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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things. She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl… So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is… The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit. Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense… The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST – NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money… He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit .. The post The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things. She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl… So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is… The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit. Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense… The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST – NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money… He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit .. The post The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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