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Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets… Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass… She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care…. I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…

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Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets… Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass… She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care…. I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…

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Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day

Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul… Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is…. All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.

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Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul… Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is…. All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.

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Jennifer Hawkins Modeling Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Jennifer Hawkins us sine Australian 30 year old who is apparently on TV in Australia, but I can’t confirm or deny that, because the only thing I know about Australia is from some drunk guy in Costa Rica and a bunch of Vegan babes from Instagram, and my conclusion about the country is that it is Canada, with babes who like to get drunk and have fun, but who are most importantly hot, and in abundance, making them not realize they are hot, something that more girls need to pick up on, cuz that insecure shit, thinking you’re hotter than you are shit, makes for shitty fucking sex. That said, here is Jennifer Hawkins modeling shoes, because I figure you guys are into feet and women’s shoes, you know the kind of freak who wears them when he jerks off, or uses them to cum in after jerking off. All around weird. Here are the pics….of her big ass feet. Feet that probably motivated her shoe line, you know to keep them shits covered the fuck up….

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Jennifer Hawkins Modeling Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Irina Shayk for Facebook of the Day

Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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Irina Shayk for Facebook of the Day

Lana Del Rey in Vogue Australia of the Day

Lana Del Rey is Boring across the fucking board…even when she is staging relationships with old rockers, or when she in in OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS ….or more importantly when she is staging a fucking career, pretending she’s got actual talent, and not just a good fucking production team her daddy paid for that got her millions of Youtube views….tricking the rest of the world that she’s popular and that they are supposed to like her cuz other people like her…cuz that is show our society is programmed…we don’t think for ourselves….and it amazes me when people post her videos to facebook, like she matters…..when clearly the only thing that matters is whether her face lips match her panty lips…..am I right?

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Courtney Stodden is Not 16, But She is in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden pretending she’s a 16 year old child bride is not the sick thing, because she looks like she’s pushing 35. The sick thing is that the american public want to believe she’s 16, watching her in her bikini, showing off her tits, even Dr Drew or some other asshole who sold his soul to the TV Devil, checked out her tits to make sure they weren’t implants, in some really twisted, something that should have never have happened and would never have happened if she was in fact 16….but you’re a bunch of idiots and will believe any usesless scandal…..ridiculous. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Madonna and Nicki Minaj Trying to be Sexy in a Stupid New Video of the Day

Madonna’s showing off her body and still pretending she’s Marilyn Monoroe cuz she’s pretty much old enough to be Marilyn Monroe…you know she’s got to that stage of her senior citizenship where it doesn’t matter if she’s 60 or 140….she’s not hot…or erotic…and even in little clothes we know her body is drooping, practically dripping off her….vagina lips flapping in the wind….but here’s her pre-Superbowl….Football inspired…video with Nicki Minaj’s big tits to give her appeal to the youth and M.I.A to keep it hip….making them her cheerleaders to make her seem above them….because the timing is right, she’s in the media…she’s an empire..this is money making..and I’m posting cuz I appreciate all whores trying to be sexy …especially when they are historically known for being sluts…even scandalous sex icons in the 80s….cuz it shows they have trouble letting go…they’re a little pathetic…but grannies in panties are hysterical…..enjoy…

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Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day

Being famous is a business. There’s a lot of competition and fighting for attention, so when you have very little talent and made a career off being naked, you figure there’s only one way to keep people’s eyes on you, especially now that you’re a dumpy mom who has destroyed any sex appeal she might have had back when she was whoring herself out to Hefner. I guess the biggest joke in all this is that bitch is pretending she had nothing to do with this video and that she is going to sue, when really she’s just hoping to make a buck off her ass like she used to, and maybe if she’s lucky, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, but will more likely be the next Linda Lovelace, a misunderstood pornstar who can fight her demons until she dies of an overdose…. I am all for seeing bitches fuck, even inbred looking bitches like kendra, I like to rate their fucking form, like a synchronized swimming judge, so I hope this encourages the youth to get up on filming the fuck, but I think we’ll probably need Miley running the lead on that venture….since the only fans Kendra has watch Nascar and don’t shower and figure jerking off to her is better than fucking their sister… She’s supposed to be 18 in this video, and her career would have taken a nice turn, if she was still 18, when now it’s just like watching a different person in action….

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