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108-Year Old Throws a Better First Pitch Than 50 Cent

Evelyn Jones is 108 years old. But she didn't spend her latest birthday just relaxing at home. Instead, the very senior citizen was at Safeco Field in Seattle, joining our list of memorable first pitch throwers . Prior to the Mariners taking on the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Saturday night, Jones put on a team jersey and walked over to the home plate area in order to show off her arm. And while the underhand toss did not travel very far, it was still a more impressive effort than 50 Cent’s first pitch fail . Jones was gifted a uniform shirt with the number 108 on it, while the Mariners wrote on Twitter after the game: “Evelyn threw a first pitch to @RealKingFelix and the entire stadium sang her Happy Birthday. Best birthday ever?” You know it. And one we should all be fortunate enough to celebrate.

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Naya Rivera for Galore of the Day

I don’t think our friends over at GALORE MAG are going to stop… They just broke the fucking internet, or at least DrunkenStepfather because they had a big issue release and I am loving every single pic… See I respect motherfuckers who go big, it’s like “we could spread out our shoots with all these relevant tricks, or we could just pile them all up into one issue that goes fucking viral.. For someone who is as into this shit, as I am into anything, which is not very into it, but I do appreciate hot girls in picture, even if they are horrible, tainted, trashy, try hards…or people who aren’t necessarily good enough for GLEE because Lea Micehele’s transgendered diva behavior doesn’t like hotter girls that her around, she needs to be the queen, even though she’s disgusting looking…while Naya…Naya is just fucking magical..fake tits or not and all.. SEE MORE HERE

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Shay Mitchell Nipple in Galore of the Day

It looks like our friends over at GALORE MAG convinced Canadian star of some really popular show called pretty little liars, that I think is about teen sex, to get onto their amazing style photos, you know that hipster, nipple for fashion shit I love, and in doing that they got her to show what looks like it may be her jacked up nipple, that is probably not that jacked up, but a little low on the tit, leading me to think it may either be an senior citizen tit, or maybe, it’s just a bad breast implant trying to look real, and really who fucking cares, you get to see Shay Mitchell tit, and even if you have no idea who she is, and even if she’s from Canada and based on personal experience, everyone hates Canadians…it’s still nice to look at…

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Shay Mitchell Nipple in Galore of the Day

Shay Mitchell Nipple in Galore of the Day

It looks like our friends over at GALORE MAG convinced Canadian star of some really popular show called pretty little liars, that I think is about teen sex, to get onto their amazing style photos, you know that hipster, nipple for fashion shit I love, and in doing that they got her to show what looks like it may be her jacked up nipple, that is probably not that jacked up, but a little low on the tit, leading me to think it may either be an senior citizen tit, or maybe, it’s just a bad breast implant trying to look real, and really who fucking cares, you get to see Shay Mitchell tit, and even if you have no idea who she is, and even if she’s from Canada and based on personal experience, everyone hates Canadians…it’s still nice to look at…

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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days…. Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa is keeping it classy, if you consider classy being a borderline pornstar, showing off her fake tits and hard nipples, like a pornstar, who would have been a pornstar, had she not landed the Dancing with the Stars gig, because prior to DWTS, she was at a standstill, that could have gone either direction to tend to the fire she had to be more mainstream famous, but her modeling nonsense for shitty magazines wasn’t cutting it but now that she’s a big reality TV star, she can go back to her roots of being a low grade hooker, all hot in photoshoots, and I’m not gonna hate her for it. The world needs vagina like this to keep me happy. Because the vagina at home sure as fuck isn’t.

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Jessica Sutta is Not That Great in Her Bikini, Good Thing You Don’t Know Who She Is of the Day

Her name is Jessica Sutta, you’ve probably never heard of her. She is an ex-Pussycat doll, who is now taking a shot at her own Solo career. You know up on some Beyonce shit, only the low budget version, because no one knows who the fuck Jessica Sutta is. More importantly, based on the way she looks, sloppy body, hard face and all. She’s probably pushing 40. She is in Miami at the Ultra Music Festival, where she’s going to be premiering some of her life changing shitty club music, and obviously she took the opportunity to get some paparazzi bikini time, because what the fuck else is she gonna do to promote her senior citizen home tour. Take what you can get and luckily, thanks to the bikini, I have no problem staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Justice Spanks Ariana Grande Jailbait Fantasy of the Day

Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande are some jailbait child stars…future drug addicts…prostitute, sex tape stars….who end up at rock bottom never quite garnering the fame they once had….at the fucking top of their celebrity game…on some kids show that involves spanking each other…cuz they know dirty old men are into the shit and it is a grey area or appropriate…you know slip it in for their pervert twitter fans…..while the tweens who watch it don’t notice…and I’ve got the screenshots to encourage you to discuss this controversy that really doesn’t fucking matter in any fucking way….you perverts….

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Madonna Ass on Stage Pic of the Day

The day is not complete or doesn’t unless you see a 55 year old ass in fishnets pretending she is Lady Gaga pretending to be her in 1990…in some pile of confusing time warp shit that is both pathetic and inspiring …disgusting and erotic…confusing and so fucking real….. It’s like Madonna was hot in the early 90s, Gaga ripped her off, now Madonna is making a statement….2.5 decades later….dressing up like Gaga….who dresses up like Madonna….and shit is just a fucking mind fuck….I think I just shat myself…a feeling Madonna’s old, anal loving ass, probably gets all the time…especially on stage…wearing this…that incontinence diaper needing senior citizen…..all amazing in fishnets… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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