(Photo by Tasia Wells/WireImage) ‘The Real’ Went AWF With Their Halloween Get Ups The cast of The Real Daytime went ALL THE WAY OUT with the creativity when it came to their Halloween episode. Lonnie dressed as Oprah Winfrey, Tamera was Tyra Banks, Adrienne went as Sally Jesse Raphael and Jeannie was a hyper version of Ellen. Press play to watch. Aren’t these impressive? The ladies actually spoke to Sally Jessy Raphael in real life on the phone. Hit the flip to watch.
(Photo by Tasia Wells/WireImage) ‘The Real’ Went AWF With Their Halloween Get Ups The cast of The Real Daytime went ALL THE WAY OUT with the creativity when it came to their Halloween episode. Lonnie dressed as Oprah Winfrey, Tamera was Tyra Banks, Adrienne went as Sally Jesse Raphael and Jeannie was a hyper version of Ellen. Press play to watch. Aren’t these impressive? The ladies actually spoke to Sally Jessy Raphael in real life on the phone. Hit the flip to watch.
Well… okay then! While past itinerations of American Horror Story have opened by introducing a set of seemingly normal individuals, slowly but surely making it clear these people and their circumstances are anything but normal, American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 1 took a different tact From the outset of this premiere all the way up through it’s insane ending, we were inundated with one WTF moment after another. We might as well start with Lady Gaga , right? She’s on board as The Countess, someone who lives in the penthouse of the titular hotel and who is in a relationship with Matt Bomer’s Donovan. We meet these two as they are getting all dolled up for a big night out, which ends up taking them to a movie in the park. But they don’t care about the film there. They waste no time seducing a fellow couple… bringing them back to the hotel… briefly engaging in an orgy… and then sucking out all their blood. The term “vampire” is never uttered here, but The Countess and Donovan clearly feast on the insides of others. They seem perfectly able to walk around in the sunlight, however. Here is what else we learn about this unusual twosome: Back in 1994, Donovan was taken to the hotel by Sally, a local drug addict. His mother, played by Kathy Bates, followed her child there and bribed the transgender bellhop (Denis O’Hare) to reveal the room in which Sally and her son were getting high. After finding Donovan passed out, Bates’ Iris eventually pushes Sally out a window. But is she really dead? Sally is a main character in present day, still hanging out at the hotel – and still engaging in some rather effed up business. We see her tell O’Hare’s character that a certain guest is all “hers,” which leads to the most disturbing scene in the premiere: This guest, played by New Girl’s Max Greenfield, is doing drugs in his room when some very weird creature enters, puts on a spiked dildo, and rapes Greenfield from behind. Sally then sits by the bed, tells Greenfield’s character to say that he loves her and the experience will then be all over. He does so, twice, and the creature then seems to disappear… and his victim appears to die. Finally, we have Wes Bentley as John Lowe. He’s a detective who’s investigating a grisly serial killer. This killer taunts him over the phone by claiming he kidnapped his wife and also claiming he’s waiting for him at Hotel Cortez. Neither ends up being true. But it is true that Lowe literally lost his son a few years ago, turning his back while his child, Holden, rode a carousel. This abduction has caused major tension between Lowe and his wife, though Lowe remains close to his daughter. Afraid for their lives due to the presence of this serial killer, Lowe moves out toward the end of the premiere, settling into the mysterious Room 64 at the hotel. As for Holden? We see that The Countess has him and a few other kids holed up somewhere on the premises, playing video games, dressed the same and acting very strangely. What the heck is she doing with them?!? It’s safe to say this is one of many questions we have after an entertaining, freaky, confounding opening episode. What did you think of it? Go watch American Horror Story online if you need to catch up and sound off below.
