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Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are…. That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise.. No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance…. The post Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jazz Summers death of cause

Jazz Summers has died after a two-year battle with lung cancer. He was 71. Jazz Summers who helped shaped the careers of the Scissor Sisters, Badly Drawn Boy and Klaxons, had been battling lung cancer for the last two years. A spokesman for Big Life Management, which Summers co-founded 29 years ago, said: “The music industry has lost one of its most vibrant, most notorious and most brilliant characters. A champion of new music, a non-conformist and a visionary, Jazz Summers will be greatly mi

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Kim Kardashian: Back to Banging!

Sorry for the misleading headline. There is no new Kim Kardashian sex tape on the market. But the reality TV star has decided to end the year with a fresh look, Tweeting it to her millions of followers yesterday along with a series of photos that chronicle stylist Chris McMillan’s work. “Fun shoot today @mrchrismcmillan He just can’t control his scissor hands! #bangs’,” wrote Kardashian as a caption to the following images: McMillan is also responsible for the “Rachel” on Jennifer Aniston many years ago, along with the new Miley Cyrus hair that continues to generate opinions on both sides. Are you down with Kim’s revamped look? Do you like Kardashian with bangs?   Yes, she looks great! No, I hate it! Only with her clothes off! View Poll »

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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like A Classy Streetwalker

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing a little shopping the other day and I have to say looking pretty hot doing it. I especially like the leggings and slutty boots look she’s got going on, it’s very classy, like a streetwalker in the wintertime. Unfortunately she’s hiding her delicious front meat in most of the shots, which is very disappointing, but we get a nice peek at the sales clerks ass so it evens thing out

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Jackson Familly Shut Out of Jermaine’s Plans

Jermaine Jackson is learning a hard lesson — the Jackson family doesn’t take kindly to kinfolk who make promises on their behalf without even bothering to tell them.You know the big flap over the Vienna Tribute concert — where Jermaine was …

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Hot MMA Fighter: No Boob for You

Gina Carano — the hottest thing to happen to female MMA fighting since the scissor lock — has been propositioned by Playboy to appear in her very own knockout spread … but don’t expect to see Gina naked any time soon.Carano’s agent tells us ..

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