I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.
Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.
Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.
Hacking. It’s not just for Blake Lively nude photos anymore! British intelligence agency MI6 recently hacked an Al-Qaeda online magazine, replacing bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes. Seriously, this happened . The joint venture by MI6 and the UK’s Government Communications Headquarters had agents insert into the magazine an encrypted version of “The Best Cupcakes in America,” published by the Ellen DeGeneres Show . Originally, the magazine had instructions on how to make pipe bombs, as well as articles by Osama bin Laden and deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri. According to reports, America was onto this too, but a similar Pentagon operation was blocked by the CIA, who believed that the magazine was more valuable in its previous state as a source of intelligence. Thus, the attack was launched from Britain instead. Delish! In related news, it’s National Donut Day !!!!!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Hot Bodies Here’s Speedo-lovin’, diminutive designer Roberto Cavalli, 68, with a twenty-something model yesterday in Italy (left) — and supermodel Paulina Porizkova with her full-bodied hubby of 20 years Ric Ocasek earlier this month (right).We have just one … Permalink
Filed under: Talk Sports NBA star Tracy McGrady’s autograph is over 16x more valuable than fellow baller Deandre Jordan’s — this courtesy of a lawsuit filed against a trading card company.