Well… okay then! While past itinerations of American Horror Story have opened by introducing a set of seemingly normal individuals, slowly but surely making it clear these people and their circumstances are anything but normal, American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 1 took a different tact From the outset of this premiere all the way up through it’s insane ending, we were inundated with one WTF moment after another. We might as well start with Lady Gaga , right? She’s on board as The Countess, someone who lives in the penthouse of the titular hotel and who is in a relationship with Matt Bomer’s Donovan. We meet these two as they are getting all dolled up for a big night out, which ends up taking them to a movie in the park. But they don’t care about the film there. They waste no time seducing a fellow couple… bringing them back to the hotel… briefly engaging in an orgy… and then sucking out all their blood. The term “vampire” is never uttered here, but The Countess and Donovan clearly feast on the insides of others. They seem perfectly able to walk around in the sunlight, however. Here is what else we learn about this unusual twosome: Back in 1994, Donovan was taken to the hotel by Sally, a local drug addict. His mother, played by Kathy Bates, followed her child there and bribed the transgender bellhop (Denis O’Hare) to reveal the room in which Sally and her son were getting high. After finding Donovan passed out, Bates’ Iris eventually pushes Sally out a window. But is she really dead? Sally is a main character in present day, still hanging out at the hotel – and still engaging in some rather effed up business. We see her tell O’Hare’s character that a certain guest is all “hers,” which leads to the most disturbing scene in the premiere: This guest, played by New Girl’s Max Greenfield, is doing drugs in his room when some very weird creature enters, puts on a spiked dildo, and rapes Greenfield from behind. Sally then sits by the bed, tells Greenfield’s character to say that he loves her and the experience will then be all over. He does so, twice, and the creature then seems to disappear… and his victim appears to die. Finally, we have Wes Bentley as John Lowe. He’s a detective who’s investigating a grisly serial killer. This killer taunts him over the phone by claiming he kidnapped his wife and also claiming he’s waiting for him at Hotel Cortez. Neither ends up being true. But it is true that Lowe literally lost his son a few years ago, turning his back while his child, Holden, rode a carousel. This abduction has caused major tension between Lowe and his wife, though Lowe remains close to his daughter. Afraid for their lives due to the presence of this serial killer, Lowe moves out toward the end of the premiere, settling into the mysterious Room 64 at the hotel. As for Holden? We see that The Countess has him and a few other kids holed up somewhere on the premises, playing video games, dressed the same and acting very strangely. What the heck is she doing with them?!? It’s safe to say this is one of many questions we have after an entertaining, freaky, confounding opening episode. What did you think of it? Go watch American Horror Story online if you need to catch up and sound off below.
Would you really want to see Sherri Shepherd naked though?? Sherri Shepherd’s Ex Husband Denies Leaking Intimate Photos For A Price Via TMZ reports: Lamar Sally insists he’s NOT trying to hawk naked pics of his soon-to-be-ex Sherri Shepherd … but tells TMZ if he did have nude pics of her, they might not be getting divorced. Earlier this week a report came out that Sally had compromising pics of Shepherd and was willing to share them — for a price — but Sally tells TMZ that’s complete BS. In fact, he says … “If Sherri would have been more sexual with me and sent me things like nude pictures, we’d still be married.” Sources close to the ex-couple tell us Sally hasn’t heard a word from Shepherd since their surrogate gave birth last month to the baby boy they planned to raise together … back when they were happily married. We’re told the baby is living with Lamar in L.A. and Sherri’s never met him. We’re told Sally rejected a $150K settlement offer from Shepherd in their child custody dispute … because he crunched the numbers. That works out to $694/mo. over 18 years, and according to our sources … Sally thinks the court will order Sherri to pay more.. Sherri Shepherd is shaped like a desktop, nobody wants to see that!
This is ridiculous! According to TMZ, Sherri Shepherd will be sued if she doesn’t embrace the child that is arriving via surrogate this month! Lamar Sally, Sherri’s…
Pretty much every TV show has parodied or paid tribute to the restaurant scene from “When Harry Met Sally,” and MTV News put together this supercut to prove it.
