I still don’t know who Becky G is, I guess I could google it but why bother. I am only posting this because I like her approach to Halloween photoshoots and not just because there is a Luchador mask in it, because my whole branding on this site, not that I’ve done any real branding, but you get what I am saying, has been the Luchador mask, that unfortunately has led to at least one person saying “what do you think you’re jack black or something” or “hey Nacho Libre get your own schtick”…but when Becky G does it…she’s half naked…and thus better…because when girls are half naked, despite how easy it is to do, it works. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Becky G Slutty Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what Meta actually means, but you hear idiots say it all the time, along with things like trans not tranny, Safe Space, Triggered, Sex Positive, Believe all Women, Meme, #metoo, and all the other shit we didn’t need that the internet has brought to the surface…because as it turns out – people are bored and angry and now have a place to voice their worthless opinion instead of just off-ing themselves like they would have done pre-internet… Anyway, Meta is….Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney on euphoria, the HBO answer to Riverdale, that is far racier, far darker, far more worthy of watching….. What makes it meta, I don’t really know what meta is….is that this is from the halloween episode of the show, where Sydney Sweeney is dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance…. So these idiots are dressed like Sydney Dressed like Arquette….and are not dressed like Arquette..and that’s just too weird for my brain to wrap around…I get that they’ve probably never seen True Romance or know who Arquette is…but still fucking weird… Still not as weird as how hot Arquette was compared to what she looks like now…even though her career is fucking killing it now thanks to a series of great roles…though. Here are the idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney Dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariana Grande , the pop singer who couldnt take a hint that her career is OVER when her concert got bombed, is back on tour, in her bra. She is 26 years old but dresses and presents herself as a child. A very fucking useless child in some sort of slutty drag costume that makes all the other parents at the park disgusted by her parents…assuming she has parents….because most of this Disney Kids get sold off. I think she’s a Disgusting little midget looking thing, who was involved in at least one suicide by a man she had sex with…cuz she got that killer pussy….but not in a “that’s a killer pussy”…but in a no shitty popstar has so many fucking casualties. I also hate her black face everyday that no one calls out, it’s like men do blackface and get fired…girls do blackface and they are just girls who like tans… But she’s in a bra and dudes jack off to her cuz dudes are fucking weird. So here it is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brielle Biermann is the daughter of one of the Real Housewives Kim Zoliack, her step daddy ( who is only 12 years older than her) is KROY Biermann, former Atlanta Falcons linebacker. You can bet on his former team HERE – or you can BET ON KANSAS CITY to beat DENVER HERE , because I’m assuming Brielle has fucked most players on both teams so this is relevant. Anyway here is Brielle with her tits out heading to some event, looking like she’s about 55 years old from all the face injections. She’s some trash, rich trash from Reality TV hell…. Here’s a look at her face before the alterations.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brielle Biermann With The Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Vita Sidorkina is some hot Russian model… She is bringing her communist rule attitude to the instagram where she shows off her athleticism in slutty poses, because all positions a girl can get into is slutty to the right pervert…and also shows off her communist intelligence by producing content like this to infiltrate the system and make her way into the bedrooms of rich and powerful americans who can’t help but trade government secrets for a chance to fuck this hot long lean model body. There’s something special about soulless, cold, possibly evil Russian women, who are trained to get what they want out of life by any means, usually involving taking over a Western Life….by using their hot bodies to get that American dream their parents were deprived of when everyone was a prisoner in work camps waiting in line for rationed tampons… It’s like they won’t ever go back to what the family experienced and they carry that trauma like they lived it….so being slutty on IG to make sure it will never happen to them again is good strategy that also allows us to jack off to her – if you’re like me and prefer jerking off to real women doing sexual things that aren’t blatantly sexual, instead of the graphic hardcore porn that is just close up penetration…because I like the human aspect and not the body part aspect of sex…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vita Sidorkina Pussy