’re guessing Lana Scolaro was a fan) but it certainly has its share of detractors. Ironically, like “Blurred Lines,” “Defined Lines” was banned from YouTube briefly on Monday after being flagged for “inappropriate” sexual content. It has since been restored after Lubbock called the video’s removal a “massive double standard,” since the models in Thicke’s video are equally sexualized. “It’s just funny that the response has been so negative when you flip it around and objectify males,” she said, inviting people to watch and see for themselves. Do as she requests, you won’t regret it!

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Kate Upton Got the Cover of Vanity Fair of the Day

Kate Upton being on the cover of Vanity Fair being labeled as the model of the year means one of two things… 1- Cyberbullying / Bullying has won and the war on skinny models, even if they are naturally skinny, has succumbed to all the negative press the last few years, thanks to fat people who hate skinny people, even though skinny people are hotter to look at, you know turning skinny people into the new fat people we frown upon and celebrating fat people because the majority of people are fat and it makes selling product to them easier if the bitch in the ad is the same pant size as her…. or 2- Vanity Fair is jumping on the Kate Upton train to sell copies of the magazine, cuz hell it worked for SI. I know the staffers at the magazine don’t find her hot, probably laugh at her as they photoshop her gut that has progressively got bigger, but for marketing reasons, they just have to go with it… The whole thing is funny to me, because I seem to be the only one asking what the fuck is wrong with people and why the fuck is this bitch where she’s at…she’s not hot enough to justify all this….it’s insane…but I guess so are all the lies the media feeds us…

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Kate Upton Got the Cover of Vanity Fair of the Day

Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise. The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.

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Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise. The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.

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Naked Supermodels for Interview Magazine of the Day

Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for me to want to fuck them into their diaper wearing retirement years…which in Kate Moss’ case is just around the corner thanks to all the anal…

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Lady Gaga’s Ridiculous Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga is a ridiculous attention seeker and the flaw in her formula, because I generally like attention seeking whores, is that she’s fucking ugly. You see her body isn’t’ the worst even if it’s not the best, but her face is disgusting, constantly in a state of ready to throw the fuck up, and her act of being some highbrow artist with some high brow concept when really she’s just a fucking commercialized clown designed to make money off kids with low self esteem because she’s different and so are they…just makes her disgusting…even when half naked on the street…It’d be nice if she saved this exhibitionist shit for people who I want to fuck….rather than waste it on herself… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she became famous as the younger one everyone wanted to fuck, who am I kidding, fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, are still fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in some weirdo fucking obsessive nerd way that includes but is not limited to a binder with all your favorite pics of the stars of the show, models you’ve made of the stars of the show, and possibly one or two weddings and vow renewal ceremonies you’ve held for your Star Wars action figures, because your life is sad… I am sure she’s been in other things, but I’m not going to bother looking into it, because it doesn’t matter, what does matter is her secret internet fatty pic, of her in a bikini top, shot from the belly button up, hiding any girth she’s been packing, with her head dipped down to cover any double chins, all clever and almost as erotic as the first time you jacked off to her freak.

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Swirlin’ & Swangin’? Kendra Wilkinson Is Considering Open Relationship With Hubby Hank Baskett To Help Their Troubled Matrimony-dom! [Video]

Swirl gone wrong ? Via MailOnline reports : They have been married for more than four years, have a three-year-old son and a multi-million dollar fortune between them. But life isn’t going all that smoothly for Kendra Wilkinson and her sports star husband Hank Baskett in the new season of her reality show Kendra On Top. A new trailer for the show, which airs on WE TV, shows the couple’s marriage at crisis point – Kendra is seen in tears, talking to a therapist and even discussing an open relationship with Hank. ‘I shouldn’t even be married,’ the one-time party girl says in one clip, while Hank suggests: ‘We should just be single and live together.’ ‘So you’re asking for a open relationship?’ Kendra replies, before adding jokingly. ‘I’ve been waiting for this day my whole life.’ However, the idea grows, especially when she bumps into one of her ex-boyfriends working out at Hank’s gym. ‘You were the one who brought up open marriage,’ Kendra says while lying in bed with her husband. ‘You’re the one who took off with it,’ Hank retorts. Already teetering on a knife edge, relations go from bad to worse when Kendra has a car accident, and a CT scan shows she may have suffered a stroke. ‘I could die,’ Kendra tells Hank. ‘What would happen? Would you remarry?’ The marriage appears to be in crisis, with Kendra seeing a therapist to discuss how she is feeling ‘blamed’ and Hank advised by a male friend to ‘put his foot down.’ ‘I wonder about Hank sometimes,’ Kendra tells a friend before dissolving in tears. ‘I think I was lied to. It’s not working out. I’m just a failure.’ But Hank appears to be suffering his own frustrations too. ‘She blows up on me and I’m just tired of people thinking like I wanted this not to work,’ he declares. Luckily, it’s not all pain and no play for the former girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner. Kendra, 28, models with a menagerie of very youthful looking shirtless men, emerging in a glittery black swimsuit for a poolside shoot. She is also seen going swimming nekked at a friend’s birthday, flying over a nightclub crowd in a harness, and doing some impressive twerking on a night out. The star is even seen getting some advice from her grandmother who tells her not to drink, a recommendation Kendra unsurprisingly ignores – she is later seen knocking back shots and glasses of wine with her friends. ‘If I want to have one night of freedom, I’m going to do it. I’m a grown a** woman,’ she says. The show, which airs on September 13, is the second season of the reality show after Kendra parted ways with E! in 2011. SMH. Tell me y’all didn’t see this coming years ago when Kendra decided to go from Playboy mansion life to happy housewife only to have her athlete hubby lose his job almost immediately? Who thinks she’s already got some side-pipe-action? Continue reading →

Lookin’ Down Stephanie Pratt’s Bikini of the Day

If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound? I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will… Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.

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