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Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored…. That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses. But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares…… Pics via Fame

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Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that…. Pics via Fame

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Serena Williams Laces Up the Beach

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Fashion Tennis great Serena Williams turned Miami Beach into a Victoria’s Secret runway show by wearing a lacy green bikini on Friday.Game. Set. Match. See Also Serena Williams — My Ass Is Second Rate Serena Fined for Dropping F-Bombs on Judge … Permalink

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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Elizabeth Hurley with Some Bitches in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something sketchy about about a bitch peddling product she hires bitches to wear so that she doesn’t have to put it on…It makes the consumer think, if she doesn’t wear it and goes so far to hire a motherfucker to wear it for her, there must be something wrong with it….maybe her bikini line causes rashes, or maybe it causes yeast infection, or maybe it causes skin cancer, fuck I don’t know, that’s gotta be the only reason why she wouldn’t slip into the shit, when she knows all people care about when they buy her bikini line is seeing her wear her bikini line, otherwise people would buy the non-Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…. I mean unless she’s just self conscious of her old, tired, saggy, sloppy, disgusting body that was once prime and loved by everyone, and if that’s the case, she has no business using her name to market the shit…cuz a twat who avoids bikinis isn’t really a relevant expert on bikinis no matter how hard she rocked them in the 90s…. Either way, the whole thing is very upsetting and confusing, but at least the bitches in the bikinis with her are worth lookin’ at…. Pics via LFI

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Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson is lookin’ pretty fucking amazing….If you think busted up and broken down is amazing, which I do, because I like shit from the gutter, especailly when that shit in the gutter was once at the top, it means she’s fallen off her high horse, leaving her second rate to her sister who was already second rate to begin with, so I’m not sure where that leaves Jessica, I just know that the only thing she has going for her is that she’s gained a lot of weight, looks like shit and is rumored to be dating some freakshow from Smashing Pumpkins which is totally fuckin’ weird, but Pics via Fame

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