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Izabel Goulart Hot for GQ Mexico of the Day

These pictures of Izabel Goulart are for May’s issue of GQ Mexico, which I like to interpret as “Probably old pics of Izabel Goulart being re-used for a fringe market for GQ” and not actually new pics of her, but I’m not about to go through the Izabel Goulart archives of half naked pics to figure out if these are in fact sloppy seconds, because I don’t really care, I’m ore into just staring them, imagining dirty things I would do to her Brazilian ass, like threaten to have her deported if she doesn’t clean my dick with her mouth faster, and things like that, rather than understanding the GQ Mexico operations, that I can safely assume are one dude in a beater, smoking a cigar, in a cinder block home while his wife is out back milking the Donkey. Right? Here are the pics.

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Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at. So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy. So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay. Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro

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Miranda Kerr is Amazing for PURPLE of the Day

Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing…. All this to say…I’m a fan.

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Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day

Jessie Andrews is the new Sasha Grey of porn, you know hipster friendly, wild and crazy, rocking a bush, that the fashion world has taken in and eaten up cuz unlike us, they don’t care that she looks 13 when she chokes on dick, they like that other fashion magazines think she’s fashionable….and fashion is one huge pile of followers who buy into whatever they are told while pretending they are originals on the front line… What it comes down to….is that…she’s GUTTER PORN CHICK WHO FUCKS ON CAMERA …whether the fashion industry likes it Why she is different than any other pornstar….maybe cuz she parties with hipsters…maybe cuz she’s got small tits…maybe cuz she has bush….who fucking knows….she’s naked in a fashion magazine of the day… So edgy…..

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Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn. Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now…. She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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Get a Happy Ending From Kristen Stewart

New in theaters, Kristen Stewart closes the Twilight saga in Breaking Dawn Part 2 , but the real pulse pounder is her nude debut in On The Road . New on Blu-ray, Italian eyeful Monica Bellucci busts out her bountiful boobage in A Burning Hot Summer, and the complete series of Entourage packs pink from porn star Sasha Grey and more.

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Get a Happy Ending From Kristen Stewart

Get a Happy Ending From Kristen Stewart

New in theaters, Kristen Stewart closes the Twilight saga in Breaking Dawn Part 2 , but the real pulse pounder is her nude debut in On The Road . New on Blu-ray, Italian eyeful Monica Bellucci busts out her bountiful boobage in A Burning Hot Summer, and the complete series of Entourage packs pink from porn star Sasha Grey and more.

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Get a Happy Ending From Kristen Stewart

Lia Lor by Terry Richardson of the Day

Lia Lor is a fresh face in porn, that won’t be so fresh for long, cuz most pornstars, if they aren’t already fucking wrecked, will be early into their careers, because coming up in porn doesn’t always land you top paying contract jobs that are more like fucking on camera, than being raped and violated on camera, something more and more young girls are into, cuz more and more young girls look up to whores like Sasha Grey….all hipster, young, stupid and fucked in the head…. Like all good hipster, young, stupid pornstars…she’s taken some time out of her busy schedule of getting fucked to get shot by Terry Richardson…here are the pics…..I have a feeling we will be hearing a lot more about this one….

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Lia Lor by Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie J Slips a Nip in her Laserlight Video [PICS]

Who is this Jessie J? Before today, we weren’t really sure. Wikipedia says she’s an “English singer and songwriter” who has had some hits in the UK and written songs for the likes of Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus . Also, she looks kind of like Sasha Grey in her new music video, Laserlight . That’s all well and good, but the REAL reason Jessie has popped up on Mr. Skin’s radar is thanks to this slip of her fully erect nip in the aforementioned Laserlight video. If only it shot laser beams, we’d be buying Jessie J concert tickets right now. See the close-up after the jump!

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Jessie J Slips a Nip in her Laserlight Video [PICS]