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Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning is 16…but never too young to be featured in Interview magazine, you know to discuss what being a young actress means to her, or whatever the generic bullshit questions they got her answering, whether it was about her childhood, her famous sister, her stage parents or losing her virginity…as riveting or controversial as it was or is, because I haven’t read the shit, I think it was just a good excuse to get her in a bikini and not seem like a bunch of creepers at the beach in sunglasses, setting up their chairs next to young girls in Brazilian cut bikini bottoms tanning, taking selfies and wrestling…not that I’d know anything about that, even though it’s what I did all day yesterday….

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McKayla Maroney Riding Her Bike Seat Hard of the Day

Sometimes you meet girls in clubs or bars who are 15 years old , but who look and act like they are 25, and who think are 25, until you caught chatting them up or buying them liquor and you get in trouble… Sometimes you meet girls who are over 18, who look and act like they are 12, fucking annoying and unsexy at least to me…playing up their young looks and body in a way that is just creepy, yet legal, attracting all the fucking male attention from the perverts who, unlike me, love young teens….while I just find their body and their energy annoying…I mean every time I walk in a starbucks I want to kill myself…. McKayla Maroney is one of the over 18, who looks and act 12, and who plays it up because she knows that’s why she has an audience, like in these pics of her grinding a bike seat, knowing exactly what she’s doing, but playing it up like she’s not doing it, which I guess is the premise of every teen category porno ever produced… She’s fucking with your minds, and you’re buying into it, because you are into this shit..and I just like calling a girl out on her hustle to get more fans…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

Izabel Goulart, like Jane Fonda, and really every exercise workout queen before her, except maybe Richard Simmons, has made fitness pornographic…and I think it’s a positive thing for the youth, because it allows them to look up to people like her who spend days and hours in the gym, while girls like Kate Upton, who may be more famous, thanks to being more sloppy, spend hours eating donuts…. I just think in terms of role model, this is a better image the media should buy into, because low body fat, high muscle mass, leads to a healthy and happy life..while the Kate Upton, embrace my obesity angle, leads to premature death… I guess the more I fuck around on instagram them happier I am to see fitness is coming back as hard as these pics make me, which isn’t all that hard, considering…I don’t do fitness, I have diabetes, I am obese and haven’t had an erection in years…not due to castration due to sex offence, but due to unhealthy…but I still know these are hot

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

Izabel Goulart, like Jane Fonda, and really every exercise workout queen before her, except maybe Richard Simmons, has made fitness pornographic…and I think it’s a positive thing for the youth, because it allows them to look up to people like her who spend days and hours in the gym, while girls like Kate Upton, who may be more famous, thanks to being more sloppy, spend hours eating donuts…. I just think in terms of role model, this is a better image the media should buy into, because low body fat, high muscle mass, leads to a healthy and happy life..while the Kate Upton, embrace my obesity angle, leads to premature death… I guess the more I fuck around on instagram them happier I am to see fitness is coming back as hard as these pics make me, which isn’t all that hard, considering…I don’t do fitness, I have diabetes, I am obese and haven’t had an erection in years…not due to castration due to sex offence, but due to unhealthy…but I still know these are hot

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Pam Anderson Still Getting Work in India of the Day

I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic…. I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game…. Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….

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The Batman 3 Viral Marketing is Starting So Early

In the long run-up to The Dark Knight , Warner Bros. marketing went all out to build buzz ahead of time in very unconventional ways (like teaser websites, Comic-Con flash mobs, and the premature death of star Heath Ledger). Still, for the only recently announced sequel , they may have topped themselves.

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