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Cara Delevingne Is An “Actress”

I guess  Cara Delevingne is still pretending to be an actress these days, because according to my sources, she’s got some new sci-fi nerd movie coming out this week. And I guess that’s probably why British GQ decided to get her to dress up like some kind of sexy robot for their August issue. And you know, if this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, I think Cara’s got a possible second career here as an emotionless, topless robot. I think she found her true calling.

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Cara Delevingne Is An “Actress”

Jessica Biel Photoshopped And Made Asian By Marie Claire

I know fashion mags can’t get enough of Photoshop, but I’m pretty sure this cover shot of  Jessica Biel from the August issue of Marie Claire is at least 90% computer-assisted. Either that, or maybe I just don’t really remember what Jessica looks like anymore, considering it’s been a few years since she’s actually been considered famous. But to all you magazine summer interns professional Photoshop “artists” out there, here’s a pro tip: go easy on the eyes. Yeesh.

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Demi Lovato Gets Bubbly And Sexy

I don’t pay a ton of attention to Demi Lovato , mostly because I prefer my pop star wannabes a little hotter, but every once in a while, she does a hot photoshoot like this one, and me and the Little Tuna are reminded she exists. Anyway, according to my sources, Demi’s about to kick off some new worldwide tour. And if her live show is half as good as this, I might actually pay attention this time. » view all 13 photos

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Demi Lovato Gets Bubbly And Sexy

I don’t pay a ton of attention to Demi Lovato , mostly because I prefer my pop star wannabes a little hotter, but every once in a while, she does a hot photoshoot like this one, and me and the Little Tuna are reminded she exists. Anyway, according to my sources, Demi’s about to kick off some new worldwide tour. And if her live show is half as good as this, I might actually pay attention this time. » view all 13 photos

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Selena Gomez’s See Through Fetish

According to my sources, “Fetish” is apparently the name of Selena Gomez ‘s new single. Although that’s pretty convenient, because it also describes the fixation I’ve got for hot pop stars coming down with a serious case of nippleitis in the middle of summer. Here’s hoping Selena does an encore.

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Bianca Gascoigne Lingerie Goodness

Pretty sure I did like one post on  Bianca Gascoigne here back in the day and then she disappeared. Or more likely, I got distracted by some other, even bustier blonde. But I just came across this lingerie shoot from the hottie Brit and damn! Now I’m thinking me, her and the Little Tuna really ought to make up for lost time. I’m thinking 30 seconds should do it. Maybe 45 if I concentrate.

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Olivia Munn’s Bikini Celebration

I guess Olivia Munn must still be on the hunt for her next boyfriend, because she just posted a bunch of pictures of her and her hot friends dancing around on the beach in bikinis. And according to my sources, Olivia just turned 37 last Monday, which can’t help her chances to land a new sugar daddy. In fact, I’m thinking she might have to consider settling for someone with a very somewhat profitable website and his very own place… in his mom’s basement. Hint hint. (Call me!) » view all 15 photos

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Lauren Cohan Does GQ Good

I don’t watch a ton of TV these days. Well, unless you count porn. Anyway, so I didn’t recognize this Lauren Cohan hottie at first. But according to my sources, she’s on The Walking Dead , I guess? And if she looks anything like she does in this GQ Mexico shoot on the show, then I guess I might just have to start watching. Yow! » view all 15 photos

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Kendall Jenner Does #NationalSelfieDay

According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.

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Paris Jackson Is Now A Model Too

So, according to my sources, Paris Jackson is officially the latest rich kid with famous parents to try to trick everyone into taking them seriously as a professional model. And I’d make fun of her for it, but I figure it’s probably difficult to grow up normal when your dad’s Michael Jackson. And really, becoming a professional wannabe celebrity is about as normal as it gets for a Hollywood rich kid. So congrats.

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