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Put On Blast (No Pun Intended): Aurora Colorado “Batman” Shooter James Holmes Joined Adult Pleasure-Seeker Website Days Before Massacre!

This guy is crazier than we all thought!!! According to TMZ reports : A man claiming to be James Holmes created a profile on a popular sex website just days before “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre … in which he described his Johnson as “short/average” … and law enforcement sources tell TMZ investigators are now looking at the site to determine its authenticity. “Holmes” created the profile on AdultFriendFinder.com July 5 — and included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair … just as officials in Aurora, CO said he looked when he was apprehended Friday morning. “Holmes” — who used the screen name classicjimbo — included a cryptic message on the top of the profile which reads, “Will you visit me in prison?” In his profile, “Holmes” says he’s 6’0″ and single … with an athletic body. Note — the FBI says Holmes is 6’3″. “Holmes” describes himself as a “light/social drinker” … but in the section where he’s asked if he smokes or does drugs, he answered, “I’d prefer not to say.” Oh, but that’s just the beginning… “Holmes” also noted that he’s circumcised. “Holmes” described himself as a straight man … and said he was seeking a sexual relationship with “Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women).” “Holmes” also notes that he’s interested in “Freaky Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex or Group sex (3 or more!)” In the section marked, “Introduction” … “Holmes” said, “Looking for a fling or casual sex gal. Am a nice guy. Well, as nice enough of a guy who does these sort of shenanigans.” Yeah azzhole, we are all very aware of your “shenanigans”. There are a few guys in the prison you’re headed to that may be able to help you with “finding an adult friend”. Maybe this guy was really off them bath salts, just a thought. Continued thoughts and prayers go out to the city of Aurora and the families affected. Image via AdultFriendFinder

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Put On Blast (No Pun Intended): Aurora Colorado “Batman” Shooter James Holmes Joined Adult Pleasure-Seeker Website Days Before Massacre!

Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile

Here’s my favorite Greek hottie, Maria Menounos , on the set of her silly celebrity show in a nice little business skirt combination. That booty is working for me. I don’t know why she’s arching her back and making a sexy face like this, but I really like it. This one’s going into my “special” folder. It’s kind of a shame that there wasn’t one damn cameraman shooting from directly behind her. What the hell guys? But I think I’ll be able to made do with the profile shots.

Carrie Ann Inaba Dancing with the Stars Judge in her Bikini of the Day

Based on these bikini pics….Dancing with the stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba needs to do a little less judging and a lot more dancing…. What lesson does this teach the youth….that getting a cushy job that you are overpaid in makes a dancer and lazy fucking person who doesn’t dance anymore…cuz what’s the fucking point…when you can afford everything you need….especially cakes…at least that’s what her belly is trying to communicate with us…. All this to say – No wonder she met her fiance on an online dating site….typical…motherfucker thinks he’s getting a ripped dancer when he sees her photoshoots and screen shots she used on her profile…only to end up meeting this…and calling her back cuz he realized she was rich and gave him access to the good life…true fucking story. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Carrie Ann Inaba Dancing with the Stars Judge in her Bikini of the Day

Carrie Ann Inaba Dancing with the Stars Judge in her Bikini of the Day

Based on these bikini pics….Dancing with the stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba needs to do a little less judging and a lot more dancing…. What lesson does this teach the youth….that getting a cushy job that you are overpaid in makes a dancer and lazy fucking person who doesn’t dance anymore…cuz what’s the fucking point…when you can afford everything you need….especially cakes…at least that’s what her belly is trying to communicate with us…. All this to say – No wonder she met her fiance on an online dating site….typical…motherfucker thinks he’s getting a ripped dancer when he sees her photoshoots and screen shots she used on her profile…only to end up meeting this…and calling her back cuz he realized she was rich and gave him access to the good life…true fucking story. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arianny Celeste Is Naughty School Girl

isn’t it kind of perverted to like pictures of some hot chick in a schoolgirl outfit? It just doesn’t feel right, I like it. Here’s hottie Arianny Celeste hamming it up for the cameras in what have to be some Twitter pictures. Everyone’s jumped on the post pictures of yourself on the internet bandwagon. I guess if I had breasts like hers I’d post pictures of them too… In the tub, on a bicycle, jumping up and down on a trampoline. You name it. *Vote for Arianny Celeste in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Rita Rusic Is In A Bikini Again

I hope that hot cougar Rita Rusic is mulling over my offer to become my sugar-momma, she fits the profile perfectly by possessing several qualities I look for in a woman. Cash and a nice bikini body. Here she is lounging on the beach again while the warm sun gently caresses those sweet big bikini breasts of hers. Lucky sun. I don’t know how old most of her body is, but her breasts must still be fairly young. I like it.

Dancing with the Stars to Cast Actual Stars?

Dancing with the Stars producers are reportedly on the hunt for more big-name talent and looking to cut down on the D-list dancers of the past. Sorry, Dina Lohan. Producers are under direct orders from ABC find “higher profile” people than in past seasons, which have been overrun by the likes of Bristol Palin , The Situation, Kate Gosselin , Audrina Patridge, Jake Pavelka and so on. Sitch apparently isn’t cutting it with ABC bigwigs . In order to lock down bigger names, producers are offering A-listers complete control over their rehearsal schedule and routines – no minimum practice times, final say over music selections and even costume design, etc. Whether this move is designed to lure in any big-name star in particular, or whether it will actually work for DWTS , remains to be seen.

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Ginger Spice Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

These pictures of Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell changing out of her bikinion some boat are amazing….she looks amazing…her tits look amazing…and that’s saying alot because I normally write off a bitch at her 25th birthday….you know for the sake of this site at least as I’ve found great joy in sex with grandmothers…cuz who wants to look at ravaged mom pussy, half naked, in bikini, showing great tit, fit body, rocking a perfectly nice nipple all while pushing 45….apparently I do…so I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Ginger Sprice and her PR Team, the paparazzi she hired, and the strategic photos, for making my fucking day….cuz sometimes tits is all it takes to turn that frown upside down…

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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride of the Day

Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics… I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me…. Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike…. At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing… But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle… Publicity stunts like this are alright but I prefer staring a pics of Sara Jean Underwood’s nicely shaved cunt ….someone she should stick to exposing…

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Marisa Miller in a Bikini in Boston Common of the Day

I have no idea what Boston Common magazine is, but I do know who Marisa Miller is, cuz I try to keep track of all hard faced, hard bodied, strippers who escaped the trade and moved onto higher profile gigs, leaving behind a prosperous career of 10 dollar a song dances….. People love this bitch, I get it, I just don’t entiely approve of it, but when she is in her bikini, I mean nothing else about her really matters, cuz that body is aweosme. Take notes sloppy bitches of the world and feel bad about yourself…that’s the whole point of me posting this….

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Marisa Miller in a Bikini in Boston Common of the Day