Shia LaBeouf is interesting. People talk about him, I don’t hate him, especially not after things like this 1 hour long silent interview, that over 200,000 people have watched, because it’s genius, hilarious, and fucking with the system, and I am all for people fucking with the system, becoming their own brand of crazy, instead of conforming and sucking the media’s dick. This is as punk rock as a spoiled rich celebrity can get, so take it in. The world is a weird place…maybe there is still hope for us….even if turning to Shia LaBeouf for hope in and of itself seems like we are doomed…thank god.
I never really cared for Aubrey O’Day in the past…she was just some spoiled rich kid with an ego who annoyed me….cuz she thought she was great and hot and amazingly talented because she was on some Reality Show that didn’t matter….and because she had sex with Diddy…like so many girls before her….Sure she rode that wave of insignificance hard and long….flaunting her tits…getting fat for her fans who like their women thick….. I only started to legitimately hate her after seeing her on Celebrity Apprentice…in her attempt to next level herself from one shitty TV show to the next….where she was annoying….but more importantly fat. So now she’s continuing to ride that bullshit career and limited talent by pretending she has talent when she knows she doesnnt….but more importantly by pretending she has a hot body…when we know she doesn’t… What a cunt.
Parks & Recreation star Rob Lowe will portray a lawyer in the upcoming TV movie about last summer’s Casey Anthony trial, according to reports. Lowe, who previously played Drew Peterson in the Lifetime original film Drew Peterson: Untouchable has been cast as prosecutor Jeff Ashton. The movie, tentatively titled Prosecuting Casey Anthony , will be based on Ashton’s book about the case, Improper Justice: Prosecuting Casey Anthony . In a case that captivated the country, Anthony, 26, was charged with and later acquitted of murdering her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee in 2008. The not guilty verdict set off a firestorm of criticism (and head-scratching, or just plain outrage) across the U.S. Anthony has been in hiding since. She hasn’t won over many since last summer. In fact, the family that hid her after the verdict recently left this scathing voicemail for Casey Anthony . “We’re thrilled to have Rob returning to our network, after his amazing star turn as Drew Peterson,” Lifetime executive V.P. Rob Sharenow said. “He’s one of those rare stars who can do it all: comedy, drama, heroes, villains.” [Photos: WENN.com, CNN]
Apparently Lisa Vanderpump is not the only cast member on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who has let fame transform her from a spoiled rich woman to a REALLY spoiled rich woman. Kyle Richards, a pal tells Radar Online, is simply “not the same down to earth woman she used to be,” adding: “Her real friends have noticed. She recently told an actual close friend to ‘contact my assistant’ about making plans with her. Like she was too busy to make time for them now. They were so hurt.” And it’s more than just the attitude of Paris Hilton’s aunt, according to this anonymous, totally real insider; there are random examples of the new Kyle Richards , such as: “She sets DVRs on multiple TVs throughout the house and watches herself for HOURS analyzing her outfits, hair and makeup, and the camera angles she’s shot from. It’s incredible how she’s changed so much and become obsessed and superficial.” In other Real Housewives news that isn’t at all scripted for season three: Taylor Armstrong recently got blitzed at the birthday party for Kyle’s four-year old daughter. Friends are reportedly concerned. Bravo is reportedly giddy.
Now that Casey Johnson is dead and Paris Hilton is over, who are the new spoiled rich heiress types we can look forward to seeing? —GLB, via the Answer B!tch inbox If by…