I think this photoshoot by David Sims for Self Service Magazine is more a study in my love of tits, than a study of interesting, compelling, artistic, high concept, artistic, nicely toned or interestingly framed photos… The models include: Anoushka, Aida Becheanu, Hannah Bennett, Amy Blakemore, Emily Bostock, Anna Brimma, Kat Grube, Chloe Hayward, Ella Hope. Emily Jones, Josephine Loveless, Alexandra M., Kaia Moore, Lily Nova, Tamara Young But the only reason I am posting it is because the lead in pic is a model’s tits. I love how simplistic I am, pretty much a fucking primate, “is there nipple, I don’t care about who’s nipple, or what that nipple is for, so long as there’s nipple”…is my editorial policy… Pretty pathetic really, but in a world of clickbait and content that doesn’t matter, might as well have a nipple in it, to make it have at least some value. The post David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves… But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock… I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first… If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese… The post Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know anything about Manic Magazine, but I think it is safe to say that their editorial team, or their creative director, or whoever the fuck works at the magazine coordinating shoots, has done a great job scanning pics from random Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…I mean unless they actually had access to Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel and decided that they’ll uses them exactly how they are always used, even though they are willing to do so much more…in which case…is a total fucking fail…
America’s Teen Dream, Kendall Jenner, continues on her path of fashion domination by scoring her first solo editorial for Vogue’s December issue. This comes on the heels of Jenner landing a major endorsement deal with Estee Lauder as the latest face of the beauty brand. For us normies, those two accomplishments would be impressive enough,… Read more »
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin wanted the world to believe they were above the ugliness of divorce and prove to us through ” conscious uncoupling ” that married couples can split peacefully and remain best friends. While that may be true, it seems Chris and Gwyneth can’t pull it off. Countless affair rumors have emerged since the couple separated, alleging that Chris and Gwyneth were both sleeping around regularly. Now it seems the source of some of these details may have been none other than Gwyneth herself. Radar Online reports that Chris believes Gwyneth is the one leaking rumors about his affairs and feeding the press lies about what a negligent father he is. A source close to Chris says he suspects Gwyneth of launching a full-blown smear campaign in “an effort to sully his image and make him look less sympathetic.” And why would Gwinnie go to such trouble? So that she can cash in big time, of course! “Gwyneth believes she deserves a settlement of at least a lump sum of $25 million from Chris because he is the breadwinner and their kids will live with her most of the time,” the source said. “Friends are bracing themselves for an ugly divorce,” the insider added. Sounds like Gwyneth’s plan for a civil split isn’t going so well. 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
We will ever see Kim Kardashian in Playboy again? Possibly, as the reality star did say on a recent episode of her family’s E! series that she’d consider posing for the men’s magazine again after popping North West out. But while we await that fateful decision, a random Latin magazine has gone back in time and posted a never-before-seen photo of Kim Kardashian nude . SERIOUSLY!!! The image is courtesy of Kim’s 2007 spread for the publication and it’s a reminder of just how naked Kardashian actually got for this pictorial. (Read: VERY, VERY naked!) Fast forward seven years, of course, and Kim has gone from Playboy to Vogue . It’s a rather impressive, unprecedented move – and it speaks to why so many critics take issue with Kim being featured in the latter fashion magazine. But that’s a debate for a different day. This is the time to check out this unearthed Kim Playboy photo and to compare it to other shots of the star in her birthday suit: Kim Kardashian Playboy Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Photograph A never before seen nude photograph of Kim Kardashian. This hit the web in April 2014. View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Photograph A never before seen nude photograph of Kim Kardashian. This hit the web in April 2014. 2. Kim Kardashian Playboy Photograph Check out this Kim Kardashian nude photo from her 2007 Playboy spread. We’re guessing she’s heard of Photoshop. 3. Kim Kardashian Playboy Picture Here’s yet another shot of Kim Kardashian nude in Playboy. We’ve gotta hand it to the editorial staff of that magazine. They’ve airbrushed the heck out of this socialite, making her look quite classy. 4. Kim Kardashian Playboy Photo Here it is: Kim Kardashian in Playboy. No way is she airbrushed. Not at all. Not one bit. 5. The Kim Kardashian Playboy Shoot Kim Kardashian poses here for Playboy. This comes as a shocker, considering how much she loves wearing clothes and all. 6. Kim Kardashian Playboy Pic Here’s an exclusive look at the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot. We’ll have more when the issue hits the stands. 7. Old Playboy Pic It took three years, but Playboy released this Kim Kardashian photo from 2007 in September 2010. Sorry, fellas. You can’t see all the goods here. 8. Nude Kim Kardashian This photo of a nude Kim Kardashian is taken from her Playboy spread. We only have one problem with it: why is Kim on her back? From everything Kim Kardashian Superstar has taught us, this former girlfriend of Ray J prefers to be bent over when naked. 9. Kim Kardashian Naked Here’s another Kim Kardashian naked picture from her Playboy spread. The socialite has turned posing nude into an art form. 10. Kim Kardashian Naked Picture A Kim Kardashian naked picture like this makes one want to take the rest of the day off. And crawl into bed with Kim. At least if you’re Reggie Bush, that’s how you probably feel about it. But you probably have football practice, which blows. 11. Kim Kardashian Nude Pic Taken from her spread in Playboy, here’s Kim Kardashian nude. She’s covering up those giant breasts, but you get the idea, right? Ray J sure did!
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”…. They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….
Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis…. The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through…. Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be… And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.
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