Print Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jade Chynoweth the dancer who was getting gay with that degenerate Halsey on stage at Rihanna’s fashion show, so she’s like practically famous now. So when you’ve worked your way into part of Halsey’s fake storyline people are buying into even though it’s fake, embellished and designed to generate hype and sell records for the puppet…..you do what you can to get half naked on social media with that dancer body that anyone who has fucked a dancer will know can deliver in the bedroom thanks to the strength they have from dancing and the cardio endurance they have from dancing…in a bounce on your dick until she rubs it out so it no longer exists….just jack hammering it like it was an old concrete floor you’re trying to replace..forever out of the way and you’d be okay with cuz you wouldn’t have to ever fuck your fat wife again, and the sex with the dancer was that much better than the sex with your fat wife….who just sort of lays there smelling like un-wiped sweaty barn animals…and here’s that dancer body for attention… Here she is dancing.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jade Chynoweth Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There is a meme going around that I saw this morning of Michael Cera and Aubrey Plaza having their pic taken with a group of brown fans…where Aubrey Plaza is ashamed because she is a racist or because she had sex with Michael Cera…. This is the meme… I don’t know why it went viral…but now she’s out at an event in a see through…for the nerd fans who can’t get enough of the quirky nerd jokes this nerd icon thanks to being a nerd fucker so long as the nerd fuck she’s fucking is famous enough…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey Plaza See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Roosmarijn De Kok , what a name… I know it’s so simplistic to throw up a post and fixate on a name or make fun of a name. This isn’t elementary school and there are always way more interesting and deeper rooted issues to point and laugh at…..HOWEVER…her last name is De Kok….and da cock is what she likely did to escape communist rule…the iron curtain if you will…in her native Netherlands that I guess isn’t communist at all….and that fact alone has me re-thinking my strategy on what to say about this Victoria’s Secret model with her tits out now that she’s Dutch not Russian….I should have known better when I saw her name was Roosmarijn… So this straight from Holland, daughter of a Tulip farmer, who has followed her family footsteps and made a career with her two lips…like all models do…is not wearing her milkmaid outfit and her wooden clogs…she’s wearing some Victoria’s Secret racy lingerie with her nip color taken down some shades because they are still out there photoshopping their models to prevent being pornographers with their mail order catalog every dude in the 90s used to jack off to… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Roosmarijn de Kok in Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The biggest news in celeb tits is that Vanessa Hudgens did a clever titty flash like it was old times, always an innovator this one, at least when it comes to tits, since everything else about her is relatively boring, candy coated, Disney shit….but I will always credit her for one of the first nude selfie leaks of all time and now she’s casually posting selfies where her full tits are in her sunglass reflection like an Easter Egg hunt in October….forcing us to find the nude like some kind of ESCApe ROOM but the titty in the pic version… I think this is the basis of a million dollar business called “find the titty” in the pic featuring girls who like showing their tits, but in less than obvious ways to keep a little mystery. Clever and it can be spun as an accident…pretty exciting even if she isn’t. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
SELENA GOMEZ is slowly turning into Kylie Jenner with that face injected face…. The Barney Star who is now old and may be the most followed girl on Instagram…who may not have been able to lock in her Bieber man cuz she’s clearly fucking crazy…in and out of rehab…maybe a product of Barney placing his dinosaur cock up in her when she was on the show…or maybe just a variation of that since we’ve learned that not all abuse or rape or assault is from penetration….it can come in the form of emails / text messages or moms that exploit you despite your terminal disease, if anything make you work harder due to the terminal disease because they are on a timeline…get the money when you can so we can live this hollywood dream on your back..basically breaking her….leaving her rich and alone with trust issues but not in the conventional sense of trust issues – you know she can’t trust anyone cuz she can’t even trust her own mom….but trust issues in that she trusts whoever jacks her face up and those on her team who tell her she looks good with that new face…when really she needs to go back to th drawing board to think through the whole strategy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Selena Gomez Crop Top and Newer Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
