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The George Clooney Footage the Movie Studio Didn’t Want You to See!

OK, it’s not so much that they didn’t want you to see it—more like, it just didn’t quite make the final cut. But this is Oscar weekend, after all, and seeing as how we’re in…

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Disney Revives Michael Jackson’s Captain EO

Disney’s hoping that it’s been sitting on a goldmine. Seeing as how This Is It exceeded expectations at the global box office and Michael Jackson is back to artistic-hero status…

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Wall Street Man-Beast’s Disappointing Identity

Last Friday we showed you a blurry photo of an underwear-clad white man draped over the Wall Street Bull, dead to the world. Our first guess: Jesus himself (he’s not young any more), serving as a powerful metaphor. But no : He was Peter Killy, a fortysomething actor who was making an indie movie, The Robber Barons of Wall Street

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Wall Street Man-Beast’s Disappointing Identity

FBI Agent Thinks the Green Party Is a Terrorist Group With Nukes

We like to avail ourselves of the Freedom of Information of Act now and again, because sometimes we find FBI memos about how the Green Party is a terrorist organization because we don’t get too many libruls here in Georgia . Asked by the FBI’s counterterroism unit to assess “future targets of the animal and environmental rights movements and/or those committing crimes on the behalf of the movements in the Georgia area,” the best some poor FBI agent in Georgia complained that he or she would have a little trouble with that one, seeing as how “the animal rights , environmental and anarchy movement activity is relatively low” because “Georgia residents lean toward the views of a conservative nature” and don’t offer a “nurturing environment” for libruls

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