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Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose… So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome. Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.

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Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen Bikini Pictures

So here’s my favorite Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen spending her winter in a bikini instead of a pair of ice skates, being someone else’s gold medal. I don’t know who the guy is, but she must be dating Batman. Just look at that boat. But don’t worry, your secret identity’s safe with me, dude. Oh, wait. Whoops. My bad. Related Articles: Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Blurry Stripper Pics Sasha Cohen Tight Bikini Pictures

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Sasha Cohen Assumes My Favorite Position

In case you were wondering, yup, Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen is still flexible. I know the next Winter Olympics are a good two years away, but if Sasha needs any help training, I’m happy to lend my services. Sure, I can’t skate for shit, but these pictures gave me a few ideas for other ways to make sure Sasha stays limber. Call me. Related Articles: Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Blurry Stripper Pics Sasha Cohen Tight Bikini Pictures Sasha Cohen Needs A New Bikini Jenna Jameson Brings Out The Porno Boobs

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Sasha Cohen Needs A New Bikini

I’ve actually been posting quite a few pictures of Olympian Sasha Cohen over the last little while, figure skaters are hot, but I think it’s time she spends a little cash and updates her bikini. Seriously, every time it’s the same thing. I guess I shouldn’t really complain, it looks pretty damn good on her, but variety is the spice of life. A thong might be nice. Just a suggestion.

Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic…. Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.

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Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

Candace Bailey Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Candace Bailey is 29….I thought she was 12…but that was based on her tits…and I couldn’t cross reference her ass to see if it was in its 30s…or near 30s as asses tend o be the defining body part of age….and what girls hate most about hot young girls….. I probably didn’t know she was 29 cuz I had no idea who she was until google informed me that she has the high profile job as being the co-host at Attack of the Show on G4TV….a place where so many cunts who pretend to respect nerds and their nerd interests in order to raise their profile and celebrity….I think that’s called bottom feeding….but I guess they give nerds hope that pussy is into their shit…making them work harder and produce the next technologies….maybe pussy like this is all the world needs to inspire virgin nerds to make the next Facebook with their half naked bodies and barely there tits….or maybe bitch is just taking any work to pay her fucking rent cuz 1,000,000 hotters girls want her job…. It really doesn’t matter, she posts bikini pics on twitter and she’s not fat…so I have no choice but to like her and her funny little elf face….

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Sasha Cohen Pole Dancing Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sasha Cohen is an Olympic Figure skater and doing what housewives, the same housewives who hate strippers, do to impress their husbands because secretly they wish they were strippers…all that male attention is all they’ve ever wanted but are too angry and full of hate to give into those urges of being an exhibiionist cunt…. Only difference is Sasha Cohen does it for twitter, blurry but still flexible, I mean she is pretty much a stripper professionally on the ice and on skates, only she leaves her clothes on as she bends and flashes panties. making this the logical progression of her career in the off season….or when injury and sponsorships dry up….I’m into her strategic planning for the future like so many dancers, both on ice and on stage before her….

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Pregnant Jessica Simpson is a Tank By the Pool of the Day

There are a few things in life I have very little interest in seeing…at least not for sexual purposes….because let’s face it, I don’t get shocked anymore and crave the day I see something that actually makes me gag, or sick to my stomach, or turned on, or really any fucking emotion…because I’m desensitized and the internet stole my soul…..but one of those things is Jessica Simpson, built like a fucking tank, in what may be a pregnant chick bikini top, beause she was obese to start with now she’s obese and pregnant, basically an excuse to fill up on a few extra plates at the breakfast buffet, I’d rather just google her archive of big tits on a small frame before she threw in the towel and became the plus sized garbage truck at the dump from the south that she is. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Micaela Schaefer Ridiculous Nipple Outfit for Some Premiere of the Day

I posted on this Micaela Shaefer bitch showing up on the red carpet in a ridiculous outfit last week but she’s just got better….. She’s some German attention seeker, trying to get famous, who I am still not quite clear about what she does, but don’t really care about what he does, since being outrageous and half naked is her way of getting noticed, the rest just doesn’t matter…. Showing up to red carpet events Nipples first…is what dreams are made of…you know cuz when she was a little girl practicing her Oscar acceptance speech in the mirror…this is totally how she anticipated her quest for fame to play out….all little girls do….it’s gotta do with being born slut and remaining a slut. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This is not the same Sasha Cohen who played Borat. This is the one who is some famous skating athlete…..who is posting her pictures of her bra on twitter…because figure skaters, like pro swimmers, are total whores….at least I like to think they are…you know always half naked, fit, traveling around, surrounded by gay dudes….especially after spending many sunday afternoons jerking off to figure skating because it was on the only channel I had – pre internet….all that panty flashing and camel toe like it was their job….all acrobatic and flexible….pornographic and amazing….

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