This break up is about to get uglier than Naomi Campbell’s headline Sherri Shepherd’s Husband Wants Custody Of Unborn Surrogate Child Yesterday, we reported that Sherri Shepherd and her husband Lamar Sally. Today, new details emerge that will further complicate the already contentious separation. Via RadarOnline Not only did Sherri Shepherd‘s husband file for a separation earlier this month, but Lamar Sally‘s filing revealed an explosive secret that the two are expecting a son via a surrogate and he wants full custody! Filed on May 2 in Los Angeles, Sally filed after nearly three years of marriage to The View co-host citing irreconcilable differences — but the real bombshell was listed under the declaration of minor children in which the TV writer listed an unborn son. Listed as Lamar Sally Jr., a due date of July 28, 2014 is listed for the unborn child. A source previously told Radar of the couple’s nasty split that while Shepherd, 47, was desperate for another child, she didn’t believe Sally, 43, would step up as a father figure. “Sherri has a full time nanny, who drives Jeffrey to school every day and picks him up in the afternoon. This has been going on for years, and Lamar doesn’t even offer to help. It is unfortunate. “Sherri started to wonder if he’d ever be able to step up once they had another child, or if she’d be practically raising the child alone,” the source said. But Sally obviously feels differently, as he’s asked for full legal and physical custody of their unborn son, with visitations granted to Shepherd. On top of custody, Sally is also requesting spousal support from Shepherd and asking that the Beauty Shop actress pay his legal fees. So Lamar HASN’T been taking care of Jeffrey all this time??? We have a feeling that this is going to be a HUGE point of contention when it comes to deciding who will get custody of the new baby. Image via WENN
The Real Housewives of New Jersey had “A Manzo of Her Word” but it was a little boy who stole the show. We recap the smiles and tears in this week’s THG +/- review. Someone completely stole the show this week and it wasn’t a housewife. It wasn’t even one of their husbands. It was a little boy who learned to say I love you, Mommy . Plus 50 . To be honest at first it appeared that little Nick was only repeating the words to get the lollipop but when Chris Laurita said that it had been over 18 months since his wife had heard those words from her son, I couldn’t help but be moved, no matter what the child’s motivation. Housewives usually doesn’t require its audience to use that part of the brain, nevermind their hearts. It was almost disconcerting. Not to fear. There’s still plenty of the normal nonsense to fill the hour. Especially when we get to visit with Teresa and her kids. At least they weren’t cursing at one another this week. Plus 18. But can any of them communicate without screaming? Gia seems to think she’s in charge. Milania basically tells everyone else where to get off, and Gabriella looked like she was zoning out as a means of escape. Minus 12. I couldn’t say that I blamed her. Caroline’s daughter, Lauren said that the Guidice kids were being raised by wolves. I think that might be an insult to wolves. They have more sense . Teresa’s still hanging out with Kim D. Minus 22. Why is this woman back on my TV screen? These shows always breed the hangers on, looking for more than their 15 minutes of fame. Caroline called a summit meeting with Teresa and then she ordered an iced tea. You’d think alcohol would be mandatory to get through that meal. How funny was it when Caroline told Teresa that she was sent by Joe and Teresa shot back with, “He’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel.” Plus 18 . Teresa was right. Caroline is preachy but she’s also right. Life is short. Why let the stupid stuff take over? Now if she could only use that advice to mend fences with her own sister. And what is up with Fran? She looked like a heavier clone of Dina. And she moved in along with her stray pets. Minus 8 . Caroline’s husband Albert is a saint. Is there any way they can write Kathy out of the show? She’s generally boring and her husband Rich has become intolerable. Even Kathy seems to have grown weary of his frat boy antics. When Kathy told her husband that she was trying to raise Joseph to be a gentleman, all i could think was that it would have helped if she’d married one. Plus 13 when she tells her daughter to stick with school so she’ll have better options than Kathy did. Of course if we lost Kathy then we’d also lose Rosie. Hmm…I’m not sure where that lands in the points system. Did Rosie really have to join in on the guys poker game? Just because she’s a lesbian doesn’t make her one of the boys. Minus 9. But then we wouldn’t have had Joe Gorga telling Rosie she couldn’t write off all men if she’d never tried one. That earned a serious eye roll but I wouldn’t expect anything less from Joe. Of course he needs to start expecting less. Mush less when it comes to selling his giant McMansion. A 10,000 square foot house on 2 & 1/2 acres. Minus 15 . It sounds like someone was overcompensating. It was funny to watch the faux marble crumble and the fixtures fall off as Joe and Melissa crowed about their masterpiece. And shouldn’t their realtor have told them that having their kids around for the open house doesn’t make it feel more homey…it reminds people that it’s your home. Minus 10. But I think I’ll keep my $3.8 million in the bank and out of the Jersey real estate market, at least until next week. Episode total = +11! Season total = +29!
