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Hipster Tits for Art of the Day

A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there… This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment… The post Hipster Tits for Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day

It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you… It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow… I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it.. The post Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day

Dakota JOhnson is third generation hollywood slut…meaning her grandma slept with people for acting work, leading to her mom sleeping with everyone for fun, eventually ending up pregnant with her and keeping it, only for her to grow up and get into movies too, because it was really difficult getting the auditions..to land a key movie part in 50 Shades, that I assume she won’t be winning any Oscars for, because she sucked…not that I saw the movie, but I assume it sucked too…and more importantly, they play her up as the basic looking girl, because she is basic looking, and basic looking is fine, but not when it is overrated and attached to some celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity, like so many people before her, including but not limited to her mom…Gwyneth Paltrow, the GYllenhaals, etc.. All this to say…I wouldn’t expect her Spring Break bikini pics to be exciting…and they aren’t…here they are CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ICYMI, President Obama’s Selma Speech Was One For The Ages

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President Barack Obama has always admired the Civil Rights Movement. The White House is adorned with artwork depicting the struggles of the 60s. He mentions it in…

ICYMI, President Obama’s Selma Speech Was One For The Ages

Tragic News: Syracuse University Athlete Found Dead In Times Square Hotel Room

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What has supposed to be the beginning of a fun Spring Break trip turned into a tragedy. At just 21-years-old, Sabrina Cammock was found unresponsive…

Tragic News: Syracuse University Athlete Found Dead In Times Square Hotel Room

Tragic News: Syracuse University Athlete Found Dead In Times Square Hotel Room

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What has supposed to be the beginning of a fun Spring Break trip turned into a tragedy. At just 21-years-old, Sabrina Cammock was found unresponsive…

Tragic News: Syracuse University Athlete Found Dead In Times Square Hotel Room

Student Sabrina Cammock Photos,Found dead

Syracuse University student Sabrina Cammock, from Queens, New York, was found dead inside a room at the Hotel Edison in New York#39;s Times Square just after 9am on Saturday while on Spring Break. Sabrina Cammock, 21, of Queens, was discovered inside her room at the Hotel Edison on W. 47th St. about 9:20 a.m. Cammock, a senior on spring break, was sharing a room with a group of girlfriends when she died, a police source said. “They all went to sleep,” the source said, “and when they woke up,

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Tara Reid Does Bikini Pics of the Day

Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE… She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is.. Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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The Biggest Asshole in the Public Bathroom and Other WTF Videos of the Day

No, the biggest asshole in the public bathroom is not my wife, who let me tell you, has a massive asshole, as you’d expect based on her weight and the amount she eats…and I don’t mean the guy installing cameras to film teen girls peeing…I mean this piece of shit, who is actually less shit and more urine, who hoses down the fucking bathroom with his piss, like he was raised in a fucking barn, because let’s face it, based on the look of the public bathroom he doesn’t seem so classy, regal, or demure… I don’t know why this video offends me, I am don’t work as a clerk or cleaner who has to clean it, and I have a friend who used to piss in staircases in hotels, office buildings, and on girls…it’s not that big of a deal…but it’s bad. If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t….here’s a Russian Vacuum truck sucking Or maybe you like Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade’s Crime Stoppers hotline, and ex-Police Chief, was sentenced on Friday to 14 days in jail for contempt for swallowing the paper to keep a tipster anonymous in a cocaine possession case…. Or maybe you want to see a drunk guy get run the fuck over…it’s crazy…

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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