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Vanessa Moody for Vogue Germany of the Day

Vanessa Moody is a real model, as opposed to an instagram model, who gets in actual magazines, walks actual runways, makes actual money all because of the right measurements of tall and skinny, and not because she gets half naked on instagram for brands that don’t pay her, for photographers that don’t matter, all to have a million fans who don’t actually care about her…instead she gets naked for real photographers, real magazines, wearing real brands, for real money, a concept that is so fucking foreign in this distracted social media filled world…and I’m into it, because I am a purist, who feels models should be decided by snobby agency people and not the public…. Here she is getting naked enough in Vogue…

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Candice and Doutzem Kroes for Manic Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Manic Magazine, but I think it is safe to say that their editorial team, or their creative director, or whoever the fuck works at the magazine coordinating shoots, has done a great job scanning pics from random Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…I mean unless they actually had access to Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel and decided that they’ll uses them exactly how they are always used, even though they are willing to do so much more…in which case…is a total fucking fail…

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Candice and Doutzem Kroes for Manic Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, weirdo face Cara Delevingne….who only matters because she’s pulled off some kind of solid scam using her rich girl access to her advantage by associating herself with A-listers, propelling her to the A-list…leading to a modeling career, that more than one photographer who has worked with her have told me she is totally intolerable to work with….a total fucking cunt they hate working with…but that more importantly…a modeling career that would confuse the fuck out of anyone who ever sees her in her candid quirky, definitely ugly candids….but for some reason, looks amazing anytime she does professional photos…like this shit for top shot, that I’m not paid to promote, but that I am paid to be confused by…just not very much…because I’m a failure….and Cara Delevingne is not…

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Cara Delevingne is a Surfer of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, looks like she has fake tits with her weirdo face Cara Delevingne ….has taken a little time away from her socialite fueled, daddy was never there for her, self involved so she got self medicating and it became an addiction…which is boring to anyone who hates addicts, since they are the fucking lowest grade human, who just should die off for their “disease” that I call being weak and pathetic, leaving room for people who actually do shit…but that I guess makes her a lot of fun socially you know a certain level of quirky to get all these A-Listers to pay attention to her….or maybe, or most likely, a-listers just like being around anything that gets buzz to stay relevant… Either way, she went surfing in Malibu, which is so anti-UK, if you know anyone from the UK, those fuckers don’t even wear bathing suits, they are too grey skinned and rotten toothed in the dampness of their chimney sweeping life to bother….I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne is a Surfer of the Day