It’s kind of hard to tell, but this is supposed to be a picture of Kate Upton’s amazing naked booty sprawled out on a bed. I’m guessing she did this for Diddy’s big book of booties, , Culo , he just came out with. Why not? Everyone else seems to be doing it. I don’t know for sure that it’s her, but I’m certainly having a good time inspecting every nook and cranny to find out. Perfect.
I don’t normally get shots of Polish hottie Joanna Krupa out in the wild, most of the time she’s all tanned and airbrushed and making sexy faces at me through some glossy magazine cover, so this is kind of a special day. This just shows how hot she really is, even walking through a parking lot she’s gorgeous. I’ve also got a video of her speaking Polish which for some reason turned me on. I guess I’m just really into languages.
The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party at Dream Downtown Hotel in New York City was a dream! Celebrities such as Adam Levine, Anne V, Adriana Lima, Marko Jaric, Russell James, Donna Karan, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Alridge, Jack Huston, Matthew Settle, Maxwell, and Tyson Beckford attend the star-studded after party! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com/hollywoodasithappens
After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked….. You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage… But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs. Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…
As if Miranda Kerr isn’t hot enough already, she decided to put on a nice pair of slim fitting slacks and her high heels and head out on the streets of New York. Some lucky tourists capture a great moment to show their friends back home. Supermodels out in the wild are my favorite, they look great all done up on the catwalk, but this just proves how gorgeous they really are. I love it.
Heidi Klum seems to be obsessed with Halloween, every year her costumes get more and more elaborate, so I was looking forward to seeing what she had in store for us as she hosted her annual Halloween party. I don’t like it. Well, that’s not entirely true, it’s pretty damn cool, creepy, but cool. But she’s a supermodel, I don’t want to see her insides, I want to see her dressed up as a slutty Little Bo Peep with her breasts hanging out herding a group of Japanese chicks in sheep costumes. Something hot. This just scares me a little. more pictures of Heidi Klum here
Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton showing off her tight little package in some sexy shots from her festive party last night. The woman is incredible. Sadly, as far as slutty Halloween costumes go, this isn’t exactly the Mona Lisa or anything, but I see what she was trying to do. Not that I really give a damn, she’s hot, Tabasco is hot… We get it. Besides, any reason to get this hottie in a short little dress is good enough for me. I’d sprinkle her on my chimichanga.
I love that fashion photographers never seem to have any problem getting supermodels to pose with their tops off, but also never seem to let us see the beautiful things. Selfish. Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley showing some skin for some magazine shoot. Not the greatest semi-nude pictures I’ve ever seen, I think I see a little booty cleavage, but that’s about it. Unless you’ve got some weird naked back fetish, these shots are pretty tame. Look at those shoulder blades… Hot.
Do I really need to write anything about these pictures? Honestly, I somehow doubt anyone is even reading this, some crappy text under a picture of a topless Miranda Kerr is about as useful as tits on a bull. Just in case, here’s the supermodel hottie doing her sexy thing for a new ad campaign for some jeans I don’t know the name of. My favorite shot is the one of her in her underwear on the couch. Nothing sells pants like a shot of a pantless model. Well done. more pictures of Miranda Kerr here
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