It’s the holiday season and it seems that Jessica-Jane Clement decided to give me a sexy gift a little early this year. Here she is in a hot holiday themed photoshoot showing off that perfect body of hers. I don’t know exactly what makes this a Christmas photoshoot, but anything involving this woman’s body is good enough for me. In case you were wondering, the gift she gave me was a raging erection… I’m going to play with it every day.
I don’t think I post pictures of Brooklyn Decker all that often, I don’t know why, but that needs to change. Here she is getting all sexy and nerdy and hot in some photoshoot for something. I’m guessing it’s for perfume, those ads never make any sense. Whatever it is, I like it. There’s something about a woman in glasses that is just really hot to me. It helps when her breasts are falling out of her dress. Well done.
It looks as though Latina hottie Aida Yespica is still hanging out on the beach in her little bikini with her hot friends. Thank you. It’s starting to get pretty miserable where I am, so some shots of a tight bodied piece of ass in a very little bikini are a welcome site. I don’t know why, but for some reason where there are hot women in little bathing suits there always seems to be some douche in a Speedo . I can’t explain it. Normally it’s a rich fat old dude asleep on his hottie-filled yacht. Anyhow, Aida is gorgeous and should spend the majority of the year like this. Enjoy.
Bikini Models shouldn’t ever ever talk about anything in video….or even in person…even when wearing a bikini because they always sound fucking retarded no matter how hard they try…. I mean Kate Upton is a chubby little priviledged kid who made her big titties matter before getting fat…she’s got no education and she’s got nothing interesting or relevant to say…and that’s why this should be her in a bikini and not her Whinning about how hard work is….or about her working out…cuz as funny as idiot models are…it is almost humiliating…and a distraction from what is important and what makes them the money and that’s her fucking tittties….shitheads… Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…
I’m not sure if these pictures of Miranda Kerr were taken before or after she squeezed a supermodel baby out of her lady parts, she looks pretty much exactly the same as she always does, but you don’t have to ask me twice to post shots of her half naked. I don’t have any problems with pictures of this beauty lounging around in black and white, in living color, as long as she’s in that little bikini… We’re good. Her body is almost too perfect, if that’s even possible. Amazing.
Actress was set to debut the cover of January/February issue on ‘Ellen’ next week. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan Photo: Toby Canham/Getty Images Just a month after posing for Playboy, Lindsay Lohan’s cover has hit the Net. On the cover, posted by “The Insider,” Lohan appears fully nude in front of a red backdrop, her assets strategically covered by a chair in the shape of the magazine’s iconic bunny ears, leaving mostly everything to the imagination. The cover is definitely a throwback to the vintage shoots from the magazine’s early days. Photos: The highs and lows of Lindsay Lohan. Lohan, who faced a number of legal battles this year, will sit down with Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show December 15 to open up about the headline-making photo shoot for the January/February issue. According to the magazine rep, the “Ellen” stop is the only interview Lohan will give to promote the issue. During her chat, she will reveal another image from the magazine. She was originally slated to debut the cover on the show as well before it leaked online. In an interview with “The Insider” in November, Lindsay’s mom, Dina, opened up about her daughter’s decision to pose for the magazine. “It will be tastefully done,” Dina explained. “She’s been working in front of the camera with Ford Models since she was a little girl, so she kinda knows how to work that.” E! News reported at the time of the November photo shoot that Lohan had to pose a second time for the magazine after her first shoot didn’t get the seal of approval from Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. The source added that while the photos needed to be reshot, Lohan would be keeping one thing the same: She wouldn’t appear fully nude in the issue. A rep for the magazine had not responded to MTV News’ request for comment about the leaked cover by press time. Related Photos The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan
I wouldn’t normally post pictures of a mother on the beach with her child, all I see in my head are shots of a fat chick in a giant bathing suit chasing kids around all day, but when the mother looks like this I’m all over it. Here’s Aida Yespica in what has to be one of the sexiest mom bathing suits I’ve ever seen. She’s doing exactly what all moms do on the beach, but for some reason she looks really good doing it. I wonder if it has something to do with that great ass. Lucky kid.
I don’t know who this Claudia Galanti woman is, I’m going to assume some sort of latina model, but she’s hanging out in a little bikini and I think I’m falling in love with her. I thought the Aida Yespica bikini pictures were amazing, until this hottie crawled into my life. Apparently she’s on the beach with Aida, even better, two gorgeous latina models hanging out half naked together. I wonder what else these hotties do together. I’m hoping it involves a bicycle built for two. What? I like bikes.
I actually watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night while enjoying a few golden lagers, and I’ve got to say I was a little disappointed. Not with all the hotness, I was in a constant semi-erect state throughout the entire thing, but with the censorship. Apparently here in North America we’re all such prudes that we can’t even look at a woman’s butt on television. CBS actually blurred them out. And these weren’t giant Wal*Mart shopper butts either, these were some of the best asses the world has to offer. It was ridiculous. Especially because they had a whole segment of the show where the girls showed off pictures of themselves as children wearing bikinis or going topless. So half naked children is alright, but the bottom of a grown woman’s ass cheeks is unacceptable. Are we all a bunch of morons now? What’s happen to us? Anyhow, here are a few shots of the hotties at the viewing party. Watch out, you might see a little cleavage. more pictures of Victoria’s Secret models here
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