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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: A Death Rocks the House

The boys and girls of the Floribama Shore cannot seem to play nice with one another, and it’s growing rather tiresome.  When Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 got underway, it was time to deal with the aftermath of the possible fight between Gus and Jeremiah.  The lack of fight was somewhat disheartening when you consider the way MTV ramped up the excitement for the episode, but maybe it helped prove that some of the people in the house had a brain.  Who wants to get drunk and go on reality TV to fight with people? Yes, you make a name for yourself, but it’s for all the wrong reasons.  The housemates wanted to find out the cause of the argument, and if you watch Floribama Shore online , you will know it was Codi.  He, however, continued to try and throw the blame on someone else and acted like he had no idea what was going on. Codi reiterated several times that the word “bet” did not escape his mouth.  Katrina struggled to process the fact that two of the men were making bets about her, and decided it was time to call it a night.  Drunk Codi could be likened to Single Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and it’s not a bad thing. The sheer entertainment this dude brings to the show is excellent.  The housemates chatted about how much Codi likes to stir the pot, but they were shocked the next morning when a phone call changed everything.  Codi’s grandfather passed away through the night, and everyone who was mad at him changed their tune. This brought out the family aspect of the shore house, and it helped us connect with these wannabes.  Codi made his exit from the shore house, but not before the group said a prayer with him and gave him one of those awkward hugs a distant family member gives you.  Jeremiah, who has proven to be all muscle and little brain, did something that made us change our perception of him. He urged the others to invite their families over.  It’s incredible how such a selfless act can change things up. For Nilsa, this meant Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, was headed back to the house, and she was a little too excited about it.  For Nilsa, her potential relationship with Josh represents the most feels she’s had for a man ever since her divorce, and while that creeps some people out, it’s kind of cute.  “I really probably don’t want to go on this date,” Josh tells Nilsa citing the fact that she was talking about her ex, and that was enough for Nilsa to end the potential romance.  Nilsa declared that she was headed home, but Aimee was not prepared to let her pal go home over one man.  “You’ve know this dude for a week,” Aimee yelled. “Fuck him.” To help Nilsa get back to being the fun-loving gal we all know she is, Aimee called up her ex and demanded he delivered two pizzas to the house.  Before long, she even said: “I’m gonna shit on your porch, bitch!” Yes, we have no idea where these people get it, but they’re hilarious.  View Slideshow: 15 Reality TV Stars Who Have Been Exposed as Pumpkin-Eaters

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: A Death Rocks the House

Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: A Death Rocks the House

The boys and girls of the Floribama Shore cannot seem to play nice with one another, and it’s growing rather tiresome.  When Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 got underway, it was time to deal with the aftermath of the possible fight between Gus and Jeremiah.  The lack of fight was somewhat disheartening when you consider the way MTV ramped up the excitement for the episode, but maybe it helped prove that some of the people in the house had a brain.  Who wants to get drunk and go on reality TV to fight with people? Yes, you make a name for yourself, but it’s for all the wrong reasons.  The housemates wanted to find out the cause of the argument, and if you watch Floribama Shore online , you will know it was Codi.  He, however, continued to try and throw the blame on someone else and acted like he had no idea what was going on. Codi reiterated several times that the word “bet” did not escape his mouth.  Katrina struggled to process the fact that two of the men were making bets about her, and decided it was time to call it a night.  Drunk Codi could be likened to Single Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and it’s not a bad thing. The sheer entertainment this dude brings to the show is excellent.  The housemates chatted about how much Codi likes to stir the pot, but they were shocked the next morning when a phone call changed everything.  Codi’s grandfather passed away through the night, and everyone who was mad at him changed their tune. This brought out the family aspect of the shore house, and it helped us connect with these wannabes.  Codi made his exit from the shore house, but not before the group said a prayer with him and gave him one of those awkward hugs a distant family member gives you.  Jeremiah, who has proven to be all muscle and little brain, did something that made us change our perception of him. He urged the others to invite their families over.  It’s incredible how such a selfless act can change things up. For Nilsa, this meant Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, was headed back to the house, and she was a little too excited about it.  For Nilsa, her potential relationship with Josh represents the most feels she’s had for a man ever since her divorce, and while that creeps some people out, it’s kind of cute.  “I really probably don’t want to go on this date,” Josh tells Nilsa citing the fact that she was talking about her ex, and that was enough for Nilsa to end the potential romance.  Nilsa declared that she was headed home, but Aimee was not prepared to let her pal go home over one man.  “You’ve know this dude for a week,” Aimee yelled. “Fuck him.” To help Nilsa get back to being the fun-loving gal we all know she is, Aimee called up her ex and demanded he delivered two pizzas to the house.  Before long, she even said: “I’m gonna shit on your porch, bitch!” Yes, we have no idea where these people get it, but they’re hilarious.  View Slideshow: 15 Reality TV Stars Who Have Been Exposed as Pumpkin-Eaters

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Frida Gustavsson Titties for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Frida, she is the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 22, which is a lot younger than me, and makes her hot…but she’s also over over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, because people love tall as fuck models… I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always work at IKEA, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall… SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs… These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias. The post Frida Gustavsson Titties for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day

Courtney Stodden is posing strategically – yet fully exposed…in a bikini – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just some marketing lie she came up with smoking cigarettes in the back room of the stripclub she probably worked at with her mom…. She has fallen off the map, out of the tabloids because he act wasn’t sustainable enough, she is the sex tape that never happened…but should of and probably wil… But she hasn’t fallen out of my heart…..My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going… She’s an angel… The post Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Greene Boring in Spandex of the Day

The only thing interesting about this Ashley Greene pig is that she’s dating a Jonas Brother. I know that may sound really fucking queer, but the one thing I’ve learned about motherfuckers with stupid fame and money who play all wholesome and virginal out of respect to Jesus’ and his followers’ best interest for marketing purposes, is that they like to have the dirtiest raging cock and viagra parties to make up for the oppressing of natural human instincts, if you know what I mean… So Ashley Greene, something that seems fucking boring on the outside, never giving pussy puppet shows for her fans, cuz she knows she’s made it and has a solid fan bases that’s not going anywhere, is probably far more exciting than we could ever imagine. which is exactly where you want her to be cuz you think she’s as hot as she does….but I’m thinking my theory is wishful thinking that all pussy is slut and that no pussy is dull as this one seems to be… Oh well, here are the pics of her leaving the gym, or whatever boring bullshit she’s doing…boring….showing off bruises you can imagine she got getting fucked up the ass like a stray dog in a muslim country….when really probably just got them at dance practice cuz that’s the only time Jonas lets her touch him….and who fucking cares… The real tragedy in this is why the paparazzi didn’t get a fucking ass shot…It just doesn’t make sense to me…stand on the other side of the street motherfucker and pretend you are taking pics of the buildings…I don’t now how you do it in whatever immigrant country you are from, but get it together, motherfucker.. v

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