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Kylie Jenner Shape of the DAy

Kylie Jenner is so mangled, this body Dysmorphia is weirder than her dad’s body dysmorphia where he’d look at his dick and just wish it was inside out…and that he could finger bang himself…so obsessively that he grew out his hair and did it…because that’s people with mental disorders do…mental disorders that have spilled into his kids, that he’s clearly not the father of, and that was clearly made in a fucking used condom in Kim’s room, not that she uses condoms, maybe it was more a stain in her panties she never cleaned up, that they found growing in the laundry room behind the dryer, who fucking knows…what is amazing is that it sells product, it is supposed to be human, and girls try to look like it… It is more an It that Its Daddy who is also an IT…. There’s some serious shit wrong her, I don’t really know what it is, but I know it’s creepy…..but creepier that people like or want to fuck it…like the sex doll it was modeled after… WEIRD> The post Kylie Jenner Shape of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Greene Titty Grab Tattoo Pic of the Day

I used to hate Ashley Greene…I don’t know what I hated her – but it was probably Because she’s some bottom feeder at the top of her game who wouldn’t step it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she didn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring had already happened and that was the whole reason she was riding high at the top…. BUT destiny pulled through, and the dust settled and the world say that she was some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry…. Here she is showcasing her TATTOO… The post Ashley Greene Titty Grab Tattoo Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day

No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring. The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck… So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work. The post Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian in Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian is on some marketing herself kick because I guess now that she’s divorced and has a ton of fucking money – she can focus on what she really cares about and that’s raising her kid to be the best her kid can be…and by that I mean…leaving the kid with her mom or staff…as she runs around in a bikini like some kind of attention seeking instagram whore…because that’s pretty much what she is at this point in her career…at all these Vegas parties half naked doing the best she can to be the next Rihanna, who she probably could have been back when she first happened…because she pushed the boundaries of music videos when she first happened…but didn’t follow through…and opened up the doors for so many other whores…leaving her forgotten and in the dust…but still get royalties for co-writing a bunch of Bieber songs….which should keep her happy enough, but like all girls, she wants that male attention to validate her…. So here she is innocently in a bikini…that’s why she posted these to her instagram…because she’s just in a bikini you know…not crying for attention or anything…just saying “hey look at the ocean…it’s so pretty….I just happen to be in the pic with the ocean by accident and I don’t want you looking at me..”… Because she wants you looking at her…and what may be a skin disease in one of the pics…sexy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches… The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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Poster Premiere: Ron Perlman Goes Transgender in Frankie Go Boom

While some marketing efforts demand a close read , others allow no margin for misundertanding what they are, where they come from, or what they portend. Take writer-director Jordan Roberts’s comedy Frankie Go Boom , which premieres this weekend at South By Southwest with arguably the best tagline of any festival film in history and the promise of Ron Perlman in full transgender mode. Get your first look at the poster — and a tagline translation — after the jump. Perfect! Now in English: Frank Bartlett has been tortured, embarrassed and humiliated by his brother Bruce — usually on film — his entire life. Now that Bruce is finally off drugs and has turned his life around, things should be different. They are not. And why might that be? Another bit from the synopsis made available to Movieline: While trying to remove a compromising video from the internet, two brothers (Charlie Hunnam and Chris O’Dowd) visit a brilliant computer hacker named Phil (Ron Perlman). But when they get there, they discover that Phil is now Phyllis… …and she has no intention of helping them for “free.” The rest will remain a mystery until Frankie Go Boom unspools for the first time Saturday night in Austin, where Movieline’s own Jen Yamato will be on hand for a look. Stand by for that and plenty more from SXSW. And please form an orderly queue until these one-sheets are available for the home, the office, and beyond. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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The Full Trailer for I Am Number Four: Yep, Still Looks Like Twilight

When we last saw some marketing for I Am Number Four — the latest bit of teen pop from Dreamworks and director D.J. Caruso — it looked an awful lot like Twilight . The brooding male lead who isn’t what he seems…the porcelain-skinned ingenue who has his heart…the jumping and flying and assorted chasing. All that was missing was vampire fangs. Does the latest trailer rectify that omission?

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