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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell is going on in these clearly staged pictures of Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon , but I want in. Whenever I see a lot of breasts and booties and bikinis and booze, I don’t know why but I’m drawn to them. I’m sure I’m not the only one. I know these are staged an all, but that’s a lot of bleached hair, fake tans and chicks pretending to make out with each other to overlook. Lose the dude!

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Taylor Momsen Is Boring Me

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Do I really have to write some more crap about this Taylor Momsen chick? We get it, you’re such a badass in your inappropriate lingerie… Blah, Blah, Blah. Nobody cares anymore, grow up, get married and leave us alone. We’ll see you in twenty years on one of those crappy ‘Where Are They Now?’ shows.

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hit The Town

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are my favorite trashy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon , heading out on the town in their very best skank costumes. I love it. If I had a car and was driving by, I’d honk at these girls…. Then drive away of course, but they’d know what’s up.

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hit The Town

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are my favorite trashy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon , heading out on the town in their very best skank costumes. I love it. If I had a car and was driving by, I’d honk at these girls…. Then drive away of course, but they’d know what’s up.

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Karissa Shannon Shows Off The Package

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Karissa Shannon out on the town showing off that amazing Playboy figure of hers in one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen. The woman’s body is amazing, I could stare at it all day long. I’m a little annoyed that she’s back with the douche, but what can you do? Douchebags seem to come standard with these kind of women. Don’t forget to get your vote in for the Karissa Shannon vs Audrina Patridge Bikini Showdown .

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Katie Cassidy’s Got Some Sweet Long Legs

Posted on June 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never remember exactly who this Katie Cassidy bird is, I’m pretty sure she’s David Cassidy’s daughter, but she’s got some sweet long legs on her and that’s all I really need to know. Those things seem like they go on forever, I can’t really be sure, but I’d certainly like to investigate further. I’ll wear one of those lights on my head that miners wear, I’ll pack water and food and work my way up there. If you don’t hear from me after a few hours… DO NOT come looking for me.

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Karissa Shannon Does It Again

Posted on April 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karissa Shannon is at it again, pretending to stand completely casual next to a fancy car, putting on her make up, not staging these pictures, look away, nothing to see here. Until, that is, she decides to bend over in her tiny short shorts and pick something out of the front seat. Well played madam, well played. I know this chick is a moron and everything, but there’s something about her that I like…. If I had to guess, I think it would have something to do with her incredible body and slutty little outfits.

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Karissa Shannon Knows How To Work A Bikini

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was kind of in the mood for some staged pictures of a blonde tart this afternoon so these pictures of Karissa Shannon in her little yellow bikini showed up at just the right time. As annoying as it is that she always sets these pictures up with the help of her douche boyfriend, she’s still showing off her ass in a bikini so who really gives a crap. Not to mention that her Playboy body is pretty damn impressive. Thanks princess.

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Karissa Shannon Knows How To Work A Bikini

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was kind of in the mood for some staged pictures of a blonde tart this afternoon so these pictures of Karissa Shannon in her little yellow bikini showed up at just the right time. As annoying as it is that she always sets these pictures up with the help of her douche boyfriend, she’s still showing off her ass in a bikini so who really gives a crap. Not to mention that her Playboy body is pretty damn impressive. Thanks princess.

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Karissa Shannon Gets Down And Dirty

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karissa Shannon must truly believe we’re absolute morons if she think we won’t notice that this crap is completely stage. Here she is “fixing a flat tire” in the rain the other day with her top off in a little white bra…. Plausible? I didn’t think so. Where’s her deadbeat boyfriend and sextape coconspirator when she needs him? That’s right, they need someone to work the camera while they pretend to have a car troubles. What was I thinking? The worst part of the whole ordeal is that I’m the moron posting these pictures that just adds fuel to their retard quest to become a celebrity. I hate myself for it, I really do, but slutty blonde chicks without their tops on is kinda my thing. I’m a weak man.

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