Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….
After Sheeran topped GQ’s Worst-Dressed list, MTV News thinks he should take some fashion pointers from 1D. By James Montgomery A fully re-styled Ed Sheeran doll Photo: Getty Images/ J. Crew/ MTV News
No matter how classy Olivia Munn tries to do herself up, she will always be that attention craving ho’ who will do anything to be famous (remember those leaked photos?) and that’s why we love her. Anyways, here she is at some fashion event looking like a top-notch call girl in a sexy tight-fitting green dress and dark eye shadow. How much? And is it full service?
This just in: Kim Novak, star of Alfred Hitchcock ‘s Vertigo , has a beef with Oscar front-runner The Artist and its use of Bernard Herrmann’s iconic love theme from the 1958 classic. Let’s just cut to the chase and let Novak’s words speak for themselves: “I want to report a rape… my body of work has been violated by The Artist .” Say what, Ms. Novak? Rape? Director Michel Hazanavicius might prefer the term “homage,” but potato, po-tah-to… perhaps some elaboration is in order. Novak’s personal missive, for which she composed a press release and took out a full-page trade ad, continues via Deadline : “This film took the Love Theme music from Vertigo and used the emotions it engenders as its own. Alfred Hitchcock and Jimmy Stewart can’t speak for themselves, but I can. It was our work that unconsciously or consciously evoked the memories and feelings to the audience that were used for the climax of The Artist .” “There was no reason for them to depend on Bernard Herrmann’s score from Vertigo to provide more drama. Vertigo ’s music was written during the filming. Hitchcock wanted the theme woven musically in the puzzle pieces of the storyline. Even though they did given Bernard Herrmann a small credit at the end, I believe this kind of filmmaking trick to be cheating. Shame on them!” “It is morally wrong of people in our industry to use and abuse famous pieces of work to gain attention and applause for other than what the original work was intended. It is essential that all artists safeguard our special bodies of work for posterity, with their individual identities intact and protected.” Novak has a point, to a point: Using a well-known piece from a beloved classic can, consciously or subconsciously, evoke the emotion earned by that reference film. But does that mean The Artist cheated by borrowing on the emotional associations its audience had for Vertigo ? And, as personally as that citation hit Novak, is it fair to reduce the cinematic equivalent of sampling in hip-hop to such a gross violation? And if Bing Crosby was still around, would he make the same claim for the use of “Pennies from Heaven?” Chime in, Movieliners. • Not Everyone Loves ‘The Artist’: Kim Novak Feels Violated By Use Of ‘Vertigo’ Score [Deadline]
Congrats of some fashion are in order to William Brent Bell, whose universally reviled yet spectacularly successful The Devil Inside has today yielded news of his not-very-anticipated follow-up. Written by David Cohen, The Vatican is said to be a “conspiracy-driven thriller that uses some found-footage techniques like The Devil Inside did”; Warner Bros. is reportedly fast-tracking the project. Good to know! I’ll ready the riot police . [ Deadline ]
We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it…. But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills… Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!
Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..
Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..
These pictures look like Audrina Patridge is walking the runway for some fashion show, but that can’t be right, so I’m going to say that this is for a charity event of some kind. Good for her. She’s hot and all, but she’s no model. Anyhow, she still looks good, I’d hit it. But I’ve got a thing for boring beauty pageant chicks, they have such great posture, their hair always looks good and they all wear heels with their bikinis. What more could you ask for? Audrina isn’t going to win any pageants without letting those big fake boobs loose. I’m just saying.
Here’s Megan Fox looking kinda sexy at some fashion show during Milan Fashion Week the other day. Remember the days when Megan used to do things alone? She’d walk around looking sexy or head to one of her crappy movie premieres in a tight little dress all by herself. I miss those days. It seems that now that she’s married she’s got to bring her d-bag husband with her everywhere. I bet he had his lawyers slip that into the prenup she had him sign. Sneaky bastard.
