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Madonna Ass on Stage Pic of the Day

The day is not complete or doesn’t unless you see a 55 year old ass in fishnets pretending she is Lady Gaga pretending to be her in 1990…in some pile of confusing time warp shit that is both pathetic and inspiring …disgusting and erotic…confusing and so fucking real….. It’s like Madonna was hot in the early 90s, Gaga ripped her off, now Madonna is making a statement….2.5 decades later….dressing up like Gaga….who dresses up like Madonna….and shit is just a fucking mind fuck….I think I just shat myself…a feeling Madonna’s old, anal loving ass, probably gets all the time…especially on stage…wearing this…that incontinence diaper needing senior citizen…..all amazing in fishnets… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kari Byron’s Muscles in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

Kari Byron is some mythbuster host who posted a pic of her flexing in a one-piece bathing suit for twitter….. She’s not debunking one myth that 40 year old women can be hot…sure they can be fit and have low bodyfat, but their faces still look rugged, used, like they are melting….and sure cougars are a fetish and some dudes with Mommy issues like getting up in that….but I always prefer the younger, tighter version…. But either way, pantsless is always a party I’ll get into…even if shit happens at an old folks home…I’ll be there poppin’ bottles….rockin’ dementia with my finger, tongue and dick…like the naughty orderly I sometimes pretend to be when all that’s willing to fuck is senior citizen….like this Kari Bryon chick.

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Kari Byron’s Muscles in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

Rita Rusic is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

This bitch is practically 90…at least she might as well be you know since when a bitch turns 55 I generally slot them in senior citizen too old oto jerk off to…. That was until this freak of nature, unlike the toeless freak of nature with no eyelids I used to hang with, you know the bad genetics raised by the nuclear plant kind freak of nature, this freak of nature is hot as fuck…and there’s something very confusing about this….I won’t look into it too much….but she’s re-inventing old, dry, unfertile, used up, loose skinned, near death stagnant twat….the good kind of freak of nature…. No matter how much it confuses me – i like. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Prince (Not the Musician) on Tour for Sustainability

Image from the Prince of Wales Prince Charles is going on tour. Not to promote his new CD, but rather sustainable living. He will be travelling in his train, run by bio-fuels and playing at such well-known venues as a senior citizen’s apartment in Nottingham and an allotment in Todmorden. And tickets are free. In his travels he will be visiting projects… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Late Night Highlights: Schwarzenegger on Fluffers and a History Lesson with Courtney Love

Jay Leno may have had a great 60th birthday — complete with Chelsea Handler and Terry Bradshaw in a cake , but the day after his 60th birthday was not so hot. First, 60 Minutes leaked a few statements from this Sunday’s Jay-bashing interview with Conan O’B rien . And then last night, Jay was called an “ee-diot” and a “senior citizen” by the Governor of California. That clip, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while retouching your bandleader resume , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Schwarzenegger on Fluffers and a History Lesson with Courtney Love

Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Past Cocaine Use, Hospitalization

In news that shouldn’t be shocking for someone that has posed in Playboy and dated a senior citizen, Kendra Wilkinson reveals the following personal details of her life in her new E! True Hollywood Story: She once dabbled in cocaine and was hospitalized as a teenager for drug abuse and suicidal thoughts. Around 13, Kendra says she started to hang out with a “rebel group.” “All of a sudden they broke out this white stuff,” she said. “I did it, and I started feeling this big ball of chalk going down my throat and I was like ‘what is this ****! Ew this is so gross.’. After that I started feeling pretty good. That was the start of my drug days.” Due to these issues, Kendra’s mother admitted her daughter for two weeks to a secured psychiatric facility. “It was crazy in that place,” Wilkinson says in the TV special. “A lot of those kids were suicidal like me and we didn’t see daylight. We weren’t allowed outside. It was basically a jail, but it was a hospital.” Kendra says the experience actually “made me worse,” as she ran away from home her sophomore year of high school. “I was still on drugs,” she says. “All throughout sophomore year I lived with this guy and I did drugs for that long. Every day, every minute.” The model has turned things around now. We may mock her for her constant tabloid coverage , but we’re glad to see Kendra is on the mend.

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Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints

Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body . Sigh. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

David Archuleta: The Anti-Adam Lambert

THG stands behind Adam Lambert and his AMA performance, especially after he acknowleged today that his behavior crossed a line . Still, we admit that it’s refreshing to watch David Archuleta on stage, as the former American Idol finalist won’t be grabbing anyone’s crotch any time soon

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David Archuleta: The Anti-Adam Lambert

Women of The View Fawn Over Zac Efron

It’s no secret that teenage girls scream and fawn over Zac Efron .

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