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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting Fake Booty

Personally, I don’t know why anyone out there is still paying attention to this sad, chubby ex-porn star and her gross oversized booty, but I guess some of you sickos out there still consider yourselves Kim Kardashian fans. So here you go: yet another video of her doing nothing but showing off her giant fake ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find some eye-bleach.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting Fake Booty

Zendaya Does Vogue

I’ve always thought  Zendaya was super-cute, and I’m glad to see the rest of Hollywood is finally starting to come around. Because here she is doing a leggy photoshoot for Vogue , and according to my sources, she’s gonna be in the new Spider-Man movie too. And if I’m reading this Former Disney Channel Star Career chart properly, that means we’re only a few months to a year away from “accidentally” “leaked” nudie pictures or some kind of Snapchat scandal. So make sure to stay tuned. Can’t wait!

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Lily-Rose Depp Topless, Nipply And Shaking Her Booty

Don’t worry, perverts. You don’t have to try to flush your work cell phone. Because according to my sources over at Google,  Lily-Rose Depp (AKA Johnny’s hot daughter) is officially 18 now. As of last month. Which means you can stop pretending you don’t already follow her on Instagram and that you haven’t watched these videos of her shaking her booty 20 times now. But if you actually haven’t, well, you better get on both of those ASAP.

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Halsey Topless!!

You guys know that I do my best to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties and wannabe celebrities out there. But every once in a while, I miss one. Like this hot topless blonde here. According to my sources, she goes by Halsey , she’s a singer and she’s got a new album coming out this week. Anyway, I can’t tell you if her music’s any good, but if these pictures are any indication, I think she’s definitely got what it takes to be a big star: a nice body and a willingness to show it off for the cameras. That’s the kind of talent you can’t teach. Or auto-tune.

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of  Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Is How She Belongs

According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.

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Meek Mill Is Still On Beef With Drake

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Meek just won’t let the Drake beef go even thought Rick Ross supposedly squashed the beef. Rick Ross extended an olive branch to Drake to squash the beef, but there is NO cease-fire with Meek Mill … even after all these months  Sources close to the rappers tell us Da Boss thought Meek and Drizzy’s war would cool down […]

Meek Mill Is Still On Beef With Drake

Kate Upton Does Naughty Britney

According to my sources, there’s an entire show on TV right now dedicated to celebrities lip-syncing. And I was all set to write some TV producer a congratulatory email about how they’ve finally managed to find something even lamer than Carpool Karaoke . But then I saw Kate Upton “perform” Britney and uh, yeah, nevermind. If you ask me, they should turn this into it’s own 24-hour channel. Encore!

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Ariel Winter Sl%ts Up Coachella With Some Underboob

According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!

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Ariel Winter Does Conan!

According to my sources, Ariel Winter got invited on Conan last night, which means she’s officially at least a B-list celeb now. And I take full credit, obviously. See, before I started doing regular posts on her, she was just another sitcom kid/wannabe putting up booty pictures on Instagram. Now? She’s talk show famous. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my thank you card. Preferably in the form of a bikini and/or lingerie selfie, please.               Continue reading